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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME. SEE YOU ON THE TRAILS SUCKAS

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I want #SuperUglySelfieSunday to be a thing people. Make it happen #TeamLightishSkin #TeamDarkishSkin #MoreHashtagsThan @kalebmoose #MaybeNot #PrettyMuchImpossibleActually #ThatsActuallyFactuallyTrue #INeedAdultSupervision

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#ThrowbackThursday, Not a lot has changed

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Happy Hospital Holidays! Partying with @teresalangley

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Basically me Snapchatting

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Why hello my fellow Slothsbeardians

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SIR SLOTHSBEARD STRIKES AGAIN

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This is what I got for Christmas. It's technically an infinity scarf, but I have named him Sir Slothsbeard. Say hello fine sirs

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Grandma, what the heck are you watching? Why is there a Snuffaluffagus on the screen?

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Looking fur love in all the wrong places

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Just in case you doubted how bad hospital food really is, a patient wrote this note for the cafeteria this morning #hospitalprobs

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This is what happens when you put a tall person in a car that belongs to a short person

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A lot of times my grandma just has really weird stuff lying around the house, but this Chinese/English Bible is pretty sweet

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There's something about our little rosebush that makes the most beautiful of roses, but it has one bloom all year round. We always called it the Bethany Rose because it always bloomed when she came home #NoFilter #BethanyRose

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I'VE FINALLY DONE IT. I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER

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I love lamp.

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Calvin is my spirit animal