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Loiter Squad on Twitter

“BRUHHH 😂😂😂 https://t.co/fValbqnaat”

Oh hell yeah that moves !

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After Dinner money talks (at Agua Caliente Casino Resort Spa)

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#pig #piggy🐷 #babes #babe #lovethisplace #mynewbabe😍 (at Babe's Brewhouse & Bbq)

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#izipmymouth #idontknowanything #starbucks #palmsprings #palmtrees #palmbitches #palmliferealty (at Downtown Palm Springs)

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Building a house in a 1:1 scale with Legos is probably more expensive than building a normal one. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #TRUE

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The war on drugs probably has more POWs than any actual war. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp

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Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #right #oneinamillionchance

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Whenever I leave a store without buying something I get nervous that I look suspicious, making me look suspicious. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #true #paranoid #

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I wonder if I am closer to my death or my birth right now. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #notfunny

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We rescue homeless animals and shun homeless people. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp #true #exactly #animalsismoreimportantthanhuman #wecantblamenoone #justletgoanddoright #

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Childbirth is literally an emergency. #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp

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Technically, it's impossible to skip breakfast. The first time you eat during a day is when you "break your fast." #thoughts #funny #observation #observationsApp

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What the heck??? 😭😭😭 (at Los Angeles, California)

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Really on Valentine’s Day !? Hell Nooooo..... that fu(k!n6 bu||$h!+ #breakdown #breakup #brokeup #brokedown #wontsrart #killingme

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What a lovely piece of 💩 shit! #keychain #poopingfaces #poopybutt #poopymonster #hollyshit #shitface #shitthrone #eeewwww #yucky (at Silver Lake, Los Angeles)