I write about shit

Writin Moomins fanfiction. Gonna write about nasty catdad. Mostly. Requests OK. No fuckin pedo or incest shit gtfo I'll eat your hands

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What’s all this springdove shit. WHat is this. I hate petnames. Personal preference maybe but blegh.

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Friend told me the good good tag. Same friend like “You should post this!” and “Put this on the internet!” No one cares! wwww but I love you so okay, I’ll put my dumb writing on the internet ig

Drawin tho. Drawin... ehhh how bout I just delete myself instead

There’s some r18 drawins like lol no one wants to see my bad shitty scribbles of chars fuxkin okay

Aggressively supportive friends are too powerful lol

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I’ll also write:

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, 楽しいムーミン一家 | Moomin (Anime 1990), Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Joxter/Reader, Joxaren | The Joxter/Original Character(s) Characters: Joxaren | The Joxter Summary:

Written thanks to a prompt I found on a moomin prompt blog, wish there were more. You take a nap with that one cat dad.

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Send me prompts and requests so I can write more stuff.

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I talk so fuxkin rough I’m real sorry wwwww I just AM yknow. I’ll be nice tho istg I want PROMPTS man okay I need to write.

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Why’d I have to latch onto this one character that’s only in 3 eps of Ikka, 1 book, and none of the new shlt huh why am I like this. It’s always side characters! It’s always the side bitch!!

Me @ my dumb brain: I’m begging you to crush on this main character. Look aren’t they nice? Look at how much merch and fan stuff they have too!

Dumb Brain: Ok but what about this character that appears twice and dies tragically

Me: gdi

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wtf is an amino

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Imagine shot-gunning with Joxter

Makes my knees fuxkin WEAK

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Why don’t ppl got their ages or something in a bio or the little description thingy bc if my dumb@s$ accidentally follows a minor I’m gonna have to stage dive into a volcano gdi. I finally find a few ppl who look they into what I’m into and I’m like BIG OLD THINKING EMOJI bc idk if they’re an adult or what

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What does a gay gotta do to get som mymble x joxter x reader headcanons up in here?

-All three of them take turns choosing who gets up and take care of the kids in the night

-Its a whole lot easier to take care of the abundance of kids

-A+ cuddles. like Joxter and Mymble smother you between them

-there’s almost no way for you to steal each others clothes ans everyone is at least a two size difference

-Literally you cant go wrong w this as yall love and support each other

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I hope i am not bothering you in any way but would tou mind writting some Joxter x reader headcanons.i highkey thirst over cat dad alot.

-he thinks its mad cute/flirty to blow smoke ring in your face sometimes

-Hops down from a tree with leaves and suck in his hair n plays it off like he was just bringing the leaves to you as a gift

- i hc he has like a french accent thanks to @avril-circus so he uses that to not sound so brash when flirting

-you make him a flower crown and he cries when he loses it within his shenanigans 

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Where everybody I need to find people

Yeet this to the void, hollerback @ me

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Sorry for spam tag I’m desperate and he’s a popular man while I’m YELLING AT THE VOID AND WAITING FOR A ECHO

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I’m trying to build a small cache of fics for when that AO3 reg finally comes thru

me@AO3: wtf GIMME

Once I can, I’ll slam them down here too

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do i wanna fukin uhhh reblog some nice art here hm big thinkin emoji

I might end up bloxked or whatever tho and that would suck major jick

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Me: *trying to scroll* What’s wrong with my phone??  ψ( ` ロ ´ )ψ

Friend: Do you think  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it might have  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) something to do with  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your 7.2 million Joxter pics?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me: ....THOSE ARE ON T HE DR I VE

Friend: *WHEEZE* 

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Imagine your otp 2

Person a: *constantly trying to leave the hiking trail to go in the brush* Person b: I swear to god I will put a leash on you Person a: kinky

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You hated family gatherings, especially during the holidays. Days upon end, watching and listening to them bicker and talk politics. It was all so annoying, especially going there alone.

Which was why you were actually giving this Craigslist ad some thought.

“Need a date during the holidays that’ll piss off your family? Give me a free meal and I’ll pretend to be your long term S/O. Throw in a desert and I’ll get in a fist fight with your uncle in the front yard.”

How interesting.

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Big thinking emoji cuz I sense catdad vibes and might use this prompt