Girl Almighty

I'm Jordan, 30ish, Oakland, gemini, feminist & chill beer girl. I like Star Wars, Harry Potter, Marvel, the ocean, baseball, food, hunks, travel, fitness, and music.

[rqdominique]

[frachella]

https://www.instagram.com/matejaskraba/

[mcthsman]

happy 109th birthday bucky barnes you would've hated the cursed timeline we live in

[pjharvey]

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

[thehungriestcaterpillar]

As an agnostic

Yes

[mosfetransgender-deactivated202]

NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

[anditslove]

[mothprincess]

i am an easy-going, cute, and suffering-oriented person

[buckydollz-deactivated20251121]

well…

[savebylou]

Liam B-Day Month Celebration. Day 2: Fave Liam tweet(s) by him or about him.

I pick tweets that show Liam's heart of gold and an extra tweet with his cute sense of humor.

Join the Liam B-Day Month Celebration here.

[credit: x x x x x]

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[anxietyproblem]

[worldhammerer-old]

im gonna keep it false with you chief. im gonna lie to you.

[internetgreatesthits]

[weirwoodsugar]

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

[weirwoodsugar]

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

[valtsv]

"came back wrong" but it's more explicitly + intentionally about medical and/or caregiver abuse

[valtsv]

came back wrong in the sense that the person who revived you subtly or even obviously changed aspects of your appearance to conform better to their concept of beauty, but no one else notices, or thinks that you look better like this anyway so they don't care and are even jealous of you. came back wrong in the sense that you never consented to be brought back; don't know who dressed you like this and arranged your body in the position that you woke up in; it feels like a violation that no-one will admit to. came back wrong in that everyone is so smotheringly protective of you now; won't let you take even minor risks or "abuse" your newly-revived body with substances and poor lifestyle choices.

[podcastwizard]

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

[frachella]

[ibajo256]