NO FUTURE.

Jude Anderson • 17 • Senior

[judexanderson]

Text ✉ Jarry

Harrison: Wow, cold. Well, I can't just do that to Cassie. which might be hard for you to understand, and I understand that.

Harrison: I don't know... are you sure?

Jude: Not cold, just being real. Besides, if she dumped you, then it's not really doing anything to her. She screwed you over first.

Jude: Anyways, the time to talk about your crazy ex girlfriend is not now. We have bigger plans, more fun plans.. And yea of course I'm sure. Stop worryin about bullshit and meet me at the store.

[judexanderson]

Text ✉ Jarry

Harrison: But they're not her... Would you just be able to turn around and replace Ellie if she up and left you?

Harrison: Jude, are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, with your track record and all...

Jude: Well fuck, I certainly hope they aren't her...

Jude: Sure, why not? There's plenty of annoying blondes on the squad.

Jude: Of course it's a good idea, because we won't get caught. Just stay chill, follow my lead and it should be all good.

[judexanderson]

Text ✉ Jarry

Harrison: Is water wet?

Harrison: Liquor store? Dude, they're not gonna sell you shit. You're a high school student.

Jude: Hahaha, oh fuck, you're really upset about this. Just get over it, Lynn. There's plenty of cheery and horny ho's in the sea.

Jude: Who said anything about them selling me shit? I doubt I did, because I don't intent to pay.

[judexanderson]

Text ✉ Jarry

Harrison: Right.

Harrison: I won't argue that logic. What do you got and where and I meeting you?

Jude: Touchy subject?

Jude: I don't have anything... yet. So, meet me at the liquor store?

[judexanderson]

Text ✉ Jarry

Harrison: I'm not dull. And I don't know if I am anymore so, whatever.

Harrison: Yea sure. Whatever you feel like doing, I'm down.

Jude: It was a joke, dude.

Jude: Aww you two broke up? What a shocker. I guess love is officially dead.

Jude: You know what's the best cure for a break up? Booze. Preferably lots of it.

[judexanderson]

Text ✉ Jarry

Harrison: Nothing I guess. Why?

Jude: I see. Still as dull as ever, even while you're dating a cheery ho.

Jude: Anyways we should hang out, Lynn.

[judexanderson]

Text ✉ Jarry

Jude: Yo, shithead. What are you up to tonight?

[judexanderson]

livpuckerman:

I wasn’t freaking out. Besides I’m sure you would freak out if I sang ‘Hey Jude’ every single time I saw you. So what poor person broke your heart to make you think all of that? With all these opinions, you should consider becoming a news anchor yourself. Ugh, please don’t remind me. Hopefully Bryson’s a one pump chump and that’ll never happen. You don’t have to worry about that ever happening. I figured you’d be hanging around there anyway.

Then what was with this stupid lesson of saying your name? It made you sound awfully similar to those cheer bimbos, just saying. No poor person at all. A couple of assholes, maybe. Then again, can’t really break something I never had to begin with. Haha, yea, sure. Me working for the man... No fucking way, Fuckerman. Alright then, delude yourself into thinking that, if it makes you sleep better at night. But that’s how I ended up with a little shithead of a fake brother I never asked for, living in my house, and my dad didn’t even get married. Oh, I wasn’t worried, but yea, let me know if you feel like smoking a bowl or whatever else you’re into.

[judexanderson]

livpuckerman:

It’s Olivia, or Liv if we’re good friends or family. Have you been watching the news a lot lately or are you speaking from experience? They’re pretty outnumbered, so I’m not too worried about them. On top of my sister, right? That’s where I’m supposed to find you?

Alright, Fuckerman, no need to freak out about a four letter word. I always speak from experience. Fuck the news, they only show us their version of the truth, not what’s actually going on in the world. Besides, I don’t have to do extensive research to know that this world is rotten to the core. Yea, that’s what you think. Just wait until they start reproducing, that’s when hell breaks loose. And trust me, they will. Haha, damn, aren’t you a witty one? Yea, you can find me there if you’re feeling particularly kinky. But if not, then look for me under the bleachers. 

[judexanderson]

livpuckerman:

The school year has barely started and you people are already making me fucking sick. Between my mom marrying the world’s shortest fuckboy and all this talk about the Sadie Hawkins dance, I’m surprised I haven’t puked from all the “love” in the air. 

