brotp meme: josias/alissa (or andromache/ganyemede whoever floats your boat)
who steals french fries off the other’s plate
Josias and/or Ganymede both do this, because he most definitely didn’t want to bother to get his own.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple
Ganymede would be more likely to do this because he does stupid stuff with Eros all the time, and because he thinks it’s funny when Andromache gets embarrassed. Current time? I’m not sure either would. Josias is kind of shy and Alissa has Nathaniel.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail
Andromache would have to bust both Eros and Ganymede out of trouble because they probably pissed off the wrong person with their pranks. As for current day, once again, I don’t think either would get in enough trouble. ...Though Alissa may have to get Josias because he’s drunk.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues
Ganymede would do this for Andromache, especially when it comes to Hector, and because he’s been around longer, plus he’s a love god. Alissa would probably give Josias the advice in current day though.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes
Both Ganymede and Josias do this. It’s what they learned from Eros/Eric, and it tends to be playful since neither Ganymede or Josias would actually ever cheat.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk
Both Josias and Ganymede would let Alissa/Andromache have it if she wanted, but if she was fine with the bottom bunk, they’d totally be cheerful.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights
Ganymede starts them with Andromache, but definitely lets her win (if she doesn’t kick his ass anyways). Alissa starts and wins them with Josias, because he’d be hesitant to hit a girl.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush
Ganymede would definitely do it because he’s shameless and Andromache would be like ‘Nooo’. In current times, neither would do it.
