just drop dead !! ❞ ( ap. )

[gadgettguy]

( guys, i’m so sorry i went missing. there’s been a lot happening and i haven’t been able to get to the desktop in like 439560376854 years. i promise to try not to disappear anymore. that being said, like for a starter. )

[gadgettguy]

( starter call. )

[gadgettguy]

( like if i owe a reply. )

[gadgettguy]

❛ case number 183A—-       WE FIRST SEE THE UNRAVELING. ❜

[musingmemes]

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

“your feet are cold.”

“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”

“you’re hogging the blankets!”

“we should cuddle… for warmth.”

“is that your hand on my leg?”

“scoot over.”

“can we watch something else? this is scary.” 

“are you shivering?” 

“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”

“did you eat all the popcorn?”

“your hair keeps getting in my face.”

“are you even wearing pants??”

“stop kicking me!”

“you’re a good pillow.”

“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”

“do i look like a pillow to you?”

“i’m cold.”

“why can’t you ever just lay still?”

[roleplayiing-memes]

sherlock; starter sentences.

“_____, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.”

“None of the cabs would take me.”

“I don’t shave for _____.”

“You should put that on a t-shirt.”

“Well, don’t commit suicide.”

“I couldn’t bear to argue with her. But then, I am a moron, and she’s so very beautiful.”

“Four serial suicides and now a note! It’s Christmas!”

“_____ took my skull.”

“Killing me? That’s so two years ago.”

“Yes, thank you for your input.”

“Brainy’s the new sexy.”

“Is everyone I have ever met a psychopath?”

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side.”

“Everybody shut up!”

“I will burn… the heart out of you.”

“A dragon slayer. Is that what you think of me?”

“That’s what people do!”

“You are not a puzzle solver; you never have been.”

“Honey, you should see me in a crown.”

“I’m the smart one.”

“I don’t have friends; I’ve just got one.”

“Don’t panic. None of you panic. Absolutely no reason to panic.”

“I’m not a psychopath, _____. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”

“You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.”

“Long live the king.”

“Your loss would break my heart.”

“What the hell am I supposed to say to that?”

“Oh, no, no, no, we’re fine. No, it’s the burglar, he’s got himself rather badly injured. He fell out of a window.”

“A nice murder. That’ll cheer you up.”

“I’m in shock. Look - I’ve got a blanket.”

“We solve crimes. I blog about it, he forgets his pants. I wouldn’t hold out to much hope.”

“Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain.”

“You look sad when you think he can’t see you.”

“Don’t you want me on the floor, too?”

“Put your trousers on!”

“Oh! You meant ‘Spectacularly ignorant’ in a nice way.”

“Did you miss me?”

[gadgettguy]

( starter call. )

[gadgettguy]

( STRANGER. )

      Hayden puts his hands up, standing as still as inhumanly       possible. He wasn’t really looking for a fight and he didn’t       even want to hurt this guy— - he’d done nothing to warrant it.

                  ❝ Hey, buddy, look. I’m not here to fight, okay? I’m not even from                      Chicago, just passin’ through. Want nothin’ to do with the turf                      wars with the vampires here. So does it really matter if I am? ❞

   Patrick relaxed ( only a bit, he wasn’t completely stupid ), still eyeing    the dude ( vampire ) with a mix of uncertainty and curiosity. Surely he    must have known about the wars if he was mentioning them now so...    Why pass through here? There are ways around the city he could’ve    used...

      ❝ so then--- why come through here? and where are you       going that you have to pass through possibly of the most       dangerous cities in America? ❞

[gadgettguy]

( STRANGER. )

Reynardine wasn’t going to end up being silvered today – nope. Not if this seemingly regular guy was going to help it. It was a matter of luck whether this was going to head in the direction that the werewolf desperately wished it to. Honestly, it was the only option he had right now, considering he had no idea about the area – that, and the hunter that had been tailing him had used some sort of white noise to disorientate him. His ears were still ringing from the invasion. “H-Hey-” Reynardine finally managed to respond, trying his best to look normal, despite feeling dizzy, “-’m sorry, this is gonna sound super weird, but do you know any good places to–to hide? Anywhere out the way, or disused? I–I’m in a rush, sorry.”

The guy’s request was only a little strange, considering it was after nightfall and people wanted to avoid being out as much as possible. Still, something seemed a bit off. Normally, Patrick would be the first to offer Head Quarters as an option as a place for someone to stay for the night but he hesitated. “I can help you find a shop somewhere? Almost all the shops in this district are abandoned...”

[cursorium]

three word starters.

❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜

[bluesmemethings]

Death of a Bachelor starters

VICTORIOUS.

‘ tonight we are victorious. ’ ‘ all my friends were glorious. ’ ‘ let me be your killer king. ’ ‘ it hurts until it stops. ’ ‘ my touch is black and poisonous. ’ ‘ I know you need it. do you feel it ? ’ ‘ drink the water, drink the wine. ’ ‘ we gotta turn up the crazy. ’ ‘ I’m like a scarf trick, it’s all up the sleeve. ’ ‘ I taste like magic. ’ ‘ Throw the bait, catch the shark, bleed the water red. ’ ‘ 50 words for murder and I’m every one of them. ’

DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.