Get used to it, babe. This world is a rotten, disgusting place, filled with conformists that are stuck in the fantasy called love. Though I can only imagine how badly it must suck to become an actual part of the Evans clan. So, if you need a break from the bullshit, then you know where to find me. 

[judexanderson]

Text 📱 Elude

Ellie: Find some patience. I'll get it done. I promise you xx

Ellie: I don't think he's a coward. I think he's got a beautiful mind, honestly... but what would you do to spice him up a little bit?

Jude: I'll try, but don't keep me waiting too long.

Jude: Maybe there's a darker side to that beautiful mind of his.

[judexanderson]

Text 📱 Elude

Ellie: Nope, timing needs to be perfect. I need to learn what makes these people tick first. What to say to even start a revolution, what kind of revolution even needs starting, you know?

Ellie: Oooh, okay then. Can't wait~

Ellie: The kind that I'd write about an edgy protagonist. Who has a world of his own down there. Where he can go and be away from the crazy people around him... I don't know, I think I have the plot to my first best seller.

Jude: This one definitely needs starting. Urgently, if you ask me.

Jude: Same, babe.

Jude: And is that all he does? Hide from the crazy? He seems like a bit of a coward to me.

[judexanderson]

Text 📱 Elude

Ellie: Yes. One day. I will. I'll cause such a revolution you're have nothing to do but to change your mind.

Ellie: Something else? You've peaked my interest. What does that mean?

Ellie: Oh. That's pretty cool actually... I could use it in a story one day.

Jude: Why wait? You could proof it to me right now.

Jude: I'll tell you what it means later. Or maybe I'll show you.

Jude: What kind of story would that be?

[judexanderson]

Text 📱 Elude

Ellie: Well yea, I love literature. It's like art that paints a picture in your mind than forcing you to see the one another person painted in theirs.... why's that a naive way of thinking? You think I can't start some kind of revolution here by yelling the right words in the corridors or the crowded lunch room?

Ellie: Oh... are we not friends then?

Ellie: Um, yea sure. Why under the bleachers though?

Jude: Yes. That's exactly what I think. Did you plan to proof me wrong?

Jude: I was hoping we'd be something else, actually.

Jude: It's where I like to hang out. More private, less annoying people to deal with and all that.

[judexanderson]

Text 📱 Elude

Ellie: Not too scary. I just don't want to deal with the headache.

Ellie: Who said I care about what people say? The only words I care about are the ones I put down on paper, and others have put down on paper... A revolution can just as easily be started words as it can with actions.

Ellie: Um, yes. You're the first friend I made here. I doubt it would bring me much trouble. Come on, just say yes! You know you want toooo :P

Jude: Uhuh. Right.

Jude: So, you care about everything you read? And just as easily? That's a pretty naive way to think, Blondie.

Jude: Friend? You think that's what we are?

Jude: Maybe. We can talk about it later. Meet me under the bleachers after school?

[judexanderson]

Text 📱 Elude

Ellie: Thank you, I do try. And I can't just do that. If I do that then I make enemies here. And in only a day I've learned that this school is the worst place to have enemies in,

Ellie: Yes... I think you have a way with words, Jude.... And no they probably wouldn't. Not now at least. Not when they're all stuck in their ways... maybe if someone did earlier.

Ellie: Speaking of being stuck with annoying people, want to work with me on the baby assignment?

Jude: Haha, yea, of course you wouldn't. Too scary, right?

Jude: People don't care as much about words as you do, Blondie. It's actions that catch their attention. Extreme actions. A revolution.

Jude: You wanna work with me? You know your friends won't like that, right? What about not wanting to make enemies?

[judexanderson]

Text 📱 Elude

Ellie: Only if you let them. See, I have this theory that if I stick to my own personal ideas as well as I possibly can, I might be able to delay they effects they can have on me. Or even prevent it entirely.

Ellie: .... That was so poetic, and eloquent. You're absolutely right.... it's a shame though, that they feel the need to do that. There's plenty of better ways to live. To act... I guess no one ever told them that.

Jude: That might be the dorkiest rebelling plan I've ever heard, Rigby. Why don't you just tell them to fuck off if you don't like them?

Jude: ...Poetic and eloquent?

Jude: Do you think they'd care if anyone told them that?