bro im just vibing

jess • 30 • white • non-binary • bi • i like video games • i'm a witch • talk to me about cats and emo shit

[gunsandfireandshit]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

Fun fact

After my response, O.P. said “YOU RUINED MY POST” and that’s the one reblog I wish I could find

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[cellabrations]

it's his first day alive <3

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[hecateisalesbian]

GUYS HOLY SHIT

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[thewritingumbrellas]

Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.

[writerlyn]

This is legit good writing advice, especially the first bullet point! In playwriting class we did a bit where every bit of dialogue had to be an accusatory question and it was glorious.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: How to fold a paper bat plane with flappable wings (cr到车请故意，唛大叔)

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[qalacta]

[newyorkthegoldenage]

A couple eats a hot dog from both ends, Coney Island, July 18, 1943.

Photo: Bettmann/Getty via Buzzfeed

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: The carp leaping over the dragon gate 鲤鱼跃龙门 is a classic Chinese folk symbol. It stands for people overcoming hardships to achieve success. We often use it to wish others a bright future and smooth progress. If you spot a carp leaping over the Dragon Gate, good luck will come your way.

[cristalplanetheart]

[bigbigtruck]

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

[citizen-naught]

Atheris hispida also known as the Hairy Bush Viper, or Rough-scaled Tree Viper. If you don’t think these guys are cute, you’re wrong

[thepredatorblog-deactivated2016]

it’s clearly a dragon

[jumpingjacktrash]

are you evolving feathers, cutie? is that what you’re working on there?