joyful zodiac

♏️sun ♊️ moon ♍️ rising she/her // message and ask me about everything, doesn't have to be astrology

[dating-oxygen]

Aries, your vibes showed me what being alive feels like, when all the Taurus I’ve met really wanted to touch my body and all the Geminis asked me too many questions for comfort while Cancers voice soothed me, made me feel safe, until I escaped into a Leo’s arms & everything else vanished & it was just us. Virgo reminds me I should take my meds, and drink more water,  which Libra glady brings to me, and tenderly says “feel better” but how can I? Scorpio’s making me lose control again. I can only ask for Sagittarius to take me somewhere far away just to forget about a Capricorn’s cold words, my weakness,  which I know Aquarius disapproves, they’re just stupid “feelings” but I’m a Pisces. I can’t keep myself from stupidly feeling.

[astrocelestial]

comforting the moon signs

Aries 

Leave them alone. Honestly, just… leave them alone for a while. While not always the case, these folks prefer to calm down first. Aries lunarians tend to react on impulse easily and they’re easily overwhelmed by their emotions so they need to sort that out for themselves in a way. This doesn’t mean you have to (but also might have to) physically leave them alone. Just don’t mention their troubles more than necessary; they might overreact. Let them initiate things on their own.

Taurus

Just be there; be the rock they failed to be themselves this time. You don’t need to do anything spectacular, just hug them. Mentally be there for them, but physically as well. They might want to talk about it, if so just listen to them vent, but for the moment, don’t try to solve anything. The bull prefers to solve their problems themselves, even though they may appreciate a good piece of advice. Hug them. Make them feel save in your arms. Feel them. Make it obvious you care.

Gemini

Gemini moons tend to shut down when they’re at a low point, but that surely doesn’t mean they should. Let them communicate their problems. Let them pour their heart out; be interested in their concerns and emotions. However, no matter what they’re saying, what they’re feeling, make sure to see them for who they are. Their emotions are quick to change, the person or situation they’re upset because isn’t what’s (the most) important. It’s them. Their current feelings. Their position. Also, make them laugh a bit. Don’t make it rude, don’t make fun of them. But try to make them crack a smile. They’ll appreciate it.

Cancer

Don’t ignore what they’re going through, obviously, but don’t remind them of it even more. They’re already feeling it with every fiber of their body. Instead, gently distract them. Do things together you know they like. If they’re into baking, bake with them. If they love a particular show, watch it with them and cuddle a bit. Don’t expose them to the hectic reality of day-to-day life. Comfort them by helping them distress. Be like a mother comforting its child.

Leo

Fuel their ego. It might sound shallow, it might be, but Leos need it. Remind them of their glow, tell them why and what you love about them. Don’t just throw compliments at them in hope that they’ll feel better. Make it genuine. Listen to them, be there, and then distract them a bit, but stay close. Maybe hold their hand, or play with their hair. If you know they like it, take them to the outdoors, let them breathe some fresh air and go on a small adventure, just the two of you. Show them the love the world holds for them.

Virgo

Keep them distracted. Pamper them a bit, focusing on the details of why you love them. If they can’t do things they normally can, like grocery shopping or the like, do that for them, but don’t try to solve their overall problem. Don’t tell them to “calm down” or “stop worrying so much”. They WILL worry and they WILL feel anxious, so just listen to their rants, humour them a bit, listen some more. Keep them busy. Observing Virgo will notice that you were there for them, even if you didn’t (manage to) do anything in the end.

Libra

Stay focused on them. Don’t compare your problems to theirs, they’re so often so occupied with everyone else’s problems, give them something back. Libra lunarians tend to be indecisive so lightly push them into making a choice (by themselves of course). Give them your love, let them feel it. Give them a hug. Kiss their forehead or their head. Rub their back. Hold them close, make them be able to lose themselves in your arms.

Scorpio

Hug them. Put your arms around them, tightly, as if you’re trying to hold them from falling apart. Let them feel whatever they’re feeling but don’t let them alone with it. Agree with them, as long as you’re not completely faking it; they’d sense it. Make sure they don’t feel judged, that you’re still thinking as highly of them as before. Please don’t let them regret finally opening up to someone. Please give yourself to them as long as they need you to be there for them.

