Blackest♥Day

“Life keeps throwing me curve balls and I don't even own a bat. At least my dodging skills are improving.” ― Jayleigh Cape

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[ivy-michaels]

Happy 10th birthday to tumblr user 2-shane-s being the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[dankmemeuniversity]

[doramilaje]

JULIE’S 2K FOLLOWER CELEBRATION TOP TEN FEMALE CHARACTERS (as voted by my followers) #10. Koriand’r - Titans

[hardnope]

[amanitacaplan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENSATES!

However far across the world a cluster is scattered, the first breath they take, they take as one.

[joyfuldreamlandavenue]

I'm deleting this tumblr account! I changed my number and cant access off mobile due to the two factor authentication which is linked to my old number. You can follow me new tumblr: Angreebear

I'll be deleting this account in a few days.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[lilsmunky]

How we greet friends now

[catpacks-deactivated20240223]

2020 mood

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

[sos-fandoms]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lives 9000 feet under the sea?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE!

[feministism]

[coffee-and-rainsticks]

“Surely nothing could be worse than a lot of women dying,” she thinks. “Ah,” she says.

[1eos]

it's 2020...... stop being nice to racists

[1eos]

racists get more second chances nd more empathy than the black nd brown ppl they hate. there is no harmless racism there is no casual racism. racists do not deserve to be coddled i don't care how old they are or where they grew up. black nd brown CHILDREN are killed everyday by racist systems so white CHILDREN can face the consequences of their racist actions. stop saying shit like 'educate them' it's 2020 if you're racist you deserve to get your shit rocked. period

[woundability]

this tweet really threw me, somehow

[ip2lb]

Link to @baynardwoods’ NYT article, both of the people here are reporters from Baltimore

[la-laborista-republiko]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[gahdamnpunk]

Men really think that women’s liberation is about whether or not we let them view our bodies lmao

[fashion-runways]

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[catchymemes]

[kscotter]

the fucking wheezy laugh that just came out of my body

[gaycism]

A travesty that this has no sound

[greedyraptor]

Noooooooooooooooo lmfao what the hell

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Pants were invented for men” not according to my ancestors.

[creatrixarcanum]

Pants were invented for riding horses. People who didn’t have nomad horse culture all wore dresses. Dress wearing old greek men considered pants to be the mark of barbarism. Like the Scynthians and Samaritans.

Also- the Scynthian and Samaritan tribes were known for equality between genders. Where women were renouned hunters and archers. They are where the greeks got the idea for Amazons.

So sorry bro pants are totally for women. You just mad its for riding something that’s not you.

[its-zezzy]

Okay but like based on genital structure, it would actually make sense for mean to wear skirts and women pants, why are we even talking about logic

[grizoljub]

the scottish did it right

[my-little-bologna]

The Scottish did it to hide more knives

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The Scottish did it right