[escuerzoresucitado]

ice ice baby

[stray-images]

by Charlotte Jane

[joyslop]

we drinkin dairy free white gilgamesh tonight folks

[joyslop]

recipie

[bunniope]

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

[bunniope]

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

[bunniope]

WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK

JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK

[joyslop]

we drinkin dairy free white gilgamesh tonight folks

[fangshing]

my wisdom teeth are coming in and it's gonna cost about $3,000 out of pocket (with insurance) fuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkuhh

[fangshing]

im taking commissions on ko-fi btw if anyone is generous enough to help out with this :')

[minecraft-sex-mod]

just you wait, dude. just you wait

[gladluckbrian]

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[hadalstims]

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

[doodlesorganizationland]

The Port Gamble S’Klallam Tribe made this card for their citizens to present to ICE.

If you are in a different federally recognized tribe in Washington State:

“I am a member of the (insert tribe here) Tribal Nation, which is Tribal Nation federally recognized by the United States.

This means I am also a United States citizen according to the U.S. Citizenship Act of 1924, 8 USC Section 1401.

Our tribe’s enrollment office number is (insert phone number here).

The Native American Rights Fund will assist me if you attempt to illegally detain me. Contact them at 303-447-8760”

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[paranoidpaleandroid]

so we're doing propaganda eh

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[bituingalaxy]

The Great Pudding Incident™️

[footlongdingledong]

moodboard for when you've fucked it