Sagittarius

Help them escape their bad feelings. Stand by their side. The archer doesn’t need someone to solve their problems for them, while they try to avoid them they still know how to handle them themselves in the end, and that goes for the moon in Sagittarius person as well. Distract them with what matches them. Visit a quiet café with an introvert and talk about whatever comes to mind, whatever makes them forget their low point. Go to a wild concert or the amusement park with an extrovert and let them laugh all the sorrow away. Don’t let their optimism fade away.

Capricorn

These guys like to not make it obvious when they’re down, they may even try to shrug it off. But if you want to comfort them, try to not push them into anything. Listen to their thoughts and nod your head, no need for big words with this sign (although some uplifting words are never a bad thing). Don’t smother them with physical affection, blankets and food, you’d suffocate them. If you view it as appropriate, try to distract them. Otherwise just let them free some of their thoughts.

Aquarius 

Aquarius moon often wants to be alone in low moments as well and are a bit harder to comfort, but they usually already appreciate it when you believe in them. If you really want to make them feel better though, be positive. They want to talk. Aquarius loathes feeling bad. Don’t just say cliché things like ‘don’t worry, all will be well’. Make them laugh. Remind them of good times. Push them in the right direction; make them look ahead, make them not give up. 

Pisces 

While Pisces lunarians usually differ a lot when it comes to how they want to be comforted when at a low point, they are all big on the ‘acknowledge my feelings’ one. While this is the case for pretty much everyone, moon in Pisces wants you to be present when there for them. Actually, these folks do a lot better with being able to feel that you care and are silently supporting them than seeing you doing grand things but not meaning it.

Note: Always remember to take your other placements into consideration. Nothing stands and works all on its own.

[joystrology]

What the...

hell: ARIES, taurus, cancer, libra, capricorn, aquarius

fuck: gemini, leo, virgo, SCORPIO, sagittarius, pisces

[joystrology]

The signs when tired

Literally no patience. Threatens to cut your throat every 0.5 seconds, then proceeds to cry: Aries, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio

Stares into the abyss. Laughs at everything. Questions life itself and can't focus on anything: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

[the-zodiac-aesthetic]

what the signs do when they're home alone:

Aries: Lets their hair down, takes their pants off, watches raunchy comedy movies, uses the bathroom with the door open

Taurus: Watches netflix, orders and XL pizza and eats it all by themselves, folds laundry, takes a long bath

Gemini: Spa day, screams lyrics to songs they dont know, finishes writing that fanfic/story they started months ago, eats a whole box of chips ahoy

Cancer: Cleans their room, starts one of their hobbies that they wont finish for another month, calls one of their old friends

Leo: Sleeps, finishes up overdue homework, snacks, plays videogames, probably cries

Virgo: Finishes up a book, cleans the house, messages all their friends to make plans, listens to music and sleeps for 70 hours

Libra: Starts an art project, listens to old music super loud, lets all their bottled up emotions out, gardens

Scorpio: Binges on movies, talks with their pets, eats a whole bag of hot fries, gets spooked

Sagittarius: Watches youtube for 400 hours, starts a DIY, dances to their music, calls their best friend

Capricorn: NAPS, watches their favorite movies, plans a date, does a craft, probably throws the craft away, meditates, reads, probably cries too

Aquarius: GETS SPOOKED, does art, goes on a walk, does a puzzle, does a face mask, contacts their home planet

Pisces: Eats, does not stop eating, crafts, talks to their friends the whole time, pushes off responsibilities, loud music, reads dated internet articles about the supernatural

[astrology-addict]

Celebrity Sun/Rising List

Want to know which famous people you appear the most like? Check and see what celebrities have your same sun and rising signs! If you don’t know your sun and rising, you can find them here. Your rising sign is listed under “ascendant.”

ARIES SUN

Aries rising: Lucy Lawless, Heath Ledger

Taurus rising: Mariah Carey, David Letterman

Gemini rising: Kristen Stewart, Jackie Chan

Cancer rising: Fergie, Gary Oldman

Leo rising: Reese Witherspoon, Eddie Murphy

Virgo rising: Emma Watson, Conan O’Brien

Libra rising: Elizabeth Montgomery, Vince Vaughn

Scorpio rising: Bette Davis, Charlie Chaplin

Sagittarius rising: Leona Lewis, Elton John

Capricorn rising: America Ferrera, Kad Merad

Aquarius rising: Selena, Russell Crowe

Pisces rising: Kourtney Kardashian, Pharrell Williams

TAURUS SUN

Aries rising: Penélope Cruz, Gregory Lemarchal

Taurus rising: Cate Blanchett, David Beckham

Gemini rising: Michelle Pfeiffer, Tony Blair

Cancer rising: Cher, John Cena

Leo rising: Jessica Lange, Jack Nicholson

Virgo rising: Uma Thurman, Mark Zuckerberg

Libra rising: Laura Pausini, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Scorpio rising: Janet Jackson, Enrique Iglesias

