lowkey thinkin about when philza gets on the dream smp that he’ll give his son the biggest fucking hug after smacking him with his sandal

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lowkey thinkin about when philza gets on the dream smp that he’ll give his son the biggest fucking hug after smacking him with his sandal
literally obsessed with making dream smp alignment charts
So I think Wilbur’s office ghost possessed all of mcc???? Now that it’s over can we get a list of everything that went wrong? So far I have:
•Karl’s internet fucked off
•Fundy’s camera broke
•Wilbur lost his voice
•Dream went afk for an unknown (?) reason
Add more bc I know more happened
techno’s cursed dream fanart, wilbur fucking with the paranormal, philza changing in front of 13k people
sometimes a family is a murderous pig-man, his feral gremlin child little brother, his dirty crime boy older brother, and his kisuke urahara cosplayer dad
as you should, techno
more wilbur fyh! (took lotsa inspo from @/luecidloon on twitter :3)
I watched Techno’s vod and him trying to protect wilbur and being so worried as he realizes wilbur has people on both sides and he alone has to protect him. Yall say he’s not good at roleplay but look! Him staying behind and blocking the arrows for wilbur even though he’s poisioned, Him trying to cover for tubbo leaving, him staying behind to fight everyone in manburg so wilbur can escape, him moving all his valuables away (in case anyone breaks in, they don’t get the valuable things), and even just him wanting to put up railings. He’s always tried to potect the people of pogtopia, he tries so hard even if he says he wants chaos he still cares
som pogtopians hehe
this is basically me just trying to get used to drawing tommy and wilbur b4 i do an animatic
i havnt posted here in a while so herez what i’ve been up to :3
im rlly into mcyt now ( ̄▽ ̄;)
(hello to everyone that stated following me: I don't know what you're expecting but you're about to be dissapointed either way)
Tubbo and Tommy: *staring out the window*
Karl: What are you doing
Tommy: Wilbur lost his mind, pogtopia is in shambles, and technoblade only cares about his potato farm , so we’re watching a couple break up across the street
Karl: are those Bad and Skeppy?
Tubbo: Shh! It’s getting heated!
Good morning to masked men who queerbait, left-handed colourblind men, chubby arsonists, knife-throwing dog-lovers, pingspoofers who can fit inside their fridge, ace people above 6′0, British men who cross-dress, adhd blood gods, mlm furries who are good at among us, dyslexic bee-lovers, drug addicts that are the kings of lesbians, minecraft builders with surpising pvp skill, jolly green giants with asthma, and swaggy bi men who use all pronouns!
And to the rest of you? Good morning I guess…
drista talking to techno was so fucking funny man. he was like “i just woke up why is this smaller dream yelling at me”
Tommy, calling Philza: hey, just hypothetically, if Wilbur was slowly going insane and said he was going to blow up the entire dream smp during Tubbo’s speech at the upcoming festival commemorating Schlatt’s presidency, what would you do to get him to stop?
Philza:
Philza: i’m on my way
Techno: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Wilbur: What?
Techno: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
quotes from wilbur's stream today i like;
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tommy: tl;dr, george got married to ninja
schlatt:
schlatt:
schlatt: ...what?
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fundy: g'day
quackity: FUNDY THEY JUST JFKED THE PRESIDENT
fundy: huh
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quackity: THEY JYST KILLED THE FUCKING PRESIDENT!!!
wilbur: you killed him? YOU WERE JUST MEANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
jschlatt: actually i've got a few more lives
tommy: holy shit he's like a cat
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jschlatt: yeah i've been raising taxes
wilbur: on one person
jschlatt: on one person yeah
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tommy: say the line techno!
wilbur: techno say the line!
techno: i'm planting... planting potatoes...
tommy: sun tzu! sun tzu! what did sun tzu say about your mother?
techno: i
techno: i dont think sun tzu said anything about my mother actually
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wilbur: yeah i left when you started saying uwu
tommy: i didnt say uwu! ninja did!
wilbur: well yeah ninja is a strange man
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wilbur: look anything tommy says is not canon
tommy: what does that even mean
tubbo: it means its not part of the storyline!
tommy: oh then tubbo i DONT hate you