Figured I'd finally make a pinned post:
I am a 32 year old pansexual guy.
This is my main blog where I share SFW content.
Don't hide SWers in your likes my dudes, it's free to make a NSFW side blog. I'm not gonna link mine to make sure it stays 18+.
todays bird

if i look back, i am lost

Janaina Medeiros

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
Claire Keane
Stranger Things
cherry valley forever

Love Begins

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
almost home
Sade Olutola
tumblr dot com
Misplaced Lens Cap
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Figured I'd finally make a pinned post:
I am a 32 year old pansexual guy.
This is my main blog where I share SFW content.
Don't hide SWers in your likes my dudes, it's free to make a NSFW side blog. I'm not gonna link mine to make sure it stays 18+.
(via burattinopizza)
reblog if you think all tits are perfect
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
Audio:
Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
Deep Stripe
I'm close....to the finish... Can we just get a picture of anything
I'm feeling generous, so you'll get a bit more than just a pic 💕
heyy...ever delete your blog in a fit of rage?
yeahh no me either :-)
was/am bongzillababe or satanic-lamb, pretty much the same as my previous blogs but in one location. may not be as nsfw as before <3
reblog if you think all tits are perfect
reblog to boop prev
MULAN (1998) dir. Tony Bancroft, Barry Cook
i can never face my family again
You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
always reblog
I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted.
I never know which version I’m going to get when I see this video.
[Description: a video of an elephant shrew. the documentary narrator says, “Take a closer look at that snout!” The video is then cut and edited so that it looks like it’s singing the end part of Phantom of the Opera. End description.]
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING 2003 | dir. Peter Jackson
[screenshot] it was too perfect
people who pay for their porn and tip sex workers dont go to heaven they go somewhere better. slut heaven.
okay this post picked up and I'm noticing a trend in the notes of people expressing that they would pay sw's if only they had the money and it has me needing to say 2 things
porn and sex work of every kind are luxury services, if you cant afford them you shouldnt be consuming them point blank. you are not entitled to or our labor or sexual access to anyone. if your attitude is "I'll pay sw's when I can but for now I'll consume stolen content so I dont have to pay" fuck you
paid porn is so cheap are you kidding me? as someone selling content online for the last decade I have watched industry prices continue to steadily drop especially postcovid. there are so many gorgeous people selling ridiculously underpriced porn catalogues out there, so when you say things like "I'd pay for my porn if only I could afford it" what I hear is "I like being perceived as supporting sw's but I have never once in my life actually put any thought or effort into doing so" bc if you had you'd find something affordable
none of you saying this are getting into slut heaven
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.
Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.
#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late