Sagittarius rising: Shirley Temple, Stephen Colbert

Capricorn rising: Megan Fox, Bono

Aquarius rising: Adele, Jay Leno

Pisces rising: Lorie, George Clooney

GEMINI SUN

Aries rising: Stevie Nicks, Morgan Freeman

Taurus rising: Lana Del Rey, Adrian Paul

Gemini rising: North West, Miles Davis

Cancer rising: Angelina Jolie, Kanye West

Leo rising: Marilyn Monroe, Donald Trump (sorry)

Virgo rising: Brooke Shields, Kim Hyun Joong

Libra rising: Paula Abdul, Jamie Oliver

Scorpio rising: Nicole Kidman, Chris Evans

Sagittarius rising: Courteney Cox, Bob Dylan

Capricorn rising: Naomi Campbell, Russell Brand

Aquarius rising: Élise Lucet, Shia Labeouf

Pisces rising: Adriana Lima, Dean Martin

CANCER SUN

Aries rising: Lena Horne, Beck

Taurus rising: Kellie Pickler, Carlos Santana

Gemini rising: Mindy Kaling, Philip Seymour Hoffman

Cancer rising: Liv Tyler, Michael Phelps

Leo rising: Selena Gomez, Corey Feldman

Virgo rising: Nichole Scherzinger, Tom Hanks

Libra rising: Courtney Love, Benedict Cumberbatch

Scorpio rising: Jessica Simpson, Tom Cruise

Sagittarius rising: Princess Diana, Sylvester Stallone

Capricorn rising: Ariana Grande, Paolo Maldini

Aquarius rising: Cyndi Lauper, Simon Rex

Pisces rising: Dorothée, Ringo Starr

LEO SUN

Aries rising: Taylor Schilling, David Spade

Taurus rising: Halle Berry, Elliot Smith

Gemini rising: Sandra Bullock, Mick Jagger

Cancer rising: Joan Allen, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Leo rising: Jennifer Lopez, Matthew Perry

