Voice your opinion on the poll: which should i make a blog for? (hamilton edition)
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@juiiced-blog
Voice your opinion on the poll: which should i make a blog for? (hamilton edition)
( starter call. )
SHIT MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS PT. I
❛ idk man ❜
❛ i’m the short punny skeleton ❜
❛ is that the comic sans one ? ❜
❛ my son ❜
❛ they’re not soulmates they’re saltmates ❜
❛ #doritosquad ❜
❛ I’LL KINKSHAME WHOEVER I WANT ❜
❛ fight it ❜
❛ welcome to emo hell ❜
❛ THEY’RE LESBIANS ❜
❛ you don’t know it but i’m making finger guns at you right now ❜
❛ i, too, am the entire illuminati ❜
❛ i lead an army or whatever. ❜
❛ case number 183A—- WE FIRST SEE THE UNRAVELING. ❜
( starter call. )
"Little Shop of Horrors" sentence starters
"Feed me."
"What a creepy thing to be happening."
"Why this whole thing strikes me as funny, I don't know..."
"There must be someone you can 86, real quiet-like."
"Here I come for you!"
"Don't tell me - you got a little tied up."
"I need blood, and s/he's got more than enough."
"[Name] is not a healthy girl/boy."
"If I can move and talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?"
"I am flyin' now!"
"I think I need a root canal."
"Bear in mind, I'm not immortal!"
"It really is a rotten way to go!"
"What we have here is an ethical dilemma..."
"No thief would look in there, right?"
"The mask - it's stuck. I can't get it off!"
"It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle."
"[Name], I don't think you understand..."
"I'll make it worth your while."
"If we fight it, we've still got a chance."
"Jesus Christ, I could asphyxiate in here."
"The guy sure looks like plant food to me."
"All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house."
"Am I dreaming this?"
"[Name], that's thousands of dollars! Where is it?"
"It's the one gift I can give you."
"In a way, we'll always be together."
"Something is very wrong here."
"Can you hold, please?"
"Christ, what a frickin' scatterbrain!"
"Depression's just status quo."
"Relax. It'll be easier that way."
"I keep asking God what I'm for, and he tells me, 'Gee, I'm not sure.'"
"Just go with it, doll!"
"Well, get your ass in here!"
"I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him!"
"It's your professionalism I respect."
"Oh, [name], you're the most wonderful person that ever lived."
"No shit, Sherlock!"
"I couldn't sleep."
"I liked you from the day I came to work here."
"All my life I've always been poor."
"[Name], sweetheart, what's been going on?"
"You're a monster - and so am I!"
"You mean you'd still like me, even if I wasn't famous?"
"What'd I ever do to you?"
"I need some water in the worst way."
"It's an antique. They don't make 'em like this anymore."
"You kids should be in school!"
"How do you intend to better yourself?"
"She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him!"
"Daddy left early. Mama was poor."
"I'm feeling strangely happy now..."
"I tried to be on time, but..."
"[Name]'s first radio broadcast!"
"Are you dumb? Or hard of hearing?"
"It's what you did to her."
"I've done terrible things, [name], but not to you. Never to you."
"Come with me to the police and tell them that."
"You remember that total eclipse of the sun a week ago?"
"Get a move on, you little slut!"
"I don't like that guy, [name]."
"With the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than hula-hoops."
"It talks."
"Believe it, baby!"
"I'd meet a man and follow him blindly."
"You should hear the way he talks to [name]!"
"Don't die, [name]. I need you. Please, please, don't die..."
"I don't know. I have so many strong reservations me..."
"You love her madly, don't you, schmuck?"
"You watch your language!"
"What the hell's that? A gun?"
"Look out!"
"It's true. I did it."
"Lots of folks deserve to die!"
"That's disgusting."
"What am I supposed to do? Kill people?"
"I'll take it straight."
"Do we have a deal?"
"That's not a very nice thing to say!"
"Don't feed the plants."
( *blows kisses through the interwebs* for u all. )
( starter call. )
( list of izzy’s blogs: @chasttity (personified!chastity), @biighearted (cry baby), @ofintimacy (filthy lucre!brendon urie), @halfscorned (abigail williams from the crucible (side blog)). )
❛ the only excuse for not coming is dying. ❜
❛ does being maimed count? because i have something important to do that requires mysoul and body to be together and i’m friends with a bear. ❜
( like/reblog if you’re a night vale rper or willing to interact with one. )
shit my teachers have said
sometimes going to school is worth it.
❛ okey, you press that button & i’m just going to stand way over here. ❜
❛ i could go slower, but i don’t want to. ❜
❛ i’m glad you’re entertained. that’s very important to me. now shut up. ❜
❛ you have six seconds to answer & tell them to shut their phone. ❜
❛ oh, that’s nice. i’ve always wanted an iphone. could’ve at least fixed the screen, though. ❜
❛ hang on, i think my pizza rolls are on fire. ❜
❛ OUT, GET OUT, THE MICROWAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE! ❜
❛ who wants to jump out of the window for me? it’s for an experiment. ❜
❛ what did you draw for me? ❜
❛ i thought people drew dicks on tables only in fifth grade. ❜
❛ DON’T AIM FOR URANUS. ❜
❛ can you hold my gun for a second? ❜
❛ it was not my intention to shoot you. ❜
❛ you laughed, i didn’t, did you notice that? ❜
❛ the angle doesn’t matter, does it? ❜
❛ oh, yes, because heaven forbid people start kissing. ❜
❛ as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. ❜
❛ oh no! a boob! whatever are we going to do!? ❜
❛ what are you—five? ❜
❛ how do you accidentally fall out of a plane? ❜
❛ congratulations, you just killed everyone. ❜
❛ THIS IS NOT A DRILL. it’s a screwdriver. ❜
❛ don’t be rude. share your gummy bears. ❜
❛ you can’t substitute water with spit. that’s just gross. ❜
❛ you can totally make a bowling ball out of feathers. ❜
*SCREAM OF TERROR*
❛ bless your ass out of here. ❜
❛ don’t give me any of that cheap stuff. ❜
❛ jesus can’t help you now. ❜
❛ i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. ❜
❛ i am done with your sarcastic attitude. ❜
❛ the only excuse for not coming is dying. ❜
❛ the only size that matters is the size of the statue. ❜
❛ i don’t get paid enough to deal with this. ❜
❛ don’t cry, you’re an ugly crier. ❜
( CECIL. )
⋆ @juiiced ⋆
❛ listeners intern maureen just walked into the booth. i wonder what she’s doing in there. ❜
❛ dana said it was my turn to remind everyone of the regurarly unscheduled meeting in room five this afternoon. she said the details would be under your microphone or something? i dunno. just check or whatever. ❜
( oh btw, hello new followers !! i’m izzy, my pronouns are they/she, and i love patrick stump more that almost anyone. )
❝ – GOODNIGHT, NIGHT VALE. GOODNIGHT. ❞ written by kai.
❛ i lead an army or whatever. ❜