Baby I'm a sociopath, sweet serial killer

Good little girl does so very bad things Thea Ravensworth ~ age 17 (18 in college verse) ~ Survivor Indie oc loosely based around the Scream franchise sideblog to xxofdetectives-andthievesxx Written by Kitty

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Sorry I haven’t been so active. I’ve been dealing with a lot. I’ll try to do drafts and things soon though….

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Reblog if your muse has ever killed someone.

[merliaseidon-archived]

This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction

[mrfunnybonearchives]

To my writing partners

This thankfully hasn’t really come up yet but I wanted to throw up a quick reminder to all of you that there is never any need to feel embarrassed, foolish, or “silly” for reacting strongly to a certain subject. 

If we are roleplaying something dark/sensitive/nsfw, which I may do because I like to cover a lot of subjects in my writing, please, please remember that you can back out at any time. Even if we are in the middle of writing the scene. Even if we’ve planned the scene way in advance. Maybe you thought you could handle a violent scene, but then when the moment actually came, it just really got to you. That’s ok. We’ll stop.

Your comfort is always more important to me than the story. 

We can time-skip the scene. We can do a different thread entirely, if that’s what you feel like you need. Communication is key to any relationship, and that includes between RP partners. 

On that note, if you read my roleplays and I haven’t tagged something that triggers you, please just send me a message. Even if it’s on anon. I’ll gladly make a new tag for it. 

Stay safe and have fun, buddies.

[lydiatheemissary-blog]

                        She took FATE into her OWN hands

[nyanar-archive]

001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when I started shipping it if I did:

my thoughts:

What makes me happy about them:

What makes me sad about them:

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

things I look for in fanfic:

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 

My happily ever after for them:

who is the big spoon/little spoon:

what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

OR

002 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: 

All the people I ship romantically with this character: 

My non-romantic OTP for this character: 

My unpopular opinion about this character: 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

my OTP:

my cross over ship:

a headcanon fact:

OR

003 | send me 5 characters and I will rank them in order of preference

[hushedmusings]

PIN MY MUSE

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

Thea froze once she got to her locker, green eyes scanning the writing across it. She bit her bottom lip, hands trembling. Why….?

Killer Queen. Murderer. Monster.

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Gemma came up from behind, Thea. The small blonde looked at the writing and gave off a smug look, “Wow, I didn’t know you were Carrie..” she said sarcastically. “Can’t trust a pretty face, I guess.” she put her hand on Thea’s shoulder. “I’m joking, but whoever did this just wanted attention. Let’s clean it up.”

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

“Why are you helping me?” Thea asked suspiciously. “Everyone hates me, is afraid of me, or likes me because they’re film geeks who think I seriously wanted to kill someone...”

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

“Why aren’t you scared of me? Everyone else is.”

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“Obviously you never met my sister.”

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

“She’s worse than me...how?”

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

Thea killed like, four people.

“Actually, it was two, and both were self defense.” Thea stated, leaning against the locker next to the other. “Check your facts, hun.”

[inceptionmuses-blog]

“That’s what Aileen Wuornos said too, just fyi.”

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

“Of course it was. She’s always hated me. So, you obviously know who I am. Who are you, girl?”

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

horror movie quote sentence starters!

"That cold ain’t the weather. That’s death approaching."

"I’m the guy with the gun."

"When we dislike a friend of ours, we dissect him."

"Wanna play?"

"When there’s no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

"The next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin’ Mark Twain shit. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound ‘fine’?"

"What an excellent day for an exorcism."

"I’m the guy that’s gonna save your ass."

"Be afraid.. be very afraid."

"It’s alive!"

"I should warn you, princess - the first time tends to get a little messy."

"Every town has an Elm Street."

"I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly."

"They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!"

"It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare."

"The dead are not quiet in Hill House."

"Drink from me and live forever."

"You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it."

"I’m your number one fan."

"They’re coming to get you."

"We don’t need a stretcher in there, we need a mop!"

"Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep."

"Sometimes dead is better."

"No more dead bodies for daddy tonight."

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

"I know you’re there because I can smell your brains."

"I want to see what your insides look like."

"Do you like scary movies?"

