Jpeg 💼

he/him, me personal blog :P 💕 HYPERSHARER SELFSHIPPER!!! :D

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Welcome to my blog! ^w^ 🇮🇪

Call me Stanley, Jpeg, Egg or whatev :)

Furry 4 life

If you're looking for my art you're at the wrong place!! This is my secret-ish personal yap blog ^_^

@eggsrblue - main acc :P

RARE RP POSTS: #fox postssuh

𓈒𓂃 𓈒𓏸𓂃𓂃𓈒𓏸 𓈒𓏸𓂃 𓈒𓏸𓂃𓈒𓂃𓈒𓏸 𓈒𓏸𓂃 𓈒𓏸𓂃 𓈒𓏸𓂃𓂃𓈒𓏸𓈒

I'm well aware that I'm a weirdo lol, I can't change the way I am :3

Kins: Scout (TF2), Postal Dude (1&2), Twilight (MLP), Elliot Alderson (Mr Robot), Hank Cliff (GTA RP)

F/Rs (Fictional Relations): Heavy (TF2), Osvaldo Pingafria (GTA RP), Roxy (FNAF Security Breach), Aqua (Coffee Talk), Apollo (Animal Crossing)

Heavy - found family brother, Osvaldo - adoptive father, Roxy - sister, Aqua - found family sister, Apollo - found family brother 🫶 I love my found family :)))

My fictional son: Kenny (FO3: Point Lookout)

F/Fs (Fictional Friends): Medic (TF2), Sangres (Payday 2), Merasmus (TF2)

Send Me- twiluna (twilight x luna), raritwi (rarity x twilight) & hopscotch (honestly I can stomach anything regarding Demoman EXCEPT... FOR DEMO X HEAVY 😭💔🥀🥀) content/posts!!

This is my personal blog! I lovvv ranting and my posts may be occasionally venty :3

Tags:

#egg's rants / #egg's vents (will add more later)

#egg's scs

#egg's art (for doodles and stuff I don't feel like sharing on main)

#reblogs!

#egg's edits

#egg's pics

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hai hello any system moots?? ^_^ I've been feeling kinda lonely since I only have singlet friends lol

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how it feels knowing my alter successfully kept a secret from me

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yeah I've really struggled with remembering things and I've always had a bad memory for some reason :)

oh and sometimes I talk to other voices in my head which surely isn't related!

^ how did no one know

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I don't think anyone talks about how silly it feels crushing on another alter as a host 😭

Yeah I'm crushing on a voice in my head ❤️ he's not here rn but I'm not gonna call him over because I don't wanna be too clingy 💀

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It's also the fact that. he's an alter of a f/o I have too 💔 I am trying so hard to keep the two separate but like. c'mon LMAO

I keep talking and thinking about him too omgggg someone shut me uppppp 😭😭

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I don't think anyone talks about how silly it feels crushing on another alter as a host 😭

Yeah I'm crushing on a voice in my head ❤️ he's not here rn but I'm not gonna call him over because I don't wanna be too clingy 💀

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funny part about watching mr robot is getting to a scene that reminds you of your life but you can't recall the memory or why that scene reminds you of it at all

it's almost like the whole show is about that same exact feeling

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I think being an Elliot kin gotta be the worst experience 💔

Mr Robot spoilers:

Just watched the vr mr robot experience and fuck man. :( I miss Shayla so bad 💔 I feel a void in my heart now...

the funny thing is that I'm gay, but the romantic encounters Elliot has seem to be an exception

I mean, sure, I don't love them as much as I'd love another man, but I still miss them lots. They were my lovers at some point and I fucked them over 🥀 I miss them alot 💔

In fact, I basically miss all of the characters in Mr Robot... there's not really any bad blood I have between them. Dom's a FBI cop I haven't interacted with much, but I still hope she's doing good. She seems nice.

I miss 'em all, except for Tyrell. Which is quite ironic. I don't need to delve into why :P

I miss Darlene too. 🥀 She doesn't die in the source like... all of the other characters I miss 😭 but there's not really any way to interact with her, since, she's fictional and all :[

I made a sourcecall or whatever ask to a blog and hopefully I'll be able to find some mr robot kins from there...... I need to be reunited with my people :[

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removing this banner from most of my blogs for now but I still really love it so I'm keeping it here hehehe

gif is by my awesome sauce best friend 🔥🔥 @skunkboydreams

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Breaking up with my 💚f/o and man 🥀🥀 it sucks because I've been selfshipping with him ever since 2024 (it is now 2026) 😭 and now I gotta get my s/i to break up with him since he canonically is a cop and has a gf now 🥀

He's been a main f/o for awhile too 💀 my irls and all of my online friends know of him.... #AWKWARDDDD LOL

I still have feelings for him I won't lie, I just can't keep up with his lore and whatnot anymore 😭

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the signs were there /silly

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Breaking up with my 💚f/o and man 🥀🥀 it sucks because I've been selfshipping with him ever since 2024 (it is now 2026) 😭 and now I gotta get my s/i to break up with him since he canonically is a cop and has a gf now 🥀

He's been a main f/o for awhile too 💀 my irls and all of my online friends know of him.... #AWKWARDDDD LOL

I still have feelings for him I won't lie, I just can't keep up with his lore and whatnot anymore 😭

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Idk what it is but the smallest of things will set me off into an elliot kin shift....

Sometimes me just looking at my hands for one second will do it, then sometimes it's the way I move my hands, my face and the way I look around-

literally it happens for the smallest nonsensical things and it keeps happening so often 😭 LMAO

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I will design a plushie and pay someone to make it at some point.... trust.....

I just need to find a plushie maker that actually makes it accurate to my design + is ok with wrinkles & stubble & old man stuff 💀 WHICH IS SO UNBELIEVABLY RARE

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Call this a hot take or whatever, but I genuinely think alot more cheaters would be happier if being aromantic, in a polyamorous relationship or in an open relationship was more normalized 🤷‍♂️

Or even if clear and direct communication was more normalized (because for some reason that's still not normalized)

Some of them would still prob the chase of "doing something wrong" and still choose to cheat but I still stand by what I said

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Listening to No Tiene la Culpa again and why does a Latino guy who primarily makes songs about fucking and cheating on women , being pro-life & etc accept me for being gay more than my own parents 😭😭😭

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thought I had DID, ended up dwelling on it alot, and coming to the conclusion that I don't, started watching mr robot and going through some stressful shit in my life that's making me rethink it. DAMMIT

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found a blue and green room... (colours of some of my selfships)

there's so much I could say