shoulders toes and knees, 36 degrees.

Silver tongue, trickster, spellbinder, deviant, god. Life has spared me no discourtesies, surely you do not expect me to be so kind? [Loki Laufeyson indie RP blog. Please read links before interacting.]

[fillingboxes]

Send me a ✢ for my muse's reaction to seeing yours standing on their doorstep soaking wet in the rain.

[jotunlies]

Overly Sexual Ask Prompts

Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!

Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.

That's Naughty: Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.

That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.

Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?

Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?

Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?

Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?

Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?

Swinger: Ever traded partners before?

BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?

Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?

Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?

Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?

Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!

Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?

Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?

Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?

Flavor: What's your orientation?

Turn On: Name a turn on.

Turn Off: Name a turn off.

Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?

Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?

Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?

French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?

Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?

Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?

Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?

Meow: Shaved or natural?

Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?

First Time: Who was your first time with?

Keep it Down!: Are you loud when you make love?

[onawingandaswear1]

Hello all, so this is my dad, and he’s planning on cosplaying as Rescue Captain America at San Diego Comic-Con this year.

Here’s the problem: He’s 53 and he thinks he might be too old to cosplay. In addition, he thinks he’s not buff/handsome enough to pull it off a Captain America costume. So even though he’s put a ton of work into his cosplay, he’s thinking about not taking any of it with us.

I’ve set out to prove him wrong, so tumblr, please help me show this retired Air Force officer that he makes a great Captain America!

[mechanical-jewel]

Your dad is awesome and cosplay is for everyone!

[mxdgrl]

holy crap !

[jotunlies]

ooc: I realize this ain't got nothin' to do with my Loki blog, but cosplay is for everybody, and this man's got a bangin' costume. OP, your dad makes a fantastic Cap. :)

[jotunlies]

shebewise-shebefierce replied to your post: ✉

STOP THAT WAS SO CUTE

ASLFFDGFD Let's translate, shall we? Let's take Loki's fancy words and put them in tumblrspeak

"omg sigyn ur so koality

and i watch you sleep sumtimes

omq really tho follow forever"

[jotunlies]

Crush?’ Confess? ♪

Crush: “Lady Sigyn’s unexpected visit to my earthly lodgings has certainly rekindled modest affections, but I have done her…a great many damages. I would not dare to court her again. Outside of those fleeting affections, I find myself completely, utterly unattracted to the whole of Midgard."

//also known as “yeah I’d like to get back with Sigyn but that ship fuckin’ sailed. Also there are tons of gorgeous dudebros on Earth but am I admitting that noooo//

Confess: “After Asgard, I was stripped magically—a complete loss of power. The process of regaining what’s been lost has been an obvious difficulty. All I have truly mastered while residing on Midgard is this:

"My frustration is surely obvious."

♪: Thriller-Fall Out Boy

I can take your problems away with a nod and a wave Of my hand, ‘cause that’s just the kind of boy that I am The only thing I haven’t done yet is die And it’s me and my plus one at the afterlife

[jotunlies]

✉

Loki wasn’t able to take much from Asgard into his new residence on Earth, but one thing he managed to smuggle away was a thick journal full of various scribblings and spellwork. Tucked inside the aged pages, the trickster found a letter to Sigyn, dated before New York, before his raid on Jotunheim. Unsent, unedited. When he was still able to find peace within himself.

Fairest Sigyn,

I have a tremendous aching in my heart that I fear can only be subsided by your embrace. If only I could have folded you away in my rucksack for this journey. I will insist to the Allfather that you accompany us when we next depart Asgard. Alfheim is mild and blossoming, though no bloom, no plump violet could compare to your visage, bright and true, soft when nestled into my chest. Have I become crass, to speak of your face as you sleep? A thousand apologies, that my words would run so crudely. I hardly take full blame, your bewitching charm forces so much from me that I cannot explain, have no desire to reason with. I only desire you, dearheart.

Thor and Balder have insisted that I spar with them, and so I draw this letter to a premature close. I hope these words bring you a morsel of joy. I will atone for my absence as soon as we return.

My fondest truest affections,

Loki

[skin-myself-a-crocodile]

FILL MY ASK WHILE I ATTEMPT DRAFTS

‘✉’ for an unsent letter from my character to yours.

‘♥’ and a name, and I’ll kiss them.

‘♡’ and my character(s) will cuddle yours!

a word and I’ll write a headcanon based on it.

‘♪’ and I’ll put my playlist on shuffle to tell you our song.

‘Ω’ and I’ll tell you what my character(s) thinks of yours.

a ship you have for my character(s) and I’ll tell you what I think.

age and a question and my character(s) will answer as that age.

unwanted (or bad) advice for my character(s).

ask my characters for advice.

bad (but hilarious) pick-up lines!

prompts or drabble ideas!

Questions!

‘Crush?’ for any romantic interest my character(s) might have for someone.

‘Confess?’ and my character(s) will have to confess something to yours. (whether it be feelings, opinions, a secret — whatever; feel free to specify)

‘Fetish?’ for one thing that is sexually appealing to my character(s).

☹ for a turn-off

a headcanon you have for my character(s) — I will accept/reject.

“[name]…has passed away” for my character’(s’) reaction.

