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This is the place for stuff I like and stuff I want to say/share. If you don't like it, too bad!

[trumpgrets]

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

[tom-nippleston]

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[sixpenceee]

“Globalization is beautiful sometimes” Stockholm, 2015 by Ninni Andersson

[morebuttermorebetter]

i love this picture so much. There isn’t even any backstory and yet immediately the feeling or theme if this image is simply “We’re all different, and that’s ok.’

[carolrossettidesign]

Colors #59 - Scene 6: Ben #refugees #ben #colors

[josienightmare]

“Please feel welcome.”

[memehoehowell-deactivated201608]

please unfollow me if you:

-think trans women are men -think trans men are women -think nonbinary people are making stuff up/confused/attention-seeking -say “I’m not cis I’m normal” -are transphobic in any other way

[jenjames82]

[dysfunctunal]

[forliza22]

[aph-vietnam]

Veni, vidi, vici.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Team Mystic

Team Instinct

[aph-vietnam]

Veni, vidi, vici.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Team Mystic

Team Instinct

[quillsolo]

[inseoulls-blog]

Person: What team r u on

Me: 

[blacknerdproblems]

#NeverForget Raquel Ervin aka Rocket ain’t here for no fuckboy mess. You’ve been warned. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She will break your face, Conner <3

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

black women matter.

[osointricate]

Imagine the absolute joy on Leslie Knopes face when she realizes her parks are getting more foot traffic

Now imagine the look of absolute confusion when she finds out it’s for video game

Now finally imagine Leslie Knope organizing Pokémon tournament in order to increase the foot traffic at her parks

[osointricate]

Now imagine the city of Pawnee absolutely torn apart by the team system

Imagine it bring back parks and rec just for this episode I’m serious

[averageblackteen-deactivated201]

Reblog every time you see this.

IG | blacksavages

[josienightmare]

From my friend Isa Rogue: "Some people seem to think that there is an invisible "only" in front of Black Lives Matter. There is a difference between focus and exclusion. If something matters, this does not imply that nothing else does. The Black Lives Matter movement arose in a context of evidence that black lives don't matter. When people are receiving messages from the culture in which they live that their lives are less important than other lives, it is a cruel distortion of reality to scold them for not being inclusive enough. There are some implicit words that precede "Black Lives Matter" and they go something like this: Because of the brutalizing and killing of black people at the hands of the police and the indifference of society in general and the criminal justice system in particular, it is important that we say that..... Black Lives Matter is about focus, not exclusion. Black Lives Matter isn't a statement about white people. It does not exclude white people. It doesn't accuse white people, unless you are a specific white person who perpetrates, endorses, or ignores violence against black people. To assert that the Black Lives Matter movement is about violence against police is to ignore (and invert) the causal reality that the movement arose as an effect of police violence. The movement is about the subject of violence, but it is not about violent retaliation. Ascribing a negative meaning where none exists does not bring that meaning into being. Unless you speak for the Black Lives Matter movement you have no authority to say what those words mean to the people in it. Your interpretation of something and your reaction to it based on that interpretation are not the same as what something actually means."