"I’m not gonna hurt ya, I’m just gonna bash your brains in."

"I see dead people."

"I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this FUCKING COUCH!"

"I want your blood all over me."

"A man only drinks like that when he’s planning to kiss a girl or kill a man — which is it?"

"It always starts out that way, and then comes all the screaming and the dying."

"If devils you call us, rest assured — better the devil you know."

"If you want to survive it, you better learn to pull the trigger."

"Why are you screaming when I haven’t even cut you yet?"

"There is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed."

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[olivesrpthings]

things said by my friend in chemistry class.

“ fucking melons! “ “ did my phone vibrate? yes it did. i don’t care. “ “ i fucking hate super training. “ “ I NEED THIRTY MORE MINUTES! “ “ hey ____! do you still hate life? “ “ everyone’s a hoe nowadays. “ “ i need more radishes. “ “ that almost made sense. almost. so close. “ “ wait can i intrude while they sleep? “ “ *unintelligible yelling* “ “ oh shit there’s a mole in the floor! “ “ I WANNA LIVE! “ “ look at him! piece of shit! “ “ you wanna go son?! “ “ fucking flies! “ “ back i say! back! “ “ i know literally nothing about pokemon. “ “ why didn’t you help me before?! “ “ yes i am gonna die! it does not matter! “ “ otra vez! “ “ cave carrot! “ “ *LOUD GASP* “ “ you called yourself ‘pencil shavings’ in spanish? “ “ so much sex, so little time. “ “ all the gay sex. “ “ i can’t believe you just said that to me. “ “ i keep thinking you’re saying ‘cock’ or ‘ore’! “ “ i certainly have intentions. “ “ the gay agenda: my favorite card in cards against humanity. “ “ hitler is the answer to everything. “ “ i am so writing this down. “ “ i thought you were talking about real life for a second. “ “ video games are everything. “ “ ____ please! get with the times! “ “ there’s no other way to live without a treehouse. “ “ why do you get the boring ones? “ “ you’re gonna have less of a life than you already do. “ “ you have a donald trump dad. “ “ feel the bern! “ “ he/she is never sexual. ever. “ “ i constantly have to ask ‘____ are you still alive’? “ “ nope. he/she’s dead. “ “ i no longer need algae because in fact i can sell it. “ “ i’m trying to hoe this bitch! “ “ hoe that ground! “ “ please don’t ever say that again. “ “ STOP PUSHING THE CAT AROUND! “ “ that cat is gonna leave your ass. “ “ pancakes!! “ “ oh no! the spirits are displeased! “ “ it’s probably cum or something. “ “ ____! stop trying to make me a meme! “

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

Hurt rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"

"Tell me where it hurts."

"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."

"Oh my god. Are you okay?"

"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."

"This is gonna hurt..."

"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"

"It's all swollen up..."

"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"

"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."

"I think you have a concussion."

"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"

"Here, lean on me."

"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."

"What the hell happened to you!?"

"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."

"We need to get the bullet out..."

"Oh my god, you've been shot!"

"Did... did you get beat up!?"

"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."

"Look out for that car!"

"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"

"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"

"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."

"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"

"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"

"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."

"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"

[yourmusings]

RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”

[nichellequinzel]

“Vigilante… Mercenary… Whatever you want to call it. Just don’t tell my dear adopted dad I keep guns in the closet,” she smirked before stepping closer and holding out a hand.

“Names Nikki. Heiress and gun for hire, if you know how to ask nicely. Seeing how sweet you are, it shouldn’t be too hard.”

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

Instead of being appalled, Thea grinned. “That’s creative. How did you get into this?”

[nichellequinzel]

Nikki laughed. “Well, I was picked up in an alley by the big bad Batman and I got dropped on the doorstep of a philanthropist who thought I could do better with my life than fight in the streets. Add a couple years, a bit of hatred for criminals, and a gun- here I am.”

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

"Wow." Thea didn't even bother to hide her surprise. "That... Must have been rough. "

[sweetserialkiiiller-blog]

And all the kids cried out,

“Please stop, you’re scaring me.”

I can’t help this awful energy

Goddamn right, you should be scared of me

Who is in control?