im cute binch

hi i'm danyu and i'm 26 and a massive nerd i like to draw things sometimes ❤ best girl ❤

[nonasuch]

good morning everyone! I have a new all-time favorite work of art, and it’s this early 19thc ivory netsuke in the shape of an INCREDIBLY fat bird

[fat-birds]

oh my GOODNESSS

[avvocarlo]

that is fucked

[avvocarlo]

I like to think about this without the existence of 50 first dates providing any sort of context

[serafelis]

yaebaal commission :]

[andreabandrea]

Kids today don't like spider-man because he's funny or heroic it's because he's the only relatable super hero because his life fucking sucks. He gets his ass beaten and goes home to an eviction notice and a daily bugle headline that says "spider-man cringe compilation"

[jellyfishdragon-deactivated2026]

stardew valley girls make do

[teathattast]

[19891999-deactivated20221109]

u all would love maud lewis paintings

[19891999-deactivated20221109]

three black cats (1955) / christmas mail train (1957) / deer by the stream (1956) / cows grazing among flowering spruce (1967)

[priestesscard]

[manisthebastard]

KILL MAIM EVISCERATE  DESTROY DECIMATE

[lamignonette]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

[pochowek]

there already is 1 cubic metre of concrete for every human on earth.

Each of us… gets a gray cube :)

come get your cube!

[andthenyourealizethat]

[frutiger--aero]

[grimeclown]

That would be funny as fuck I think

[grimeclown]

Wait it occurs to me that no one who doesn’t watch jerma clips understands what’s so funny about this. This is clipped from him listening to scream and fart compilations on YouTube and cracking up thinking about a guy using them as workout music at the gym

[memewhore]

[casa-de-cadejo-deactivated20220]

lol this slaps

[thesylverlining]

HOLD BABY JESUS RANSOM UNTIL ST. ANTHONY RETURNS YOUR FREAKING KEYS

[yagithegoat]

"Tigers are wild and strong!"

[badassdemonsword]

Men's Tumblr

[frankiedotbiz]

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[mono-red-menace]

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben

[longanimals]

this has an evil energy

[dailymtgflavortext]

Diabolic Tutor            {2}{B}{B}            

Sorcery

Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

The wise always keep an ear open to the whispers of power.