Favorite Worst Nightmare

[discountbadjokes]

[vroengard-deactivated20220818]

describe the perfect bottom

Tom Daley

[tastefullyoffensive]

Double the retrieving power. (via negativepitch)

[spicy-lemon]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

[cinemamind]

[cute-animals-only]

[konbini]

“Free parking, I win..” 🐶 http://ift.tt/1JuTWDU

[sararye]

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

[jsuiscarlos]

We all got them. We all were there together.

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

A man holding his new born son. 

[bloodyromeo]

hi i’m banksy, and you’re watching dismachannel

[fffcuk-deactivated20120605]

[fuckyeahmexico]

[theliterarysnob]

Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.

J.K. Rowling in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (via mercurieux)

[thursday]

[221bcaptaindoritostreet-deactiv]

Things to say during and after sex

•LANGUAGE •That was dramatic •You know what I fear? Cuttlefish •IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? •You didn’t see that coming •Whatever man, it’s a trick •If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard? •Yay! •Nothing lasts forever •He’s fast, and weird. (I modificated this one so sorry)