Virgo rising: Madonna, Steve Carrell

Libra rising: Hayden Panettiere, Joe Jonas

Scorpio rising: Martha Stewart, Stanley Kubrick

Sagittarius rising: Mila Kunis, Sean Penn

Capricorn rising: Kylie Jenner, Dustin Hoffman

Aquarius rising: Angela Bassett, Barack Obama

Pisces rising: Demi Lovato, John Stamos

VIRGO SUN

Aries rising: Valerie Perrine, Michael Bublé

Taurus rising: Trisha Yearwood, Paulo Coelho

Gemini rising: Amy Winehouse, Tim Burton

Cancer rising: Cameron Diaz, Jack Black

Leo rising: Blake Lively, Freddie Mercury

Virgo rising: Rachel Bilson, Keanu Reeves

Libra rising: Beyoncé, Niall Horan

Scorpio rising: Claudia Schiffer, Bernie Sanders

Sagittarius rising: P!nk, Ray Charles

Capricorn rising: Joan Jett, Buddy Holly

Aquarius rising: Amy Poehler, Billy Ray Cyrus

Pisces rising: Thalía, Jimmy Fallon

LIBRA SUN

Aries rising: Heather Locklear, John Lennon

Taurus rising: Sigourney Weaver, Snoop Dogg

Gemini rising: Lisa D’Amato, Nick Cannon

Cancer rising: Emily Deschanel, Romy Schneider

Leo rising: Lindsey Buckingham, Will Smith

Virgo rising: Julie Andrews, Usher

Libra rising: Avril Lavigne, John Mayer

Scorpio rising: Gwen Stefani, Vladimir Putin

Sagittarius rising: Kim Kardashian, Eminem

Capricorn rising: Carrie Fisher, Zac Efron

Aquarius rising: Hilary Duff, Matt Damon

Pisces rising: Gwyneth Paltrow, Bruno Mars

SCORPIO SUN

Aries rising: Kendall Jenner, Richard Burton

Taurus rising: Vivien Leigh, Carl Sagan

Gemini rising: Kelly Osbourne, Gordon Ramsay

Cancer rising: Julia Roberts, Keith Urban

Leo rising: Hillary Clinton, Drake

Virgo rising: Kris Jenner, Ryan Reynolds

Libra rising: Sally Field, Leonardo DiCaprio

Scorpio rising: Katy Perry, Chad Smith

Sagittarius rising: Winona Ryder, Mark Ruffalo

Capricorn rising: Lorde, Dylan McDermott

Aquarius rising: Whoopi Goldberg, Roy Rogers

Pisces rising: Ellen Pompeo, Ryan Gosling

SAGITTARIUS SUN

Aries rising: Bette Midler, Sammy Davis Jr.

Taurus rising: Miley Cyrus, Brendan Fraser

Gemini rising: Julianne Moore, Ben Stiler

Cancer rising: Tyra Banks, Steven Spielberg

Leo rising: Katie Holmes, Jake Gyllenhaal

Virgo rising: Julie Delpy, Jay-Z

Libra rising: Britney Spears, Frank Sinatra

Scorpio rising: Ashley Benson, Keith Richards

Sagittarius rising: Scarlett Johansson, Brad Bitt

Capricorn rising: Taylor Swift, Jonah Hill

Aquarius rising: Nicki Minaj, Jim Morrison

Pisces rising: Vanessa Hudgens, David Carradine

CAPRICORN SUN

Aries rising: Mia Tyler, Jeremy Renner

Taurus rising: Eliza Dushku, Humphrey Bogart

Gemini rising: Katey Sagal, Louis Tomlinson

Cancer rising: Kate Bosworth, Rob Zombie

Leo rising: Kate Moss, Marilyn Manson

Virgo rising: Dolly Parton, Tiger Woods

Libra rising: Kate Middleton, Denzel Washington

Scorpio rising: Diane Keaton, Jim Carrey

Sagittarius rising: Patti Smith, Jude Law

Capricorn rising: Zooey Deschanel, James Earl Jones

Aquarius rising: Meghan Trainor, David Bowie

Pisces rising: Mary Tyler Moore, Zayn Malik

AQUARIUS SUN

Aries rising: Shakira, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Taurus rising: Sheryl Crow, Taylor Lautner

Gemini rising: Regina Spektor, Ashton Kutcher

Cancer rising: Farrah Fawcett, John Travolta

Leo rising: Emma Bunton, Justin Timberlake

Virgo rising: Sarah Palin, James Spader

Libra rising: Jennifer Aniston, Harry Styles

Scorpio rising: Axelle Red, Mike Brant

Sagittarius rising: Oprah Winfrey, Bob Marley

Capricorn rising: Lauren Conrad, Paul Newman

Aquarius rising: Charlotte Rampling, Matt Dillon

Pisces rising: Laura Dern, Leon Golub

PISCES SUN

Aries rising: Rihanna, Shaquille O’Neal

Taurus rising: Dakota Fanning, Billy Crystal

Gemini rising: Drew Barrymore, Mitt Romney

Cancer rising: Cindy Crawford, Kurt Russell

Leo rising: Carrie Underwood, Josh Groban

Virgo rising: Lauren Graham, Kurt Cobain

Libra rising: Dana Delany, Jon Bon Jovi

Scorpio rising: Eva Longoria, Justin Bieber

Sagittarius rising: Kesha, Will.I.Am

Capricorn rising: Joanne Woodward, Chuck Norris

Aquarius rising: Nina Simone, Adam Levine

Pisces rising: Cathy Downs, Johnny Cash

[astrology-addict]

The Planets

Every planet is associated with certain human “functions.”

The Sun: Your ego, your basic character. What you are at heart. How you relate to men in general, especially the father. If the Sun is strongly placed in your horoscope, you will tend to be outgoing, authoritative, maybe even a bit theatrical, and you will be more likely to seek attention. The Sun rules the sign of Leo.

The Moon: Your instincts, habit patterns, and unconscious drives. What kind of home you prefer. How you relate to women in general, especially the mother. If the Moon is strongly placed in your horoscope, mood swings tend to be more pronounced and you will be more likely to consciously make decisions on the basis of hunches or feeling. The Moon rules the sign of Cancer.

