Light in a Tennis Skirt

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L and Light as Stromae & Pomme from arcane

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The pokemon advanced battle theme is so cunty and sassy, I love it so much.

"You can try your best this might be fun, you'll go down to defeat before it's begun"

"They can never win but they sure can try "

"You may beat some but you can't beat me"

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L is the type to slowly accumulate all the dishes in his room. When Watari asks where they all are he has to walk out with all like 300 of them

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Light is the type to ask questions that have no good answer.

Does this sweater make me look good?

All answers are wrong, if you say yes he's mad bc he looks good no matter what. If you say no you are insulting his fashion sense. If you don't answer, how fucking dare you.

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1000 posts!

Oof

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Light is so the song I'm So Hot by Christy Chlapecka

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Death Note but L and Light have spray bottles. L spritzes Light everytime he thinks Light does something Kira like. Light spritzes L everytime L is being a jackass. It's a never ending battle

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Remembering that time I said it would be cool if L's middle name also started with an L and people said that that would be stupid, when my initials are LLL

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While searching the house they find the arson drawer (they dont set it off) and ask Light abt it and he says it's a drawer for his diary.

They ask for him to show the diary and Light actually produces one. It's filled with poems that are very romantic in nature describing how great this love interest is.

They ask him who it's about and it's of course about himself.

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Light throwing a dinner party and desperately trying to hide the fact that all the serving and dinner plates are radium and lead

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Death Note but Light was so embarrassed of falling for the Lind L Tailor trap that he stops for a couple years

Then when he starts back up it's even more intense because now Light is more mature and L has been stressing over this case for years

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L would have been stalking Light from afar the whole time. And Light would have hidden the death note and relinquished ownership of the death note and plan to get it again years later.

Misa at this point we'll say figured out Light was Kira but hadn't approached. She realizes Light is no longer Kira and stalks him the whole time as well. She'd also probably try to get close to him but of course Light isn't really interested.

Then when Light starts killing again both L and Misa pounce.

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Death Note but Light was so embarrassed of falling for the Lind L Tailor trap that he stops for a couple years

Then when he starts back up it's even more intense because now Light is more mature and L has been stressing over this case for years

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L and Light play mental chess all the time and it freaks the task force out.

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Light would trip at school and absolutely eat shit. He'd get up and laugh it off and then at home kills everyone who saw it happen

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A death note Alice In Borderlands Au would go crazy if someone hasn't made one already

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Can the death note kill zombies?

Part of me wants to say no the other wants to say yes

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Death Note Soul Eater Au, where Light is a weapon and his weapon form is the death note.