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@josie-thethornedrose
That’s no fucking fun. Honestly, how am I supposed to rest in peace if I don’t know how my life measured up? Ugh, I’m too lazy too count all that shit myself.
I don't think we get much control over whether we rest in peace or not, do we? Not that I understand death or whatever, but yeah, I don't know. Maybe our statistics do pop up. I guess we'll never know until we get there though.
concussions fuckin’ suck! I didn’t sleep at all last night. I’m exhausted.
How did you manage one of those?
You’ve never seen how she dances around on her show? Oh, well, it’s what my coworker described as dancing like “a parent at a middle school dance.” Personally, I don’t think he’s giving me or Ellen enough credit.
I don't really watch her all that much to be honest, which might be why I don't know her dancing. She's usually on while I'm sleeping. Oh, ouch, that's pretty bad and slightly embarrassing. Maybe you should look at some dance classes? Unless of course you like dancing like that, then by all means, go for it.
Every time someone has a birthday at my work, we go out and sing to them, put a candle in a piece of cheesecake, the whole shebang. Today, I was feeling a little, well, I guess the right word is overexcited, and I decided to do a little dance with the singing. The birthday girl was grinning, so I just kept going, thinking she was impressed or something. After I stopped, she bursted out laughing and told me that I dance just like Ellen Degeneres. My coworkers agreed, getting a good laugh out of it themselves. Anyway, guess who has a new nickname?
I didn't know that Ellen had a particular way of dancing? What kind of dancing is that anyway?
So do we really just rot in the ground when we die, or do we get to see our statistics? I mean, I’d like to know how many ants I’ve stepped on or how many dicks I’ve sucked in my lifetime.
I'm pretty sure we just rot in the ground. I don't know though, maybe the statistics is the whole, "life flashing before your eyes" thing.
Hey, you dropped this.
Oh, thanks, I knew I didn't have my cell all the way in my pocket. I'm surprised it didn't smash.
No, I’m just sick to my stomach. And I’m not sure—it’ll probably be awhile, just because getting everything ready takes a long time. The goal is sometime within the next six months.
Have you gone to the doctor or anything? It could be the flu or something like that. Yeah, I can't imagine putting a business together like that. Do you think you'll be able to make it?
Victoria's Not So Secret || Jora
“Yeah I don’t think he would really appreciate that and then he wouldn’t let us come back to work. And even though I complain about working there I can’t really picture myself somewhere else.” She said, shaking her head. The costumers at work drove Nora crazy most of the time but she really did love her job. The loved the atmosphere and the costumers that didn’t make complete asses of themselves. Though there were a couple trouble makers that she liked a lot. “I knew why you had to go which is why I encouraged you too. I was just being a big baby about it once you were gone though. If you ever have to go again though I’m gonna come visit so much that your dad might think he has another daughter.” She told her with a grin. Nora smirked at Josie and started walking away from her. “Alright, I’ll see you in ten minutes.” She agreed as she went in search of thing. It didn’t take her long to find things she thought Josie would look amazing in and she had to keep herself from grabbing too many things. “Alright I might have went a little overboard but it could have been worse.” She said, looking at the things in her hands.
"I think that eventually he would let us come back, because I mean, come on, let's face it, we're the best workers that he has, but I think he'd definitely make us beg and sweat it out, but yeah, same. I actually kind of like the job most of the time, even if the customers occasionally make me angry." Josie said, and they did make her angry, but she knew that no one else would probably hire her because of the pale skin, dark make up and revealing clothes she routinely wore, and not to mention she really did appreciate Benny and all that he had done for her since she had moved to Besame as well as Nora. "Oh, don't worry, next time that I end up having to go somewhere, I'm definitely taking you with me. I just don't have as much fun when you're not around." Josie told her, bumping her shoulder playfully. "But ten minutes, no later," she said, pointing her finger at her friend in a playfully threateningly manner before they parted. Josie couldn't wait to see some of these things on Nora, but she was met with a problem. Nora looked absolutely stunning in anything that she wore. How in the world was Josie going to be able just to pick a couple of things for her friend to try on. Josie moved around the racks, taking her time as she let her fingers drift over all the different textures and colors before she finally had a few things for her friend. Josie laughed when she caught sight of everything in Nora's arms. "I gave myself a limit, so I wouldn't do that." Josie held the clothes out for her friend. "Ready to try on?"
I don’t think I could do that! I like my sleep too much. I’m totally not a night owl. It is worth it! Please do, I think you’ll enjoy it. We have a bit of everythin’. We have a bakery, so all those goodies and breads. But also we have sandwiches, salads, breakfasts, soups, and every week we have specials as well. Plus if we have the ingredients to make somethin’ not on the menu, we’ll do that too.
I end up getting about the same amount of sleep. It's just during the day instead of at night like most people. I'm definitely a night owl though. I'm a sucker for a good salad, and sandwich if they're good. Maybe I'll stop by before work so I'm not stuck eating the same burgers as always that they grill behind the bar. Is the cafe going well so far?
So, the one time I do check Facebook, this crazy bitch that used to live on the same street as me posts this long ass paragraph about how steroids in chicken are causing kids to hit puberty earlier, which, whatever, I’ve heard that before, but then she goes on to say that it’s also gotta be the reason why the “frequency of gay people is larger than that of my time.” I just.. Is this bitch actually serious?
So because kids are hitting puberty earlier, that means they're becoming gay? I just . . . I don't even know how to respond to that.
I feel like I haven’t seen sunlight in days! Goin’ into work before it rises and leavin’ after it sets is no fun. But I’ve got a lotta new recipes for the cafe, so please stop by and see me sometime.
Enough about me, how have ya been?
That does sound pretty awful, but I'm usually the opposite. I go to work when the sun goes down and leave when it comes up. Is it worth it? I still need to go by there. What kind of food do you have?
Okay I guess. Nothing unusual.
I’ve felt so gross lately. Also, if you want an update on the salon, it’s going great. I already have my first few chairs, and I’ve ordered some hair dryers…I’m so pumped.
Still feeling bad about that water weight? When do you guys think you'll open?
“T-thank you, and no I-I’ve been here for t-two years, but I w-went back home for the h-holidays.”
"Ah, well, you'll have to forgive my poor observation skills. I don't tend to notice anyone that doesn't come to the bar regularly. How were your holidays?"
I would’ve done what you said and followed people home and stuff. Plus, police cars are faster t’an most sport cars ‘cause of their engines and needin’ to be able to catch the fast ones. Careful? What’s that?
It seems like it would be fun. Especially for those shitty drivers that cut you off or get in front of you and drive slow, but when you try and pass them speed up so you can't. Really? Huh, I didn't know that. It's something you should probably try if you don't want to die.
It is? But damn, I think I would feel more confidence when I am naked. To be honest.
Same, but you know I feel pretty comfortable in some sexy lace underwear too. I don't think most girls feel comfortable naked though.
“Well, then I guess I would like a water, please.”
"Okay, coming up. I'm guessing you're new here?"
Two t-thousand and fifteen i-is going to be a good year f-for me.
Any particular reason why you think so, or is this just positive thinking?
