Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That...

// WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLACK BAT? // - READ MY PINNED POST - Primarily a Penguin fanblog, may post silly imagines,,, they/them pronouns please!! Sometimes NSFW

[joygasm]

Hey gamers, the name’s Joygasm, but you can call me Joy :^)

- Agender (They/Them) / Cinthean

- 20+ y/o

- ADHD / Autism - I’m highly sensitive about fictional characters because of it

- You can pretend I look like an androgynous Jim Carrey

- Massive cringe self-shipper

- Oswald Cobblepot / The Penguin is my main F/O! Mostly from the 2004 cartoon, TNBA and Returns but includes basically every version (excluding G/otham and T/elltale specifically).

- Other DC F/Os include Edward Nygma / The Riddler, Jervis Tetch / The Mad Hatter, Victor Fries / Mr. Freeze and Jonathan Crane / The Scarecrow!!

- BIG WARNING: I get super upset when I see ship art of the Penguin, sorry!! If we’re mutuals could you maybe tag any ship art with smth like “Joy dont look”, thank you!!

- ANOTHER WARNING: seeing skinny designs of the Penguin also upsets me. Any skinny designs, including G/otham or T/elltale content in general, can go under the “Joy dont look” tag if you’d please, mutuals!! I might block you if you’re a G/otham centric blog, it’s nothing personal but their Penguin design really upsets me.

- OK FINAL WARNING I THINK: Selfcest is one of my biggest triggers. Please tag it lol.

Thanks for reading, everyone :^)

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@scenecore-system asked:

hi! could we possibly get a stimboard of penguin from batman returns with water, penguins, and fish?

Hope this is good -[🔪]

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[joygasm]

Asterix ruined my life because now whenever someone mentions Julius Caesar I can’t think of the real guy who got stabbed, I think of the fucking fictional middle-aged bisexual who couldn’t conquer all of Gaul and built a fucking theme park named Las Vegum

[annachum]

And the guy who is planning to publish a book about a number of his love letters to Cleopatra ( srsly Read Asterix and the Missing Scroll for that one )

And also tryna build a Roman Hotel near the Armorican Village to try conquer the Indomitable Gauls non military style AND as a dedication present for Cleopatra ( that plan failed and I bet Cleopatra, whom I HC was pregnant with their son aka Caesarion at that point and was in Egypt, KNEW for some time )

And also DEFINITELY gets topped by Cleopatra often ( Caesar is a switch, Cleopatra is a top/switch. I rest my case )

[joygasm]

See this person gets it

[stagbeetleboy]

I love the penguin he’s my husband my sugar plum <3

Guess I’m doing the whole rouges gallery starting with my beloved Oswald

[joygasm]

Asterix ruined my life because now whenever someone mentions Julius Caesar I can’t think of the real guy who got stabbed, I think of the fucking fictional middle-aged bisexual who couldn’t conquer all of Gaul and built a fucking theme park named Las Vegum

[jimalver]

Are you trying to insinuate here that the real Julius Caesar was never a middle-aged bisexual who would totally build a theme park named Las Vegum if given the chance?

[clearlyafandomblog]

okay but wait does this mean that fallout new vegas was influenced by a semi-obscure [ to Americans, I know it does numbers pretty much everywhere else ] french-belgian comic? because that seems like a hilariously unlikely coincidence otherwise --

or, fuck, even more hilariously, did edward sallow recover and read some ancient omnibus of asterix and just PRETENDED that he'd read some actual serious history books about rome

[joygasm]

Asterix: New Vegum

[lesbianalucard]

i literally will never forgive comic fans and in turn comic writers for hyping up joker so much. there’s a batman villain who can make people face their literal worst fears, someone who is still torn between two personalities and who used to be a close friend of batman, another one who builds death traps involving riddles and that’s just off the top of my head. but no. i’ve gotta watch joker use some clown gimmicky bullshit on batman for the 200th time and, AND he has no style. what the fuck. purple and green? go fuck yourself

[miss-m-winks]

Joker is also treated as if he is a good literary foil/opposite side of the same coin batman is on and its just not true.

You know which villain could be? Honestly truly it should be the penguin. Bruce Wayne is old money, Oswald cobblepot is old money, they both use an animal motif, they have very opposing views on how to use their wealth. Penguin written really really well could be an amazing literary foil for batman and a much more interesting “two sides of the same coin” character for batman. But comic people are cowards who want to write a crazy murder clown instead.

[hollowsart]

Ah, beloved feral bird nerd 💕

Popping off on the local bird show judges for misidentifying his beloved, Scrap.

[parasol-p]

[itsaaudraw]

you’re a genius

OH STOP—

[pestis-blight]

I have caved with the dating sim trend entirely

I do want to eventually do Victor and Scarecrow because 🥴

The stills for ya !

These were honestly my favourite to do

[sillysymbol]

THE REBIRTH OF HARV-I MEANT TWO FACE!

[ed-nygma]

Holding the blorbos

[onebadnoodle]

*HONK*

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[acidtheater]

The dialogue and delivery is kind of fantastic and this one made me laugh hard enough that I had to record it. The split second of consideration.

[unokonei]

Ozzie <3

[superdictionary]

Penguin - Who is like a penguin? Who is like a short, fat sea bird with black and white feathers? And, who likes penguins more than other birds?