Desert Thing @cactuswrestling - Tumblr Blog

I've had "18+" in my blog title for years but I've still been hesitant to reblog nudity or somewhat sexual things since this has generally been a kinda sfw account This is a heads up that some more risque reblogs might show up in the future. I'm going to reblog this a couple more times to be sure that it's seen. Minors will be blocked

chimeracauldron

Happy Fat Chimera Friday

hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

littlemisspipebomb

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

baronfulmen

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

i-suggest-becoming-transmasc

“It’s a joke” okay, explain why it’s funny. Explain how saying you want to kill an entire minority group is funny. Explain why it’s funny. Tell me, a part of the minority group you said you want to kill, why saying that is funny. Explain it.

fandom-man

arrow-ettes

how it's feeling rn

laterkiss

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

airframeextender

doing some important research

weaver-z

This satire article resonated with me so much

gudetama-tamad

squeakitties

idk which OC owner needs to hear this but it's time to retcon/retool/overhaul that OC's trait without explanation or justification that you've been wanting to. you're allowed to and you can do it