Mercury: Your ability to think, communicate, and gather information. If Mercury is strongly placed in your horoscope, you will have an increased need for communication and variety. You are more likely than most people to spend a lot of time on the phone. Mercury rules the signs of Gemini and Virgo.

Venus: Your ability to express affection. Artistic taste. Love, possessions, and happiness. People with Venus strongly placed in their horoscopes are more likely to be considered charming and they will tend to be strongly attracted to the arts. Venus rules the signs of Libra and Taurus.

Mars: Aggression and energy. If Mars is strongly placed in your horoscope, you will tend to be active, energetic, assertive, even aggressive. Mars rules the sign of Aries.

Jupiter: Your ability to grasp general principles, as opposed to the specific sense data of Mercury. It also charts our optimism. The sign position of Jupiter shows where we feel most safe and secure and can therefore take advantage of opportunity. This is the quality that is frequently referred to as “good luck”, but is really just “nothing ventured, nothing gained”. Jupiter rules the sign of Sagittarius.

Saturn: Caution and fear, contraction. Also ambition and determination. Without the obstacles of Saturn, we would never grow. Saturn is strongly placed in the horoscopes of doctors, research scientists, and business people. The sign position shows what we need to feel safe and secure, and what we fear that we will never have enough of. Since this is where we tend to be fearful, we become nervous and tend to “mess up”, or never try at all. This is the quality that frequently comes across as “bad luck”. Saturn rules the sign of Capricorn.

Uranus: Your originality and drive for freedom. This is the “Rebel” planet. It opposes the established order simply because it is an established order. Besides, it thinks it can do a better job.  When Uranus is strong in the horoscope, we get people who are considered geniuses, eccentrics, cranks, or insane by the society they live in. These people have a strong tendency to shock and upset others, even when they don’t seem to want to. Examples are Isadora Duncan and Lenny Bruce. Politicians with Uranus strongly placed tend to overthrow the “establishment” only to build a new, frequently more oppressive order. Don’t vote for them! As an example, take a look at the horoscope of Adolph Hitler. Uranus rules the sign of Aquarius.

Neptune: Where we see the world through “rose-colored glasses”. Where we see what we want to see. This is the planet of imagination as well as illusion. If Neptune is strongly placed in the horoscope, the person is most likely to be considered imaginative and sensitive. Negatively, there is a potential for substance abuse. Once more, I must emphasize that the whole horoscope must be analyzed before jumping to conclusions. Neptune rules the sign of Pisces.

Pluto: Sex, death, and regeneration. Extremes. Where we tend to pull out all the stops and never compromise. Pluto strongly placed in your horoscope generally means you are a person not to be messed with. Pluto rules the sign of Scorpio.

Source

[solitudee]

Weaknesses of the Mercury

*Check Mercury

Mercury in Aries, can be possessive, illogical or unreliable.

Mercury in Taurus, can be stubborn, possessive or moody.

Mercury in Gemini, can be overly nervous, stressful or self-centered.

Mercury in Cancer, can be manipulative, too considerate or negative.

Mercury in Leo, can be unfocused, controlling or obsessive.   

Mercury in Virgo, can be fearful, judgmental or secretive.  

Mercury in Libra, can be unmotivated, easily offended or inflexible. 

Mercury in Scorpio, can be critical, secretive or overly passionate.

Mercury in Sagittarius, can be impulsive, uncoordinated or aloof.  

Mercury in Capricorn, can be ignorant, verbally violent or intolerant.   

Mercury in Aquarius, can be too secretive, insensitive or too sarcastic. 

Mercury in Pisces, can be naïve, uncoordinated or unfocused.

Pt. 1-  Weaknesses of the Venus

Pt. 2-  Weaknesses of the Mars 

[solitudee]

Weaknesses of the Venus

*Check Venus

Venus in Aries, can be self-centered, irritable or moody.

Venus in Taurus, can be possessive, jealous or impatient.

Venus in Gemini, can be  greedy, stressful or unsentimental.

Venus in Cancer, can be clingy, moody or aloof.

Venus in Leo, can be inflexible, too impulsive or materialistic.

Venus in Virgo, can be distracted, closed or overly sensitive to their surroundings.

Venus in Libra, can be too straightforward, unreliable or easily offended.

Venus in Scorpio, can be too secretive, closed or moody. 

Venus in Sagittarius, can be clingy, possessive or too sarcastic.  

