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The famous Goldspur butt-surfing Arabians enjoy the winter weather
black forest horse from star stable
lil summer dress Anne :-)
SSO social media girl number 2: *holding camera to a door* and in here is our writers team!
Through the small window on the door you can see one lone man, his face dimly lit up by five dull monitors, screens all taken up by different SSO character chatbots. As he types prompts from the recent quests trying to get responses that align with the characters, wondering why they’re behaving like tropes of themselves rather than the original characters that his fired coworkers once wrote, he swears at AI-lex because she has once again confused Elizabeth with her actual mother and fully doesn’t remember that James is her brother.
SSO social media girl number 2: looks like such a tough job, I could never!
so i've been thinking about how all those magic horses and crazy races look for normal jorwegians
like imagine going to this one cute stable for the summer and oh yeah, there's fish horse btw
“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
how playing sso feels when you care about the story
The bobcats are the og pink pony club
sorry but i dont understand why it matters that someone's doing a bit of cheating to make their horse a different color
how easy do people have their life to be able to give a fuck about something like that, get some real problems idk
Okay, on reddit there are arguments about this nearly daily, so here are some points I remember:
Breaking TOS: It's literally against the Terms Of Use that you agree to when creating your account. It's number 11 in the list.
Affecting other players: There are reports by some players where a cheated horse caused their game to lag. So it does affect other players negatively.
Growing numbers: If it was one or two from time to time, okay, not many people would probably notice, but recently there have been so many reports and there are more and more players with cheated horses.
Cheat sellers and monetisation: The reason why there are so many people with cheated horses is because there are people selling them. So you have (mostly) kids paying a random person on the internet to give them a horse that can get their account banned. Oh and these people market with "you won't get banned!"
Sharing your personal information: Not only do they pay these people, they also give them their account info so the cheater can do the cheat. What is the main rule? To not share your account information!
Scammers: The point 4 sounds very close to scammer stories... And I guess they are in a way, even if they hold their deal, because a lot of them promise their "clients" that they won't be banned.
Predators: Maybe I should've made this point earlier, I would prefer to not have to make it all. Rattle made a video about this. I personally haven't watched it full, because it made me really uncomfortable, but if you want to see what type of people are some of these cheat sellers, the video is really well made :)
Kids: I don't want to say that kids are stupid but sometimes they really are, and that's because they don't know much. Internet safety is very important but also not very taught. Most SSO players are children that want that pretty horse. They ask their friend where they got it and the friend tells the first child about this person on the internet that gave them this horse. All they have to do is give them account info and money, in the better case.
SSO losing money: Do I have to explain this one? I think it's obvious as a reason why SSO wants to put the end to it. (Just a thought but, some people criticise SSO for putting the prices so high for pretty horses just to get money especially from children who really want this super new and beautiful horse, but the same people will defend cheaters doing the same. I'm not saying all people! But I see some of them here and there...)
Not just coats: Once you use a cheat and get no consequences, why couldn't you use more? Different manes, different coats, "buying" retired and exclusive horses, infinite shillings and star coins, winning every championship, winning every race in less than two seconds.... I'm not saying everyone is like that, but the rabbit hole is very easy to fall into...
So yeah, it's not just "people are complaining because some people changed their horse's coat to a different one". While that's also part of it, it goes way deeper and I hope SSO handles their plan well. And hopefully the anti cheat system will also do something about the players winning races in just a few seconds and similar stuff that players have been complaining about for years. The explosion of cheated coats was probably just the last drop.
Oh, and the difference between a cheat changing your horse's coat and reshade is that the reshade is only visible to you, while the coat change affects all players.
So yeah, this is all I can think of for now. There's a lot to it. Sorry OP for stealing your post about it, but it was like a third post saying it's not that big of a deal and I wanted to explain why there are a lot of people angry about the cheaters.
Reminder that SSO has explicitly said using Reshade is fine (source)
the New Hillcrest Championship disproves that Aideen exists, because how could a loving god let this happen? I saw a horse and rider disappear into the bog never to return. A literal plague of insects. The vehicular horse and manslaughter. Every time I sign up for the race I think "maybe it will be different this time." "Maybe I won't be utter trash this time." and then, inevitably, "I'm in Hell". And the swamp laughs.
hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse
theyre calling you a rat in the alt text Naughty Pig from Star Stable Online
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survey that popped up when i opened the launcher today 👀
Returns from the sso Reddit with treasures scavenged from the ruins.
Re-reblogging for people in these trying times.
Trying out the old SSO style
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With today's card, the Major Arcana is finally finished :DDD This has been a long serie of drawings, as well as my introduction to tumblr (and the SSO community here, which I come to absolutely adore). I really want to thank everyone for all the kind words, theories, discussions, encouragement, reblogs... I am really moved by all of this, and I hope my art will continue to bring you joy and I hope for many more discussions to come <3 Moving forward, I plan to post more illustrations of my Jorvik OCs, introduce my AU, as well as continue posting more usual fanart. I'm also really interested in the events often hosted in this community, it really is so cool to see other's OCs and take on Jorvik. I also love making theories and writing... so prepare for a lot of yapping :DDD That being said, I would love some ideas for future projects. Is there anything in particular you'd love to see? Any art ideas, maybe venturing outside of Jorvik- inspired things? I've seen many people in this community are also into fiber art, so I'm tempted to share some of my works in that area too. Please, please, please let me hear your thoughts on this!
The sound was beautiful, like the tolling of a bell. No, truth be told, the sound hung over me, heavier than an iron weight. The ringing was not in itself pleasant. But the knight herself was beautiful enough to make it into the chiming of a bell.
Her voice resonated in the darkness; "I have come in response to your summons. Henceforth, my blade is with you, and your fate with me. Our pact is now sealed."
"What, you told me the dress code was Knight"
ily Anne no one can make me hate you ❤️