Fellow Tarnished!
Today, for your entertainment, I bring you a clip of what is perhaps one of the funniest real time pre-Morgott crack theories I have ever heard
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Show & Tell

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Fellow Tarnished!
Today, for your entertainment, I bring you a clip of what is perhaps one of the funniest real time pre-Morgott crack theories I have ever heard
So I've been watching one of my friends go through Elden Ring for her first Soulsborne game and this clip in particular (and there are many good ones) came off as especially funny to me
...So with permission and for your entertainment, enjoy! Yes, yes, my dear Tarnished, you're understanding exactly how these games work...
Mahjarrat Ladies facial expressions practise
More MerMay art! More Mahjasharks!
RAC Art Fight #1
Some more Art Fight attacks for the RAC Art Fight!
Olilfirefly MK1 Jaxyys
There’s only one way to settle this once and for all… through the medium of dance!
All hail the queen and her favourite mahjarrat!
A quick little comic to get into the festive season
Secret Santa in the Runescape Art Discord for Jaxyys.
the verse just makes this better though
Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”
youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s
this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama
…Dessert, but shot like Murder. I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.
after hoarding this self indulgent AU to myself for probably a year by now… i give y’all… my gemstuck AU. 😂 as these two fandoms are the only things i avidly like, this was an inevitability. LOL
There’s Kind Of a storyline that’s focused around eridan and feferi (you know me, of course lol) and it borrows some elements of SU canon, but with recent developments things are just all over the place (that’s why fef’s doesn’t have much info on it.)
Also before anyone asks, yes there are more characters involved, but I wanted to design for my favorite trio first. 😂
IT’S HANZO SHIMADA LOVING O’CLOCK
always
Steven: Your attack corrupted all of these gems and turned them into mutant monsters!
Yellow Diamond: This is so sad, Pearl, play Despacito
I found this ficlet in my drafts and it's been sitting there for decades completely forgotten so I'll just let y'all have it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Why Are You Here?
“I have come to reclaim what is mine.”
Fool. You Cannot Reclaim What You Never Owned.
Hanzo crept forward, glancing silently about the darkness of the abandoned Shimada castle. The archer cautiously plucked an arrow from his quiver, fitting Storm Bow with the projectile and tightening his grip. He wasn’t going down without a fight.
“Wrong. It only left my hands when you betrayed me.”
As I Recall, It Was YOU Who Betrayed ME.
The echoing voice seemed to be everywhere, yet had no source. Hanzo grit his teeth as he crossed into the desolate hall, searching for something to strike. “Then you recall incorrectly. You broke the agreement.”
You Dare Come Into My Castle And Speak To Me In Such A Manor?
“I would say it to your face if you were not such a coward.”
The disembodied voice growled. A sudden gust of wind blew from the open doors and swirled before him. Though it spiraled like a tornado, it seemed to pull no air from it’s surroundings. Had it not been for the darkness, Hanzo would have sworn the wind was black smoke.
The dark wind cleared, and the demon stood in it’s place. Glowing white eyes glared back at the archer, moonlight illuminating white garments on dark grey skin.
“Zenaku, you are looking quite well,” Hanzo remarked wryly. His opposite made no change in expression.
Leave. Now.
“Or what?” Hanzo challenged, “You cannot kill me.“
What Power Have You Here? Surely You Do Not Think You Can Best Me.
“You underestimate my skill,” Hanzo replied, raising his weapon and aiming the arrow, “I can strike you down, right here and right now.“
That Would Not Be In Your Best Interest. I Have One Advantage That Is Quite Unknown To You.
Hanzo scoffed, “You are bluffing.”
Am I? Then By All Means, Strike Me Down Where I Stand.
The demon opened his arms. Hanzo pulled the string of his bow taught…but did not fire. He knew himself too well. Zenaku had too much power to be bluffing.
“Very well,” Hanzo conceded, though he did not lower his weapon, “Let us see this ‘advantage’ of yours.”
Almost immediately, Hanzo regretted every last word of that sentence. His demonic double grinned, wickedly, and raised a hand to snap his fingers sharply. The crisp sound echoed through the hall, fading into momentary silence before another sound pierced the air. Footsteps. From the shadows of behind the far wall, a silhouette appeared, slowly making it’s way to the two in the center of the room.
Hanzo’s eyes widened. He would know that shadow anywhere. But it couldn’t be. It was impossible. The figure stepped into the moonlight, coming to a stop next to the demon.
The arrow clattered to the floor.
“Jesse…?”
McCree made no indication that Hanzo had been heard. He simply stared ahead, locked in a trance. A puppet under another’s control. Zenaku gazed at his servant, expression beaming with pride.
You Fancy Him, Do You Not? Oh, I Can Feel It. You Are So Blind With Emotion I Almost Pity You…
The demon reached up, gently tracing the curve of McCree’s jawline with his thumb. The cowboy stood stiffly, obediently.
He Arrived Shortly Before You Did. Quite A Charming Specimen, Would You Not Agree?
“Release Him,” Hanzo commanded, eyes flaring with anger. A second arrow was knocked into place, the string pulled back not a beat later. The weapon had no chance to fire, however, before the demon answered his question with a laugh. He slowly traced down McCree’s neck.
No. Though Perhaps We Can Reach An Agreement.
Hanzo scowled, wary of ulterior motives. He’d had his fair-share of Zenaku’s ‘agreements’.
“What do you want.”
Leave Now, And I Shall Keep Him Alive. Better Yet, Submit Yourself To My Power And The Two Of You May Be Reunited. But, Should You Choose To Fight Me…
The demon stopped at the edge of McCree’s serape, then let his hand fall away from the tanned skin. He turned towards the archer.
...If I Fall, So Will Your Lover. Choose Wisely. It Would Be A Shame For A Puppet This Handsome To Go To Waste.
"I expected something I think is cool, but SU did something else! What a terrible show!"
“This show i hate didn’t do exactly what I wanted it to do and I hate it”
Alternatively: “This show did EXACTLY what I said it would do, the creators must be stealing my ideas!”