Venus in Capricorn, can be too stubborn, intolerant or nervous.

Venus in Aquarius, can be impatient, too impulsive or distant.    

Venus in Pisces, can be overly sensitive, naïve or obsessive.

[solitudee]

Weaknesses of the Mars

*Check Mars

Mars in Aries, can be impatient, overly aggressive or possessive.

Mars in Taurus, can be greedy, too stubborn or materialistic.

Mars in Gemini, can be unsentimental, too sarcastic or nervous.

Mars in Cancer, can be manipulative, closed or irritable. 

Mars in Leo, can be self-centered, jealous or too clingy.  

Mars in Virgo, can be distant, intolerant or moody.

Mars in Libra, can be lazy, unreliable or naïve. 

Mars in Scorpio, can be possessive, nervous or rude.

Mars in Sagittarius, can be impulsive, stressful or extremely aggressive.  

Mars in Capricorn, can be a workaholic, inflexible or ignorant.  

Mars in Aquarius, can be too secretive, pushy or aloof.

Mars in Pisces, can be overly sensitive, judgmental or distant. 

Pt. 1-  Weaknesses of the Venus

[zodiacmind]

Sadness expressions of the Zodiac Signs

Aries : Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy

Taurus : Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of ‘me against the world’, less patience, easier to enrage

Gemini : Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems ‘elsewhere’; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while

Cancer : Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them

Leo : Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family) and become martyred

Virgo: Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional Libra : General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them ‘trying’ to be happy and keep composed

Scorpio : Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of ‘me against the world’.

Sagittarius : Lethargy, escapism (substance use etc;), uncharacteristically more serious and tense, less tolerance, feelings of worry when thinking into the future

Capricorn : Demotivation, lethargy, hopelessness, over thinking, they seem tense and ‘overly alert’, hyper vigilant, force themselves to ‘go through the motions’, nothing impresses them

Aquarius : Uneasy, harder to ‘reach’; as if they are far away. Silence, isolation, detachment, even though they try to appear happy. Distracted

Pisces : Teariness, anxiety, isolation, when they feel sadness they tend to feel ‘all at once’, nerves, obsessive/ruminating thinking, remembering everything bad that ever happened to them, crying over insignificant events

More Fun Zodiac Facts Here

[void-astrology]

Love.

craves it: Leo, Pisces, Cancer, Taurus

is scared of it: Scorpio, Aquarius, Capricorn

fantasises about it: Libra, Gemini, Virgo

is not ready for it: Aries, Sagittarius

*use venus sign

[zozodiac]

Or you could check multiple placements for multiple aspects of your personality (sun how you act like you feel, moon how you feel in general, Venus how you feel in concrete situations, Mars how you act when things get more intense)

[astromamas-blog]

Male and female signs I know

Aries Male: Very awkward at first, super easy to approach. Laughs super loud and is actually v shy. Super playful and loving, caring for those close to him. Not one for anger unless provoked

Aries Female: Loves to argue with people but never means to hurt their feelings, passionate about who and what they love, actually super lazy but athletic. Creative as fuck and very cuddly

Taurus Male: Quite at first then super funny and loud, pretty random and like never cried. Really handsome and very fashionable, a born smooth talker and kinda insensitive

Taurus Female: Worried about something literally all the time, very sweet and scared of being a burden, likes to have fun and party, super chill and loves babies

Gemini Male: laughs a lot, super awkward but actually not awkward at all, open about certain things but also extremely closed off about others, loves videos games and fun people

Gemini Female: everyone thinks you’re a Bitch at first, super funny and actually really smart, random facts all the time about anything (usually never on topic), likes clean and kinda crowded spaces, loves people but hates them all

Cancer Male: really weird sense of humour, happy being alone, loves family a lot, refuses to let go of past relationships, super shy at first, hard working, actually a sensitive nerd

Cancer Female: actually super indecisive, never fucking tells you if they’re upset, loves random adventures as long as they have people they love with them, Netflix binges are a normal things

Leo Male: cocky as fuck but super insecure, loves attention, somehow always has money for food, laughs at his own jokes more than he laughs at other peoples, “what should I do with my hair?”

