DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS
I love how people are acting as if Schlatt has quit everything and he's never coming back to the internet!!! He's never coming back!!!
Did we listen to/watch the same things? Did we understand?
The fact he's taking a break and caring for himself is a good thing. He's not 'dead'. He isn't disappearing. He's quitting his main channel (which, to be honest, I don't think I ever considered his main), and that's good for him. He's still doing other shit: music, voice acting, making content. We know that, right? We gotta know that.
the snow fell steadily outside the place you called home. it covered the lawn in a blanket of white, the trees left with snowflakes gracing their leaves. the heating did the house justice, keeping you, your boyfriend, and his cats comfortable.
jambo meowed from his place on schlattās chest, desperate for you to come lay down. heād been purring all night, and redacted hadnāt done too much. it seemed as though they knew it was snowing, and knew they were able to be lazy and calm. no shouting schlatt, no stressed you, and they were happy like that.
schlatt hummed as you laid down next to him, in the space between the couch backrest and his chest. redacted shifted to lay on your stomach, entranced by your soft strokes through his fur.
the living room was cast in a warm glow, and the curtains were pulled down halfway to reveal the snow piling outside. the record player played a soft album of yours, the notes and melodies flooding the small, domestic space.
thereās nowhere youād rather be. curled up with your boyfriend and his cats, everyone sleepy and docile. a hand threads through your hair, twirling the strands and busying itself. schlatt catches your soft smile, and lets himself admire you once your eyes slip closed.
by the time schlattās eyes grew heavy, the cats had long been asleep, and your breaths were starting to even out. he debated carrying you to the bedroom, as well as the cats, but decided he couldnāt disturb you or the kitties.
so he fell asleep, smothered in his favourite beings, and didnāt wake up once. the cats only woke to move around and swap places, but other than that, the living room stayed still, trapped in a warm standstill.
you woke up to jambo kneading your collarbone, and redacted cleaning himself on your boyfriendās thighs. despite the slight ache in your back, you curled further into schlattās side and waited patiently for him to wake up.
Okay, this is a bit of a 'hear me out' buuuut... Joel Miller x reader who is absolutely down bad for his soft belly. Licking it, kissing it, rubbing it, everything. And Joel is just so extremely confused (and slightly self conscious) on why you like his dad bod so fucking muchāto the point where it's your biggest fixation during sex.
Sorry, I'm a freak and shit like this has been on my mind since I watched season 1 of TLOU š«”š
PLEASE NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR FREAK SHIT!!! I LOVE IT šš
needy Reader who canāt get enough of Joel (or his belly) and ends up DESPERATE to fuck one night and our old man canāt get his **** up so he lets her ride his stomach instead???
bracing her hands on his big, broad, hairy, salt-and-pepper speckled chest while she humps him like thereās no tomorrow?? and uhhhhh,,, smears her wetness all over his happy trail until his abdomen is SOAKED and Joel can literally hear how much sheās enjoying it by the sounds of the friction and heās just smiling (still flaccid, btw), like, āfilthy little thing gettinā off on your old manās stomach, huh? you like fuckinā yourself on it, honey?ā and the whole time youāre just moaning, sinking your fingers into muscle and bouncing on him going āi love fucking your tummy so much, daddy, iām gonnaāā OR SOMETHING HAHAHA
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