Josh Can't Be Bothered

[joshcantbebothered]

“Come for the pan de muerto, stay for the pectorales de superhombre. Amirite?”

c/o Jon Pio

[joshcantbebothered]

Foxed edges, some pages stuck together. $2.

c/o Jon Pio

[joshcantbebothered]

“Girl, I don’t know. I don’t even go here.”

c/o @openlocket

[joshcantbebothered]

Gently used, $5.

[joshcantbebothered]

“No clue why I’m here. Pretty sure no one else knows, either.” c/o Jon Pio

[joshcantbebothered]

“Well yes I’m dead bitch but AT&T hooked me up so hey girl..”

c/o Jon Pio

[joshcantbebothered]

We're on a mission from...Hold on, I gotta reply to this.

[joshcantbebothered]

c/o Derek Knight

[joshcantbebothered]

c/o Derek Knight

[joshcantbebothered]

c/o Jordan Edwards

[joshcantbebothered]

“IDGAF I was just told there’d be free chocolate. So here I am.”

c/o Jordan Edwards

[joshcantbebothered]

“Girl hold on I think someone is mad that I’m texting.”

c/o Derek Knight

[joshcantbebothered]

“I’m just saying if I had to pay for my wine, she should have to.”

c/o Jon Pio

[joshcantbebothered]

"I am over these damn news crews. Not a single dude in a jock strap around here because of all these damn cameras.”

c/o Jon Pio

[joshcantbebothered]

"Girl YES he picked her up. Not unlike you'd pick up a baby, ironically enough. And she can't weigh 90 pounds soaking wet so It's not like it's a big deal. Bitch try to pick me up and I'll cheer about it. And I'm pretty sure the pianist is trying to look up her skirt. The Catskills is a weird place henny next summer I'm just going to Fire Island. And I'm not even going to mention the racial issue. SMH." c/o melissaanelli

[joshcantbebothered]

"It's almost all faceless profiles but there's at least five that are 50 feet away or less so I don't know you tell me if Dumbledore is on Grindr."

c/o Jon Pio

[joshcantbebothered]

“Ugh, they paired a Dornish red with a fish dish. Just kill me now.” c/o Jon Pio