Leo Female: aggressive, likes to tease people (in a loving way), loves but hates being teased back, cries whenever they feel they’re not good enough, exaggerated storied, really funny

Virgo Male: unique style, cries when they get pissed off at someone they love, constantly stressed out, simple things make them laugh really hard, not very good at telling jokes, loves people way too much

Virgo Female: bad ass TBH, easily attached, cute style, lots of stories to tell, being around them is comforting, seems to have their life together basically all the time, lowkey freak

Libra Male: knows so many people but considered like 10 of them their friends, easily excited, good advice, good at making decisions for everyone but themselves, introvert who loves people

Libra Female: makes lots of weird noises, always has a story to tell, actually really stressed out, laughs a lot, constant confusion, “what should I do/get/pick/say/eat/buy/etc.?”

Scorpio Male: a dick in a funny way, quite at first, not afraid to tell you if you’re annoying, loves to tease, shares pics about sex on fb

Scorpio Female: will fight you, not afraid to talk to strangers, loves being home and doing nothing, hood playlists, dreams about relationships, their stories are important

Sagittarius Male: fuck boy, funny as fuck, not very loud, drinks a lot, rebel who cares too much about everything, once they’re attached they stay attached

Sagittarius Female: school makes them cry, lots of relationships that last a long time, cute style but wants to look bad ass, willing to fight u, memes

Capricorn Male: really quite but somehow everyone knows them, videos games all the time, can’t express feelings and breakdowns like one a year

Capricorn Female: actually pretty loud and fun, hard to keep in touch with, can’t fall out of love with that one person, critical of a lot of things without meaning to be

Aquarius Male: knows like everyone, meme master, laughs when you laugh, not talk to them for a year and then easily pick up convo like nothing happened

Aquarius Female: super cheeky, doesn’t really argue about anything, chill as fuck, loves loud and fun people, fascinated by people and the way they do things, delicate but will kick ur ass if they have to

Pisces Male: not good at expressing things, shy, v giggly, resting Bitch face, loner, comfortable to talk to

Pisces Female: aesthetic snapchat, love fun and lowkey dangerous things, once they hate you they hate you, weird sense of humour, in their own world

[merleaux]

I’VE NEVER SEEN AN ASTROLOGY POST NAIL IT SO HARD

[astrologymadness]

THIS IS INDEED SO ON POINT HOLY SHIT

[astrologycity]

the signs as "just astrologer things"

aries: “google is your friend” taurus: “oh look, this planet is in this sign… guess I can’t do my homework :)” gemini: the gemini jokes cancer: explaining at least ten times that yes, you are in fact compatible with anyone leo: trying not to get irritated around people who don’t know astrology and say they do virgo: explaining why ophiuchus isn’t a sign at least fifty times libra: doodling the astrology symbols somewhere and someone going “what do those symbols mean?” scorpio: “no, scorpio is not satan, no, virgo is not a neat freak, no geminis are not two faced bitches, no, aquas are not aliens” sagittarius: “when’s your birthday haha? no im not a creep i promise” capricorn: dealing with people who want to prove astrology is bullshit and trying to keep your cool aquarius: explaining what a birth chart is, why someone isn’t like their sun sign and sounding like a weirdo pisces: reading/typing “pieces” as “pisces”

[joystrology]

The Signs as Girlfriends

*Check your Venus sign, please!!*

Aries: Very playful, flirtatious, direct, and supportive.

Taurus: Need comfort, traditional, strong, love getting gifts.

Gemini: Bubbly, intellectual, curious, open-minded.

Cancer: Emotional, sensitive, loving, kindhearted.

Leo: Generous, love attention, optimistic, fiery.

Virgo: Helpful, gentle, caring, detached, very trustworthy.

Libra: Wants equal responsibility, flirty, likes to argue, affectionate.

Scorpio: Private, independent, takes time to trust, committed.

Sagittarius: Direct, open to anything, needs space, encouraging.

Capricorn: Goofy, traditional, responsible, a bit dominant.

Aquarius: Eccentric, loves surprises, needs commitment, creative.

Pisces: Shy, a bit mysterious, loving, emotional, intuitive.

[thenatalchart]

someone: libras arent that cool

libras: 

[astrolopology]

Flora for the Zodiac

The signs as various myths and legends surrounding the origin/creation of certain flowers (not the flowers directly associated with each zodiac sign).

ARIES // Amaryllis (Greek) – A love struck maiden longed for the handsome Alteo, but he was cold to her. In a desperate gesture, she pierced her heart with a golden arrow and walked to visit him every day. On the thirteenth day, beautiful scarlet flowers bloomed along the path from every drop of her blood. Alteo fell in love with her, and her heart was healed.

