Wandering around trying to figure out life

Too old to be a child, too young to be an adult. Sarcasm and Cynicism are my specialties. Living in a constant state of "What the fuck?". 

[judgingyoufrommypalmtree]

Charleston, SC crossfitters: buy your tickets by Mon March 20 to go see the latest Fittest on Earth film on the big screen!! One time event and will ONLY happen if enough tickets are reserved so if you're interested at all please reserve your tickets now!! @crossfitgroundworks @crossfitbeauties @crossfit @crossfitunit

[fysw]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You don’t know how secure your house is until you forget your keys.

[stability]

an introvert’s dream (via hand_)

[the-real-seebs]

this is actually sort of brilliant, because it solves both kinds of customers’ problems for both the customers and the staff

[sappy-little-trees]

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

[beardedbikervet-deactivated2022]

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

I am soo happy that I was wrong.

I genuinely believed they would walk.

[lastsonlost]

Think god. Put these motherfuckers under the jall.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Interventions are definitely a sign that people are talking about you behind your back.

[harrisonford42]

“Carrie was one-of-a-kind…brilliant, original. Funny and emotionally fearless,” Ford said. “She lived her life, bravely…My thoughts are with her daughter Billie, her Mother Debbie, her brother Todd, and her many friends. We will all miss her” - Harrison Ford

[abr]

The same people who refuse to say Islam can have anything to do with terrorism are the ones who blame Christianity for whatever bad thing happens.

via communismkills (via abr)

[bandathebillie]

when facepalm is not enough 

[bowlegschester]

[jensensgotyoudean]

Everybody works with Crowley, sooner or later ;)

[the-meggo]

i for one welcome our new droid overlords

[harrisonford42]

they have not been replaced, we are only adding two more to the family 

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s a shame Anne Frank hadn’t seen Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.

[arcaneimages]

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

[we-did-an-internet]

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

[kineticpenguin]

ancient frog memes

[shermansky]

et tu, dat boi?

[annushorribilis]

[fallontonight]

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; December 15, 2015

[kanjiklubs-deactivated20161205]

kylo ren + tumblr text posts [pt.2]