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@jordancarson
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: I'm not sleeping in the sex room :(
Miguel: That's for sex
Miguel: You sleep in the sex room
jordan: both are sex rooms if you think about it
jordan: fine, i'll let you back in the room if you apologize
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: I won't accept it
Miguel: You burned this bridge
jordan: you're making things at home really awkward
jordan: min and i are going to need you to sleep in the spare room from now on
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: That didn't count
Miguel: I want a real apology
Miguel: Make it sincere
jordan: fine i'll give you a real apology
jordan: after i have my food in front of me
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: Alright
Miguel: Say sorry
Miguel: I want to hear it
jordan: i just did
jordan: scroll up
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: Hey
Miguel: That's not the point of this
Miguel: We don't get to spoon
Miguel: But
Miguel: Sometimes it's nice to be held
jordan: hey it's okay, you don't need to pretend anymore
jordan: i'll be the big spoon tonight
jordan: clearly i've been selfish so i'll say sorry
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: I don't recall
Miguel: We're broken up now
Miguel: I will not be holding you tonight
Miguel: You're getting my back
jordan: wow
jordan: so this was all a plot to be the little spoon
jordan: just be upfront and tell me when you want to be held
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: :(
Miguel: You know what, we're breaking up
Miguel: This relationship is MEAN and ONE SIDED
jordan: we can't break up till after i get my food
jordan: you know the rules
π² jo & sierra
sierra: i'm covering her lil ears she CANNOT hear this
sierra: she's quite bougie, which is unfortunate
sierra: but when she likes to indulge, i get her the trader joe's vegan mac
jordan: i can't afford margaret's forgiveness
jordan: guess this is the end for us , it was fun while it lated
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: Lies
Miguel: I AM bringing u back Chinese
Miguel: Doesn't that count
Miguel: I'm going to pretend it's a surprise party
Miguel: I will do my best to act surprised
Miguel: Make sure to get chocolate cake
Miguel: I love chocolate
jordan: it does count
jordan: i can't wait for your apology meal
jordan: vanilla cake got it
jordan: with vanilla sprinkles too
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π² jo & miguel
Miguel: I was STARVING
Miguel: Would you have me starve?
Miguel: What would Ace say
Miguel: :(
Miguel: Are you pranking me
Miguel: Omg are you throwing me a surprise party
jordan: ace would support me
jordan: and bring me home chinese food to make up for it
jordan: maybe
jordan: but which one is right i won't say
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: Ok rude
Miguel: I am a growning boy Jo
Miguel: I've got to eat
Miguel: Ok but nothing over 50 in one go
Miguel: Or else it flags it :(
Miguel: That's my current condom card π₯²
Miguel: Idk I'll be home tonight probably
Miguel: Why
jordan: should have thought about that before you stole my leftovers
jordan: yeah yeah, i know the drill okay
jordan: tonight?
jordan: gives me plenty of time, don't worry about it
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: I'd do it again
Miguel: Alright fine fine
Miguel: Go into the room and look into the top drawer on the right hand side of the bed
Miguel: There's a credit card in there under the name 'Jay Benson'
Miguel: Try Uber Eat's with that
Miguel: Idk if it'll work; it's been a week
Miguel: But the guy I swiped it off of was like 50 and rich so
Miguel: Might not notice
jordan: i'm ordering us enough food to last the week
jordan: and by us i mean me and min
jordan: you can starve
jordan: btw when are you coming home?
π² jo & sierra
sierra: it's 6pm do you know where your margaret is
sierra: margaret is here..... fully dressed, respectable
sierra: whose naked chicken have you been ogling jordan
jordan: wow i accidentally cheated on margaret
jordan: i need to bring her a gift next time i visit
jordan: what's her favorite snack?
π² jo & miguel
Miguel: Yes
Miguel: And it was tasty
Miguel: Your fortune is...
Miguel: You learn from your mistakes... You will learn a lot today.
jordan: my fortune is right
jordan: right now i'm learning the best way to kill a roommate and make it look like an accident
jordan: you owe me food
π² jo & sierra
jordan: did you lose margaret?
jordan: i swear there is a chicken in my yard who looks like her... but naked
π² jo & miguel
jordan: serious question
jordan: did you eat my left over chinese?