The Reject Emporium

\The Reject Emporium/ Is there anything I can say to make you want to stay?

[peachmuff]

Lush Giveaway!

To celebrate my newest 1k, I’ve decided to host a giveaway! It’s just a simple Lush giveaway. There will be three winners, and the rules are as follows.

Must be following fluid–druid

Reblogs only! (likes do not count)

Must be willing to provide email/shipping address (I’ll send a gift card, and if that isn’t possible I will ship the gifts right to you!)

Only 2 reblogs a day, no spamming please!

Prizes! 

First Place: Receives $100 dollars to purchase any merchandise from Lush.

Second Place: Receives $50 dollars to purchase items from Lush.

Third Place: Receives $25 dollars to purchase items from Lush.

This post most reach over 200+ notes to count.

Winners will be announced June 21!! (To celebrate summer!)

Best of Luck to you all! And thank you so much for all of your love and support!

[galacticgrump]

fluid–druid you could reblog this one. Sorry the original post got deleted, but this one was still in my queue, so if you want you can just reblog it and hopefully not lose anything!

[peachmuff]

Okay everyone, looks like we found a loophole! Your entries still count and because I’m so grateful for the patience and support I’ve gotten I will honor BOTH “celebrations”. I may have to have a week in between because I’m not made of money, but you have my word I will do both. So go ahead and keep putting your entries in. Thank you all so much. ❤️

Hello again everybody! I am still so happy to be doing both celebrations. This one will be ending on July 21st!!! So get all your entries in and have a great day! I love you all!! If you have any questions feel free to ask.

[sealedbeastnue]

a special message for a very special someone

[marcholasmoth]

hey

you

dont you dare think

for even a second

that nobody saw you

when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

[thestoutorialist]

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

[magicaldeductions-deactivated20]

[stayposijpeg]

fucking Bill Nye the damn science guy

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

[yoimdownhere-blog]

blank

[lessthanlovers]

[ashbet]

One of my dear friends is a tattoo artist (and his wife is heavily inked), and their child asked “How old will I be when the pictures start to appear?”

[voidbat]

oh jesus that’s adorable.

[piercedshut]

reblog this and i will say hi to one of my 22 dogs for you

[piercedshut]

i am sending everyone who has their submit open a photo of one of my dogs when i tell them hello for you.

[secondlina]

One of my favorite fairy tale figures is Baba Yaga, an old witch who lives in an enchanted forest, rides a mortar instead of a broom, lives in a house with chicken legs and usually has three magical sons. I have an obsession with witches in general, but something about this old Russian spell caster really captures my imagination. 

I think one day i’d like to write about the adventures of her youth. How she became powerful and delightfully evil (although she is good in a couple of tales). So, here you go, young Baba Yaga (who would have a different name, since Baba means old woman. Maybe just Yaga?).

[alltimewhore-deactivated2015022]

HEART

[alltimewhore-deactivated2015022]

[DUN DUN]

[alltimewhore-deactivated2015022]

HEAVY METAL BROKE MY

[jssyca-deactivated20200609]

[1am1pm-deactivated20140514]

Look at her fucking face she looks like she just got away with a fart

[alxesi-deactivated20130103]

isnt that juanita from desperate housewives

[nerdythingsthatdontsuck]

The Marvel Cinematic Universe viewing order.

via NTTDS

[pansexualdaenerystargaryen-deac]

what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

[shinysherlock]

Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.

[willemscream]

That was fucking beautiful

[curtis-ballard]

Your body is made of the same elements that lionesses are built from. Three quarters of you is the same kind of water that beats rocks to rubble, wears stones away. Your DNA translates into the same twenty amino acids that wolf genes code for. When you look in the mirror and feel weak, remember, the air you breathe in fuels forest fires capable of destroying everything they touch. On the days you feel ugly, remember: diamonds are only carbon. You are so much more.

[regular-love]

[raynkirstein]

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[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

[hermionejamesweasley-deactivate]

Now it’s five hundred thirty seven thousand. This isn’t right.

[washingtonexaminer-blog]

$80 Billion

That’s the expected cost to taxpayers over 10 years from Obama’s proposed free tuition plan, the White House admitted Friday.

[geeksofdoom]

That’s about the cost of 8 months of war in Iraq. Seems like a much better investment of my tax dollars to me.

[tashabilities]

I bolded

[seananmcguire]

It’s amazing how 80 billion isn’t worth mentioning when it’s about killing people, but is suddenly a huge, horrifying barrier when it’s about improving lives.

[scienceing]

[perennially-hungry-blog]

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

[avatarofnightmares-deactivated2]

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

[beyondspareoom]

It’s always nice to grow up and find out childhood idols are not only as great as you thought they were, they’re even better.

[ohdarlingraven]

^^^^^