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serena--jones:

Fuck yes.

"When can you come over? I wonder if it's on Netflix..."

#serena #c:serena4

serena--jones:

It just sounds disturbing, if anything. I bet there a shit-ton of terrible bee puns in it too.

"Dude...do you want to watch it?"

#serena #c:serena4

serena--jones:

What the fuck? And here I thought Beauty and the Beast was the top runner for promoting bestiality to kids, but apparently not.

He laughs. "Yeah, and the internet loves to shit on it because it is so weird. And that's why I can't believe my friends are mad that I haven't seen it."

#serena #c:serena4

cheshire-leigh:

"I’ve never actually had taco bell."

"What! Come on. Let's go right now."

#chestire #c:cheshire1

serena--jones:

Pfft, I’ll be damned if I know. I have no idea what ‘Bee Movie’ is.

"Wow, really? It's that awful CGI kids movie about a bee and I think some human woman falls in love with him. And it's just really weird."

#serena #c:serena4

"My friends are mad at me because I haven't seen Bee Movie. What universe did I wake up in?"

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Jocelyn: Jude have I told you how much I love you

Jocelyn: Cause you're the best

Jude: Wow thank you. You're making me blush ;)

#((fjdsklfjsdakl i never saw this in my activity page))#jocelyn #c:jocelyn4 #text

eoghanoconnor:

Ohmmmmm, damn that’s good. Alright, its your turn.

He gestures at the flask. "Oh, are you sharing?"

#eoghan #c:eoghan1 #s

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cheshire-leigh:

"Well, I hope you have fun with it."

"Thanks, I will. Taco Bell is edible fun."

#cheshire #c:cheshire1

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Jocelyn: Okay so I have a family barbecue today

Jocelyn: How much would it take for me to get you to come with me

Jude: Free food I'm in

#jocelyn #c:jocelyn4 #s #text

cheshire-leigh:

At least your honest about it. No, pretty sure that wasn’t mine.

"Good, because I already planned on what I'm going to buy at Taco Bell with this 10."

#cheshire #c:cheshire1

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You’ve got yourself a deal there, Zimmer.

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nathaniel-leblanc:

"And people like you are one of the main reasons why I choose not to live in a dorm".

"The dorms are great. I miss them. I miss showering next to a bunch of dudes and singing Bohemian Rhapsody."

#nathaniel #c:nathaniel1

jillianjames:

"Sounds good. We’ll be a hit! Maybe I’ll learn to play my own instrument one day. The drums or violin would be cool, but I’m not too sure how good that would sound with the banjo. Maybe the guitar? I don’t know."