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Jess | 25 | she/her | Artist | IG/Twitter/Tiktok: @juicedrewthis | what else do people include in their bios

[juicedrewthis]

What’s up gamers

[valtsv]

i did actually attend a catholic school as a kid because it was the only school within walking distance and my parents worked all week so they couldn't drop me off elsewhere and while i was there one of the other kids stabbed me through the hand with a pencil during a fight so i guess i'm like. 1/5th stigmatic.

[valtsv]

we only need two more people to form stigmata voltron

[arcsystemworksofficial]

New leaked roster for One Piece FighterZ:

-Luffy

-Zoro

-Nami

-Robin

-Chopper

-That skeleton fuck I can’t remember his name. I wanna say Michael

-Michael the Skeleton

-Live action Sanji

-Zoro

-Buggie the Clown

-Gold D Roger

-Trafalgar “Jamiroquai” Law

-Whitebeard

-Blackbeard

-Greybeard

-Beast Tamer Mochi

-Zoro

-I’ve never read one piece do you know how hard this joke is

-I’m trying to reach a wider demographic here and One Piece is really popular

-BROOK

-THE SKELETON IS CALLED BROOK

-Brook the Skeleton

-Goku

[juicedrewthis]

I started reading one piece and I’ve mostly just been drawing memes lol

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[yarnfinch]

psa: if you’re an artist/writer/creator of any kind who posts their work on social media, you will sometimes go a while without posting something new. and you will think, “oh no, I haven’t ceated content for my followers in (x amount of time)! i’m letting them down/will lose followers!”

that’s the devil talking, and you have to punch him and then go about your day

[juicedrewthis-archive]

kobeni really said anxious girl rights and I love that for her 💖

[juicedrewthis]

I wanted to see if I could make my secondary art blog into my primary blog but tumblr doesn’t have the functionality for that so one day I might make this account an art blog again

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[o-kurwa]

[reginaldqueribundus]

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[pooptoucher4000]

nickelodeon animation production workers are unionizing and if this goes through we will be the largest group of production workers to unionize in the animation industry. 

look at this on twitter!!!!!

[oblivious-chaos]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[azuremist]

Hey, do y’all remember how Tencent said they were developing faceID AI to identify people in riots, and then they suddenly created an AI art generator to turn your selfies into anime?

Do y’all remember that time that someone discovered facial recognition cameras couldn't see through Juggalo makeup, then Facebook had a fun “see what you'd look like with Juggalo makeup” thing, and then facial recognition cameras could suddenly see through Juggalo makeup?

Do y’all remember how, on Twitter, Elon started a tirade against artists who ask for credit when their art is reposted, and he suddenly he created one of the first big art AI programs?

Do y’all remember how AI destroyed the field of translation, despite the inferiority of the machine translations, because people didn’t care about the quality of the translations? They just wanted it done for free?

Do y’all know how companies will see a lot of money going into a New Tech Thing (like, say, AI art apps) and will jump to try and implement that New Tech Thing into their tech? For example, how it felt like every big company and celebrity had an NFT to sell?

Just wondering.

[lightdrizzel]

tbf if a weird zombie-like guy running a monster-themed food truck paid me thousands of dollars per hour to dress up and occasionally attack another food truck, I’d probably go along with it without question too

[theautisticfroglord]

if the autism/tbh creature makes the "YIPPEE!!" noise then maybe the adhd/btw creature makes that one "yayyy!!!" sound effect

[idontwikeit]