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Olivia puckerman

[livpuckerman]

ethanpuckerman:

What? No, I don’t! I don’t trust everybody.. but Bryson is a good guy, you just gotta cut him some slack. He tries, maybe a little too hard even, but yea.. Hide the body?? Don’t do anything crazy, Liv! But if you do that, you’ll be so high you that you’ll probably never come down.. and that doesn’t really have anything to do with support either.

Okay good! You had me worried there for a sec. I know it’s just a dance, but dances are supposed to be important too, right? For us high schoolers, I mean. Why aren’t you going? What else are you doing that night? Can I come too?

Okay, fine you trust a lot of people. It’s not necessarily a bad thing. You just choose to see the good in people. I already told you I’m supporting mom so you don’t have to keep defending him. I haven’t done anything yet. Unless Bryson has done something to give me a reason to hide his body? That sounds like the opposite of a problem. I’m supporting myself to support mom.

I don’t know, are they? People always make a big deal about prom or homecoming. I doubt it’s something that needs to go on my resume once I graduate. Like I said, better things to do. And no, you can’t come. I will help you find a date if it means you not coming along. 

[livpuckerman]

judexanderson:

Alright, Fuckerman, no need to freak out about a four letter word. I always speak from experience. Fuck the news, they only show us their version of the truth, not what’s actually going on in the world. Besides, I don’t have to do extensive research to know that this world is rotten to the core. Yea, that’s what you think. Just wait until they start reproducing, that’s when hell breaks loose. And trust me, they will. Haha, damn, aren’t you a witty one? Yea, you can find me there if you’re feeling particularly kinky. But if not, then look for me under the bleachers. 

I wasn’t freaking out. Besides I’m sure you would freak out if I sang ‘Hey Jude’ every single time I saw you. So what poor person broke your heart to make you think all of that? With all these opinions, you should consider becoming a news anchor yourself. Ugh, please don’t remind me. Hopefully Bryson’s a one pump chump and that’ll never happen. You don’t have to worry about that ever happening. I figured you’d be hanging around there anyway.

[livpuckerman]

ethanpuckerman:

Yea I know but.. Bryson is not like that… I trust him, mom trusts him.. and I know that doesn’t say a lot but I just know he’s not, okay? But if he is then you gotta tell me! Why can’t you just be happy for mom? She deserves happiness in her life after everything that has happened… It wouldn’t kill you to support her in this, you know. 

Oh no, I knew it! I’m totally screwed, aren’t I? I thought the new kid image would have worn off by now but I guess it didn’t… Going stag? Isn’t that something loser kids do? Am I officially part of the loser kids now? Great… So, who are you going with then, Liv? …Is he decent? 

I would hope she trusts him if she’s marrying him. Of course you trust him, you trust everybody. Of course. I’ll tell you right after I hide the body. But fine, I’ll try to be happy for her. But anytime Bryson does something embarrassing or annoying, I’m smoking a bowl. For support and stuff.

No, you’re not a loser. I was mostly kidding, Ethan. It’s just a dance. There’ll be tons of other dances where you can ask some girl out. Going stag wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. I’m not going at all. I have a busy night filled with better things to do.

[livpuckerman]

judexanderson:

Get used to it, babe. This world is a rotten, disgusting place, filled with conformists that are stuck in the fantasy called love. Though I can only imagine how badly it must suck to become an actual part of the Evans clan. So, if you need a break from the bullshit, then you know where to find me. 

It’s Olivia, or Liv if we’re good friends or family. Have you been watching the news a lot lately or are you speaking from experience? They’re pretty outnumbered, so I’m not too worried about them. On top of my sister, right? That’s where I’m supposed to find you?

[livpuckerman]

ethanpuckerman:

I kinda think that, you know, maybe you just need to give Bryse a chance, Liv. He really isn’t that bad.. I mean yea, he’s a little embarrassing sometimes, but that’s a dad thing, right? I know he loves mom a lot, and mom loves him so… we should be supportive of it. Oh drats! This dance! I still haven’t been asked by anyone! Should I start to panic or do you think that some girl might still ask me???

I gave him a chance already and he ruins every possible second chance anytime a crappy dad joke comes out of his mouth. Mom has the tendency to have bad taste in case you haven’t noticed. The only way I’m being supportive is by standing next to the altar holding flowers while looking halfway decent. Nothing more, nothing less. No, you should totally panic. Everyone I know are paired up and picking out dresses and corsages. There’s still time though. Worst case scenario is you go stag and have to dance with some wallflower with a back brace.

[livpuckerman]

The school year has barely started and you people are already making me fucking sick. Between my mom marrying the world’s shortest fuckboy and all this talk about the Sadie Hawkins dance, I’m surprised I haven’t puked from all the “love” in the air.