Color my life with the chaos of trouble.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. -- Katharine Hepburn “I’m a firm believer that sometimes. It’s right to do the wrong thing.” -- Dawson's Creek

[cthulhucore]

[jstan]

I would like to eat that again, please. #ovaltine #spicemarket #25 (at Spice Market)

[nylonmag]

Funny Ladies Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to Host The Golden Globes… Again!

[jstan]

Life complete.

[girlshbo]

When GIRLS See Their Ex

                                 via helloxstranger

[myfriendsaremarried]

When my married friend tells me that I need to go on more dates

[jstan]

How about my married friends being my parents?

[myfriendsaremarried]

When I tell my friends I'm not interested in dating

and they’re like…

[jstan]

THANK YOU THANK YOU 

[summerroberts]

[fuckiminmy20s]

[jstan]

Guilty

[fuckiminmy20s]

[jstan]

I wish this weren't funny

[fuckiminmy20s]

[myfriendsaremarried]

When I find out Honey Boo Boo's mom got married and I'm still single

[jstan]

Yup yup yup.

[myfriendsaremarried]

When I tell my friend how excited I am to be in five weddings next summer

and then I’m like..

[jstan]

HAHAH MY LIFE

[myfriendsaremarried]

When my friend posts a facebook status about marrying her best friend

[romanceandshit]

[jstan]

For rehearsal

[jinnkuthekryptonianjedi-deactiv]

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

[dynobrien-deactivated20170108]

-“alright, i gotta go” -“can i come?” -“no.” -“can you get me some del taco?” -“no.” -“do you think the obamas really love each other?” -“yeah. yeah i really do.”

(via niallarjames)

Will someone get me some Del Taco? I could really use that right about now...

[girlshbo]

GIRLS WEAR LEGGINGS AS PANTS

via staketotheheart