Zude Defence Squad

basketballers and EVPs

[donestiel]

when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i’m feeling sad… Happy birthday to my love, my light, my wife, Sarah

[donestiel]

Light it up, on the run, let’s make love, tonight. Make it up, fall in love, try…

[wntrsldrs]

@ the deadpool writing team: give in to josh brolin’s desire to make sweet love to ryan reynolds and have cable and deadpool fuck on screen in the upcoming x-force movie

[wntrsldrs]

I don’t know what’s worse: Avengers 4 ending with Bucky watching as he loses Steve, or Avengers 4 ending with Bucky not getting to see Steve one last time before he dies…

[wntrsldrs]

i’m just saying, i’d really rather not suffer Steve Rogers’ ‘I-lost-the-love-of-my-life-Bucky-Barnes’ depression-expression through the majority of avengers 4 only to have to suffer the Bucky Barnes equivalent when Steve inevitably sacrifices his life for his husband thanks russos

[wntrsldrs]

I’ve always low-key shipped cablepool but I never thought it would end up ruining my life like this until I was sitting in the cinema watching Deadpool 2 and feeling it slowly sink it’s claws into the murky depths of my soul what the fuck??

[wntrsldrs]

who the fuck let me watch infinity war anyway??? like? i may be legally an adult but was i in any way mature enough to cope with the loss of bucky barnes?? no???? and neither was steve rogers???

[wntrsldrs]

it’s been 2 years since steve rogers deadass dropped that shield and picked bucky barnes over the rest of the world and I still couldn’t be happier about his decision.

[wntrsldrs]

in case anyone thought I was kidding about josh brolin’s crush on ryan reynolds, he posted this on his instagram story today

sleep with one eye open, steve martin

[wntrsldrs]

i’ve been watching a lot of the Deadpool 2 press and honestly it just seems like josh brolin really wants to fuck ryan reynolds?

[wntrsldrs]

until avengers 4 comes out i’m going to spend every second trying my best not to think about the very real possibility that, yet again, bucky barnes might not get to say goodbye to the love of his life, steve rogers.

[wntrsldrs]

here’s an idea: how about we just…don’t kill steve rogers and/or bucky barnes?

[wntrsldrs]

i’ve been shifting between the first 4 stages of grief ever since “Steve?”

[wntrsldrs]

@ marvel if yOU FUCKS DON’T BRING BUCKY BACK AND LET HIM AND STEVE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER I SWEAR TO THANOS’ WRINKLY CHIN I WILL BURN DOWN MARVEL HQ

[wntrsldrs]

ok listen…I know we both made mistakes; you killed bucky, I threatened to burn down marvel studios…but if you bring him back I swear I’ll continue to spend every dollar I have on watching your stupid movies

[wntrsldrs]

after having to watch bucky barnes die right in front of steve rogers for a second time I honestly don’t even know who I am anymore but if anyone puts me near a plane filled with bombs i’m flying it into the ice and going into a coma for 70 years thanks bye

[wntrsldrs]

all steve rogers has ever done is love bucky barnes with his whole heart marvel let him live

[wntrsldrs]

just let bucky barnes be sweet and gay and in love with steve rogers this 20gayteen