i’m the best slow dancer in the universe

pyry/31/finland

[brucespringsteencomments]

[skorppan]

recent braids for work 🌿

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[random-brushstrokes]

Léo-Paul Robert - Study for Righteousness Exalteth a Nation (1901)

[benafflecks]

Aguirre, the Wrath of God (Werner Herzog, 1972)

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[vyvilha]

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

[liesmyth]

#And she does NOT look good doing it.

AND SHE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD DOING IT!!!

[skorppan]

my villain origin story is that my work place stopped using physical paper forms for anesthesia & instead we now have a digital program that we must use in place for the traditional form, BUT we cannot actually FILL the digital form, bc all the info on the form must be transferred from another program, which requires the patient to fill out another form w/ their health history/info. THE most insane THE most inconvenient way to do things.

[aguard1ente]

Lunch Poems / Frank O’Hara

—St Paul and all that

[alltears]

all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[doggosource]

[skorppan]

i’d say that definitely one of my skills at work is that i’m actually GREAT with really grumpy, pessimistic, bitter old women. i don’t join them in their negativity but i nevertheless have a way of vibing with them. it’s a gift. one of my favorite kind of patients.

[random-brushstrokes]

Maria Dulębianka (Polish, 1861-1919) - Portret, 4

[thunderstruck9]

Criss Canning (Australian, 1947), Gum Blossom, 1995. Oil on canvas, 76.5 x 71 cm.

[goldcrescent]

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy