A Nice Jewish Boy

True survival is pouring salt in the wound

[zuko420]

christian memes is so fucking funny I love the Internet

[clickholeofficial]

Perfect. 

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Matthew Wilkinson: Arresting Landscapes with the Lomo'Instant Wide

UK-based wedding and music photographer Matthew Wilkinson shoots beautiful, arresting landscapes around Norfolk with the Lomo’Instant Wide.

[honeydie-deactivated20160906]

[gerrymanderring]

tfw you realise the robots will steal your job

[macaedh]

what the fuck ethan

[kvothbloodless]

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

[decompositionstain-deactivated2]

hello yes sex workers can have monogamous relationships sex work is not cheating on a partner its literally a job they dont have intimate relationships with their clients they are paid its like any other job stop assuming sex workers are not committed or not loyal to their partners thank u this has been a psa

[joshuaplaysguitar]

me as a child: (crying) please don't let the aliens take me

me now: (crying) why won't the aliens take me

[theagonyofdefeat]

[jailor-deactivated20230520]

[psyducked]

the royal council has assembled

[duanejosepholson-deactivated201]

How Bert snapped

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Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

[punkpeqqy]

The best tweet.

[alwaysbewoke]

[reservoirgays]

I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t say that. I hate cliches.” Like we get it you just watched fight club calm down Tyler Durden

[memedragon-deactivated20140304]

[checkitoutbeavis]

[thebootydiaries]

concept: u and i go to the aquarium for our first date. u are nervous as u try to hold my hand. but u accidentally knock the cracker out of my hand because ur a piece of shit and u don’t use ur eyes. there goes my damn cracker. look what u have done. i run away screaming and never return ur phone calls. it’s been three years and u still write to me occasionally but i never answer. where is my cracker