#yarpstarter

[modifiedmason]

When 16 year olds come up the the bar

and try to order fuzzy navels

[torturous-tristan-blog]

[ Text to Morri ]

Your girls a screamer, but i'm sure you already knew that.

Tristan is texting Morri from Teresa's phone

[giselle-delacroixes]

What?

[anunsunghero]

Today seems like a good day to just stay home.

[torturous-tristan-blog]

Well the butcher is in town

And amoureux, it's going to be a wild ride.

[torturous-tristan-blog]

Well I may not be good enough for her

But I doubt everybody else in this town has that opinion.

[loveis-scarlett]

Hey-

Can you do me a quick favor?

[giselle-delacroixes]

God. These mutts honestly need to take a bath.