the true Josh

It's a cold night in Sonora And the stars are out in full force It's a moment the world has been waiting for When you set the world back on course Into the fire you go, into the fire you go It's a strange gathering around you And the lord of the snails is born Five minutes before you take on divinity You hear the crackling, well, you hear the snapping corn Into the fire you go, into the fire you go Into the fire you go, into the fire you go

[joshdonalds]

art by my little piss bastard of a sister @symposiumlover

my name is josh and i use he and him. straight-ish cis dude with a twelve pack and super strong arms. the ladies all flock to me because im just so great. superiority complex extraordinaire

My Piss Bastard Of A Sister Described me as "straight man + female lover." it's accurate but im a feminist so i dont want to refer to women as "females." i respect women

im a normal tumblrite and have a variety of interests

my all time favourite animal is the devils hole pupfish !!! my next favourite animals (in order) are; coyotes, jellyfish, salmon, cats, cows, sheep, goats, and turtles

my favourite painter is Francisco Goya. my favourite painting series of his is his "Black Paintings" set

my favourite number is 27

my favourite video game series is Lisa The First/Painful/Joyful. been a freak abt the games since ~2019

i like yuri/GL. my favourite of the genre is KashiMashi ~Girl meets Girl~

ph Yeah if you found this blog from one of my sideblogs. hi! list of my active sideblogs; -@/hotdogeater27

[joshdonalds]

Hey…

hey

[nothing-like-the-sun-jgr]

"Egyptian Woman (Coin Necklace)"

1891, oil on canvas, 65.1 x 50.8 cm

John Singer Sargent (American,1856-1925)

[desinteresse]

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

[desinteresse]

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

[desinteresse]

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

[mosssreblogs]

for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:

mom, how do i...?

and dad, how do i...?

^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments

if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions

there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love

[littlethingwithfeathers]

Jumping in here to also suggest "see Jane drill" on YouTube. She's great for bigger projects... stuff like installing appliances or doing major renovation or repair. My husband replaced all the toilets in our house in a weekend using her tutorials. It would have cost $500 per toilet to have a plumber do it but we did it for just cost of materials which was around $200 each.

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[pukicho]

I have a giant black wasp in my bathroom for no good reason and I simply don't enjoy it at all.

[catshadowguy]

Just choose to be happy

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[josh-lanceero]

[yyuijnnlol]

not a ship

pieces 1

closer

[omtai]

browsing social media in 2025 feels like this. ragebait. fearmongering. ragebait. ragebait. misinformation. straight up lies. ads. engagement bait. more ragebait. doesn’t matter. don’t care. cute cat picture

[nunporn]

they try to poach me for my fur

[magiturge]

[ssaltyttaffy]

[4-amanda-4]

finally got motivation to draw

happy 3rd anniversary to 4amanda4