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crack au idea that I got attached to...

Basically while deciding Belos's "punishment" he drags Caleb into it with him, and now the two are stuck like this until they can find a way out of it, the only problem is they have to get along and work together. Philip's punishment is to be a the one thing he despised, a witch. While also having his curse, he is also now a child, because Evelyns smug like that. Caleb is bird now lol dont know, thought it be pretty funny. They have limited amount of time to find a way to somehow undo it before theres no going back. Or somethin like that idk

This started out as a silly idea that eventually grew more and more over time. Ive grown rather attached to it and im even thinking about making some comics but i wanna explore some more ideas first...

I have no idea what to call this au so some ideas would be greatly appreciated :)

smashing-yng-man

voidfishing

sir I have feelings for you

p0chim

arlo’s dad is actually pretty rad

miubow

Spoiler warning for Iheartarlo but these who were so precious and Ansel having mother bird instincts is everything

batcatweddingofficiant

Batman (2016) #37

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Orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs, ORCS!!!!

I like orcs.

llamagoddessofficial

[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!!

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

driiaz

Not quite an ‘Orc’ per-se, but eh, close enough. See here giant spiky Deathworlder simping for tiny shouty Deathworlder.

ampervadasz

Unmute !

magical-awesome-kid

For those who can’t see/hear:

The video opens a door to an outside industrial plant-like area. Snow is on the ground and there is otherwise some miscellaneous noise of factory work going on.

Then the person behind the camera lets off an “OooOOO AH AH” ie the typical monkey sound.

Suddenly the air is filled with the cries of the humans imitating this monkey sound. No one is seen this entire time. You just hear the cries of people imitating monkeys.