★ for an IC fact, or ☆ for an OOC fact

Give my character a difficult decision

‘Would you rather…’

♛ and I’ll summarize our muses’ relationship with a gif.

✖ and I will give you a fear that my character has in dealing with yours

[siswinchester]

Send me a ♠ for my muse's reaction to walking in on yours masturbating.

[damnthecretaceous-archive-blog]

[artofheroes]

by doubleleaf

[darkceilingwithoutastar-archive]

Claire squinted her eyes, “…mead? I’m pretty sure they don’t sell mead around here. But I did have a few drinks yeah.” Claire wasn’t completely wasted, but she was by no means sober. She still had fairly decent control of her mental faculties, but she was wearing her heart on her sleeve. She became more sensibility than sense when drunk.

“Armed? Well I can scream if I want to…then again the by-stander effect…” She trailed off. She licked her lips, “You have a point…” It dawned on Claire that given how small she was, and how pretty she was a likely target. Her talents lay with logic and technology, if he decided to jump her she was doomed. “Well…I’m fucked aren’t I?"

[jotunlies]

"Language." Loki scrunched his nose up in minor irritation at the woman's choice in words. This seemed a common thread of stupidity amongst the mortals: drifting through danger with no means of defending one's self. He had no interest in the small blonde, but he did not wish harm upon her, either. If he were to let her pass by, abandon the discourse, what would come of it? She would likely find her way back to her home without difficulty—but likely was no guarantee.

"No matter, I shall escort you to your lodgings.Proceed. If we should encounter unsavory characters, I will protect both your virtue and life."

[jotunlies]

Overly Sexual Ask Prompts

Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!

Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.

That's Naughty: Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.

That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.

Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?

Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?

Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?

Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?

Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?

Swinger: Ever traded partners before?

BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?

Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?

Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?

Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?

Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!

Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?

Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?

Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?

Flavor: What's your orientation?

Turn On: Name a turn on.

Turn Off: Name a turn off.

Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?

Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?

Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?

French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?

Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?

Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?

Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?

Meow: Shaved or natural?

Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?

First Time: Who was your first time with?

Keep it Down!: Are you loud when you make love?

[jotunlies]

۞

Carding one hand through her wild golden locks, Loki snared the goddess’s lower lip in his teeth, gently applying pressure as he nibbled. It was wrong, poorly timed and he knew Sigyn would surely strike him for taking advantage, but the trickster was deeply lonely, and her kiss was the only one he’d ever known. Warm and true.

"Do you remember when we last shared passions this way?" With a sigh, Loki released his hold on the goddess, hoping she would not immediately scramble to her feet and plunge a dagger into his chest. “The first eve of autumn, when the orchard leaves had just started to brown. You wore an amethyst tunic. We missed the evening meal, how late we stayed away."

[jotunlies]

۞

With a hiss, Loki squirmed under the contact, peeling away and willing to let the mortal girl fall upon her own accidental affection.

"I bid thee adieu, mortal." The trickster mumbled, unable to face her. The ghost of a blush still clung to his skin, lips trembling at the foreign contact.

[darkceilingwithoutastar-archive]

Of all the people she had to run into…it had to be someone like this. “Do I look like the kind of person who’d look for a fight? Tiny little blonde Irishwoman, run for your lives! She’ll kill us all!” She exclaimed a little more theatrically than was entirely necessary. “This is no ‘occasion’ for a threat. I just want to get from the bar I just came from, to my humble little apartment, sir.” She ended with a shaky breath and a desperate attempt to seem bold though her eyes still held the fear she really felt.

[jotunlies]

"You attended a bar this eve? Did you consume much mead?" Intimidating facade immediately dropped, the trickster's eyebrows furrowed in confusion. Another cultural foible. Asgard was not a dry realm by any means, but women were rarely in attendance, and if they wished to attend a tavern, surely an escort would be found to lead a maiden home?

"Are you armed? If the city truly does bear such dangers, it would be wise to carry a blade, however small."

[smiling-duelist-deactivated2013]

Send me ۞ for my muse's reaction to accidentally falling on top of yours and kissing them.

[sigrvif-is-inactive-deactivated]

The Goddess listened, a smirk curling her lips. She was no longer the cowering maiden Loki once knew - a woman who would hide and cry when he teased her such. No, she had grown. In ways Loki was sure to hate.

She stepped closer, her hips swaying as she walked. “Oh, jealousy is not a flattering face on you, my love." She mocked with a laugh.

[jotunlies]

Snarling, Loki closed the gap between them, trembling with envious rage. The god knew he had no right to hold dominion over Sigyn, not after the vast discourtesies he paid her, but she was his, devoted as she was he could not fathom, would not fathom the notion that what once was his had run into the arms of his oafish brother, Thor.

"You should hold your tongue, dearheart—think not that I have forgotten your many shades of envy. Weeping away in the palace corridors, fretting so that I had taken a concubine, had grown tired of your persistent mewling at last." A hand quickly snapped around the goddess's wrist, freezing the wine and its glass solid as he curled his fingers round.

[interstellarspeedster]

In honor of Munday, the Muse will now tell everyone the answers to any questions they feel like asking about the Mun. In their own words. Whether the Mun likes it or not.