TAURUS // Rose (Greek) – Chloris, the goddess of flowers, found one of her beautiful nymphs dead in the woods. She cried, and turned body into a flower. She asked her husband Zephyr, the wind, to blow the clouds away so Apollo could shower her in sunlight. Dionysus added nectar for fragrance, and Aphrodite added pure beauty, then named it for her son, Eros, and hailed her the “Queen of Flowers”.

GEMINI // Foxglove (Celtic) – Foxgloves from “Folks Glove”, as in fairy folk. Fairies would hide in the bell blossoms and wear them as petticoats, caps and gloves. If you pluck the foxglove, it angered them and they may play tricks in revenge! Fairies would give the flowers to foxes so they wouldn’t get caught raiding chicken coupes. With the magic gloves on, they could steal eggs without making a sound.

CANCER // Pārijāta (Hindu) – Pārijāta was a princess who fell in love with the sun god, Surya. However, he left her for another. When he deserted her, the princess became hopeless and committed suicide. From her ashes grew a tree. Unable to stand the sight of the lover who broke her heart, the flowers only bloom at night under the eyes of the moon, and she sheds them like tear-drops before the sun rises.

LEO // Sunflower (Greek) – The nymph Clythia was in love with the God of the Sun, Apollo, but he shunned her and courted a princess. Jealous Clythia told the king who, furious at the princess, buried her alive. Saddened, Apollo went back to heavens without a word. She lay on the ground distraught for nine days, watching him, hoping for a single glance. Clythia wasted away and became a flower, whose petals still follow his chariot across the sky each day, waiting for forgiveness.

VIRGO // Aster (Greek) – When the god Jupiter decided to flood the earth to destroy the men constantly at war, the goddess Astraea was so upset she asked to be turned into a star. Her wish was granted, but when the flood waters receded she wept for the loss of lives. As her tears turned to stardust and fell to earth, the beautiful aster flower sprung wherever they landed.

LIBRA // Anemone (Greek) – Chloris, the goddess of flowers, was married to Zephyr, the god of the west wind. Zephyr fell in love with a beautiful nymph that served Chloris named Anemone. Jealous and angry, the goddess banished her to keep them apart, and Anemone died of a broken heart. Zephyr resurrected her as a flower. She withers every winter but returns every spring to greet Zephyr with open petals.

SCORPIO // Peony (Japanese) – Queen Wu was disheartened to see only winter jasmine in her garden. She wrote a poem to the goddess of flowers asking her to make everything bloom that night instead of waiting for spring. The next morning, all flowers flourished except the peony, which refused to bloom out of season. She was offended and banished it. Once gone, it bloomed beautifully. Furious, she ordered it to be burned – however the next year, the burnt peony grew back. With black petals.

SAGITTARIUS // Pa'u-o-Hi'iaka (Hawaiian) – When Hi'iaka, the goddess of island nature, was a baby her older sister, the Volcano goddess Pele, left her on the beach while she went fishing. Due to a storm, Pele was gone for a very long time. When she returned, she found flowering vines had grown over the baby to shield her from the sun. Hi'iaka now wears them as a skirt to protect her on adventures and in the forests.

CAPRICORN // Aconite (Greek) – As one of his twelve labors, the hero Hercules was sent to fetch the three-headed dog Cerberus from the underworld. With the help of Persephone, he was successful. The spittle of the beast dripped upon the rocky earth, and from it sprang the first aconite plant. The purple wolfsbane flowers are elegant, but it’s leaves and roots are deathly poisonous.

AQUARIUS // Iris (Greek) – The goddess Iris would bring messages to the gods across the sky, appearing to mortals as a rainbow. She acted as the link between the heavens and earth, where she left irises of many colors, the three upright petals symbolizing hope, valor, and wisdom. If purple Irises were planted over the graves of women, it would summon the Goddess, who would guide the dead in their journey.

PISCES // Water Lily (Brazilian) – When the moon goddess, Jaci, hid behind the mountains, she’d take beautiful girls with her and turn them into stars. Naiá, a girl who loved the goddess, dreamt of becoming a star, so she roamed the mountains every night. While resting by the lake, she saw the moon’s reflection, dove into the water and drowned. To reward Naiá for her sacrifice, Jaci turned her into a star different from all the others – the star of the waters.