The Signs Doing Karaoke
Aries: Sings at the top of their lungs; substitutes words when they don't know the lyrics
Taurus: Gets really nervous and self-conscious; ends up throwing up on the karaoke machine and ending karaoke night for everyone
Gemini: Starts spitting bars out of nowhere, trying to promo their rapping skills
Cancer: Mouths the words because they're really nervous
Leo: Singing like a superstar; comments afterward that "I should really be famous. I'd make a good celebrity."
Virgo: Forced to clean up Taurus's mess out of guilt and disgust
Libra: Decides that it's not fair to the rest of the crowd that karaoke night ended in disaster, so they entertain people by improvising and doing stand-up comedy
Scorpio: In the background, mumbling a bunch of curse words that are not in the song
Sagittarius: Signs everyone but themselves up to do karaoke together; sits back and laughs the entire time
Capricorn: Does background dancing and thinks of ways to kill Sagittarius for embarrassing them
Aquarius: Singing about unicorns and butterflies, when the song is about a breakup
Pisces: Holds Cancer's hand and tries to get them to loosen up while they sing angelically
*thanks @maggieandtheferociousbitch for suggesting this :) send suggestions to @cancercornastrology or @princessday-day if our inbox is closed*
