i just got screamed at by freddy kruegar

sarah | 31| chicago burbs | gemini

[zuko420]

the bassist of joyce manor looks like joe pera and im not sure who the audience of this is but it'll kill with that crowd

[escuerzoresucitado]

light snack

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

People online: Mixed height relationships are predatory and pedophilic

People in real life: Did you know the LA fires were set intentionally to destroy entrances to the secret tunnels to Diddy’s sex dungeons and Beyoncé knows

[aboredgremlin]

"He can't do that!"

"That's illegal!"

"He is violating the constitution!"

Then fucking stop him! Arrest him, throw Musk out, bar them from entering when they try to access shit.

Because guess fucking what, laws only have meaning when they are enforced. They only matter when someone fucking does something about it.

[bogleech]

If billionaires were taxed at pre-reagan rates again, nobody else would have to pay taxes at all. Next time a maga shrieks that it's "communism" to want a fairer tax on the wealthy ask them why they're being such massive cuck ass shills for paying income taxes. It's like they're tax fetishists. Tax pervs. They want taxes for EVERYBODY??? In other words they think the government should have power over the entire population's wealth????? Mmm I dunno, sounds pretty Orwellian

[goat-boots]

I copy pasted parts of this but I do hand letter everything, because while I'm trying to work easier as I'm chronically ill, I am still chronically stupid

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[thebendsbyradiohead]

THEY WHAT?!?!!?? I WANT KEVIN FEIGE’S ENTRAILS ON MY DESK BY TOMORROW MORNING

[theconcealedweapon]

[saywhat-politics]

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

[queerculus]

Trump removed bird safety regulations in his first term and now bird flu is killing so many laying hens that eggs are $5 a carton

Trump removed food safety standards his first term and now we have recalls every few weeks

Trump cut the subsidies for the solar farms under construction so now electricity costs more

Trump disbanded the pandemic response team and we now we have bird flu and tuberculosis outbreaks

[theotherkingdoms]

— Megan Fernandes, “Do You Sell Dignity Here?” from I Do Everything I’m Told

[publicmenacerunnerup]

I know we all make jokes and memes about it, like ‘lol, Trump said we are the gender we were at conception, we’re all female now. 🤪’

but like

that doesn’t…scare you?

This is your administration. This is the knowledge that your government has….and they get high-school biology wrong. This law had to have been cross-read by several people before it was passed.

This is your government.

A bunch of rich fascists who don’t know basic science.

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[capesandshapes]

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

[soloyoyquienmas]

Despite not being a USA citizen, everyon has... no, MUST remember that the billionare Elon Musk has such a tiny, pathetic and childish ego, that he had the need to lie about being a hardcore epic gamer in Path of Exile 2, only to be caught red-handed as the hilarious sham that he is, and ban everyone who exposed him.

[anarchopuppy]

the doge meme is from 2013. its easy for dates in history books to get kinda blurry and to just print something like "the department of government efficiency was named after a popular meme at the time", but i think its important to record that musk named the agency that is illegally seizing our government after a joke so outdated that the dog in the picture has since died of old age

[roach-works]

he is regularly denounced by his adult and teenage children, who either block him online or are blocked by him. speaking of which, he posted weirdly sexual content while roleplaying as his own infant son.

accounts praising him are regularly discovered to be his sockpuppets. he blocks or threatens legal actions against those who expose his fake accounts. despite this, it happens every couple months.

he either paid his ex-wife to lie that he was good at videogames, or used her account himself to do so. she immediately followed up the lie with a separate tweet that just said 'sigh.'

he is a deeply pathetic man.

[errorschacha]

Somebody needs to tell Trump to invade Vatican City and turn it into a casino. That place would honestly make a great casino. I've been there, it's classy. Hello. Hello, can you hear me? I am bouncing this signal off Stephen Miller's head. Hello to Important Trump! Trump deserve Vatican. Vatican casino. Invade. Trump invade Vatican BIG WIN SUCCESS. Practical Trump real estate investment. Invade Vatican casino good Trump take beautiful Vatican Trump casino.