Far Cry 5 Imagines

Just a fangirl who loves Far Cry 5 and would totally join Eden's Gate if it were a real thing. I write for Jacob, Joseph, and John Seed REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED BUT MY ASK BOX IS ALWAYS OPEN. *MASTERLISTS* Seed Family Lore Fic Masterlist pfp made by @goodoggo

[sirfrogsworth]

3.944 cubits.

[i-chew-on-pushpins]

Third grocery store shelf from the top

[sassymccoy]

I touch the ceiling without needing to go up on my toes

[the-bi-man-cometh]

About 1 Billy Joel.

[turnaboutstevie]

taller than jeremy dooley, shorter than everyone else

[wuackamole]

Just a little too long for my bed

[gettingvetted]

18 hands

[lizziedoesvetpath]

Long enough that I should just fit between two people appropriately social distancing without touching either of them when lying out flat

[fractiousrvt]

I’m just about 9 stairs risers tall.

[windwardrose]

2.5 sofa cushions long

[pineapple-temporarily-moving]

shorter than you, probably.

[fuck-sayer-deactivated20210116]

About one fridge tall

[emeraldmercury]

I can’t stand up in a loft bed with a desk underneath or I will hit my head.

[joseph-the-daddy-seed]

The shortest you can be and still consider yourself "tall"

[joseph-the-daddy-seed]

Hello everyone. It's been two years since I made this blog and I gotta say, all the support and love I got was amazing.

Unfortunately, however, I don't really post on this blog anymore, as I'm sure some of you noticed a long long time ago lol. However, I will NEVER deleted this blog, I know that still to this day, people still enjoy my content and I would never want to take that away from you, my sweet Seedlings.

If you enjoyed my writing and would like to continue to support my work, you can follow my main personal blog @josiewinters1999 where I write random writing projects mostly surrounding an OC of mine and various MCU characters.

Once again, I thank you all SO MUCH for the continued support over the years and for all the love I continue to get to day. It really and truly meant so much to me that a wonderful and dedicated group of people like you guys have me so much.

Carry on and stay strong Seedlings. I'll always remember you and the amazing times we had as a family on this blog. <3

[joseph-the-daddy-seed]

Hey. I just have a simple question. I know you must have get this question a lot but i just want to know how you got >>The Book of Joseph<< I mean did you buy it and where or did you make it yourselfe?

It was actually sent to me in pictures. I believe the user who sent it was the ever generous and gracious @octo-chan the book is their own personal copy and they have shared it with us.

[theseedlings]

I feel like Joseph would definetly try bonding with his brothers with baked goods.

[s-k-apegoatarchive]

I never made promises lightly and there have been some that I’ve broken, But I swear in the days still left we’ll walk in fields of gold, We’ll walk in fields of gold.

[gamer-purgatory]

I have three wishes:

Jacob Seed

John Seed

Joseph Seed

[joseph-the-daddy-seed]

Oh what I fool I am. I find The Book of Joseph on eBay for cheap and then the day it arrives receive the call from my parental unit, "You know this is in a foreign language, right?" ... So, I have a very nice book, with very nice pictures and was wondering if you happen to have your posts of the shared script in a pdf?

I do not have them in a PDF however they are on a master list I made a while back if you'd like them there

[lil-wurm-iswantedformuder]

Here y’all go, John in footie pj’s with little planes on em. enjoy. Click for better quality.

Taglist?: @xmisswolfx @wyfto2812 @edenlostinwhatever @deputyrook @yanderedad

[joseph-the-daddy-seed]

So when are you making Eden's Gate and how can a repentant sinner join? Also, will there be cookies?

Eden's Gate is gonna be launching in spring 2019 and all you gotta do to join is praise Daddy.And yes there will be cookies. Lots of cookies

[farcryfan-deactivated20181224]

I’ve just defeated John Seed again and I’m carrying his body back to his ranch because the precious boy deserves to be home

[farcryfan-deactivated20181224]

Taking him home don’t worry

[farcryfan-deactivated20181224]

Get your damn shoes off the sofa John

[farcryfan-deactivated20181224]

It’s ok he’s just having a nap

[farcryfan-deactivated20181224]

He was cold I’m keeping him warm

[queen-min]

Sweet retirement.

[ssv-normandy]

relationship status: im dating a video game

[joseph-the-daddy-seed]

Do you by any chance have those gifs of John during the church scene where he's waiting for you to say yes? He's shrugging and looking from you to his left. I need to see them to calm my soul.

They are everywhere. I'm sure that a quick search of John Seed here on this site would give them to you.Hope you find them though!!

[sapphosmisthios-deactivated2018]

i recently got into far cry 5 and i’m so curious about joseph. like he’s a preacher. but also shirtless? a shirtless preacher. he’s a top free preacher. who preaches topless. it’s such a crazy concept to me. like hello children of god witness these holy nips. i just don’t understand. a half clothed preacher. a tatted and shirtless god worshipping man. wild.

[joseph-the-daddy-seed]

Hey I was wondering if you could help answer a question, which I have been thinking about for a while. Why is it that John carves Nick Rye's sin off his chest? The tattoos that the Seed brothers have are not carved off, and I was why that is?

As far as I understand, John only 'skins' the people who resist him. If you don't resist, he doesn't skin you. So since the Seed brothers aren't resisting their own philosophy (obvi lol) they didn't get skinned

[menekah]

John Seed,

our Baptist. 

jacob | joseph | john | faith

[menekah]

Joseph Seed, 

our Father. 

jacob | joseph | john | faith