‘ it’s a hell of a feeling, though. ’ ‘ who are these people ? ’ ‘ I just woke up in my underwear. ’ ‘ I should probably introduce myself. ’ ‘ there’s no such thing as getting out of hand. ’ ‘ memories tend to just pop up. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ll ever get enough. ’ ‘ champagne, cocaine, gasoline– and most things in between. ’ ‘ I roam the city in a shopping cart. ’ ‘ this night is heating up. ’ ‘ raise hell and turn it up. ’ ‘ If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe. ’ ‘ don’t threaten me with a good time. ’ ‘ what are these footprints? they don’t look very human-like. ’ ‘ Now I wish that I could find my clothes. ’ ‘ I wanna wake up, can’t even tell if this is a dream. ’ ‘ how did we end up in my neighbor’s pool ? ’

HALLELUJAH.

‘ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. ’ ‘ Show praise with your body. ’ ‘ Say your prayers. ’ ‘ My life started the day I got caught. ’ ‘ the time for being sad is  over. ’ ‘ you miss them like you miss no other. ’ ‘ being blue is better than being over it. ’ ‘ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. ’ ‘ I love the things you hate about yourself. ’ ‘ just finished a daydream. ’ ‘ no one wants you when you have no heart. ’ ‘ I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars. ’ ‘ You’ll never know if you don’t ever try again, so let’s try. ’

EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES.

‘ finders keepers, losers weepers. ’ ‘ welcome to the end of eras. ’ ‘ dress me up and watch me die. ’ ‘ if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. ’ ‘ you just might see a ghost tonight. ’ ‘ And if you don’t know, now you know. ’ ‘ I’m taking back the crown. ’ ‘ I’m all dressed up and naked. ’ ‘ I see what’s mine and take it. ’ ‘ so close, I can taste it. ’ ‘ I’m so much more than royal. ’ ‘ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. ’ ‘ welcome to my world of fun. ’

DEATH OF A BACHELOR.

‘ do I look lonely ? ’ ‘ people have told me I don’t look the same. ’ ‘ maybe I lost weight. ’ ‘ I’m playing hooky with the best of the best. ’ ‘ I’m walking the long road, watching the sky fall. ’ ‘ how could I ask for more ? ’ ‘ a lifetime of laughter and the expense of the death of a bachelor. ’ ‘ it feels like my heart is going to burst. ’ ‘ and when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had ? ’ ‘ share one more drink with me, smile even though you’re sad. ’

CRAZY=GENIUS.

‘ you can set yourself on fire. ’ ‘ you dance on a tightrope of weird. ’ ‘ but when I wake up you’re so normal that you just disappear. ’ ‘ there’s no residue of a torturer inside of your eyes. ’ ‘ then I’m a fucking arsonist. ’ ‘ I’m a rocket scientist. ’ ‘ you can set yourself on fire, but you’re never gonna burn. ’ ‘ you’re never gonna learn. ’ ‘ Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue. ’ ‘ other boys you may have dated serrated your heart with a slice. ’ ‘ the cut of your love never hurts. ’

LA DEVOTEE.

‘ you got two black eyes from loving too hard. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. ’ ‘ just another LA devotee. ’ ‘ I couldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I couldn’t ever make you see. ’

GOLDEN DAYS.

‘ I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates of a record shop. ’ ‘ boy, he was something debonair in 1979. ’ ‘ and she had Farrah Fawcett hair. ’ ‘ don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade ? ’ ‘ all the memories that we make will never change. ’ ‘ time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away. ’ ‘ Right now our future’s certain. ’ ‘ I won’t let it fade away. ’

THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE DIRTY.

‘ truth is that it was always going to end. ’ ‘ if you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch. make it a good one. ’ ‘ And if you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name like the good, the bad and the dirty. ’ ‘ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. ’ ‘ there’s only two ways that these things can go. ’ ‘ how was I to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges ? ’ ‘ I got the final judgement. ’ ‘ you’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like. ’ ‘ but I’m not gonna think about that right now. ’ ‘ all our friends want us to fall in love. ’

HOUSE OF MEMORIES.

‘ the lonely moments just get lonelier, the longer you’re in love. ’ ‘ I don’t want to be afraid. ’ ‘ baby, we built this house on memories. ’ ‘ promise me a place in your house of memories. ’ ‘ I think of you from time to time, more than I thought I would. ’ ‘ you were just too kind. ’ ‘ I was too young to know. ’ ‘ that’s all that really matters. ’ ‘ I was a fool. ’ ‘ those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me. ’ ‘ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. ’ ‘ will you remember me in the same way as I remember you ? ’

IMPOSSIBLE YEAR.

‘ there’s no sunshine. ’ ‘ all the guests at the party, they’re so insincere. ’ ‘ these nightmares always hang on past the dream. ’

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[tokenvampmoved-blog]

tokenvamp:

WRITE ME OFF give up on me   cause darling what did you expect write me off  a lost cause,  a LONG SHOT, don’t even   take this bet.                                                … just  right  sleepin’  on  your  folks  porch  again  dreamin’  she  said                              ( she said, she said )

                                                    WHY DON’T YOU JUST DROP DEAD

( indie allscalmtm vampire pete comic & music video roleplay )

[gadgettguy]

( @realfaked // starter call. )

❝ uh-- excuse me? ❞ ( great start to a conversation patrick WOW. )  ❝ have you seen a dude with like long-ish hair and tattoos? ❞

[gadgettguy]

( @regiium // starter call. )

patrick’s been trained. he knows the signs at this point so------------- how had this just happened? it wasn’t like this was pete who barely gave off any signs on a scary day...

         ❝ y- you’re one of them, aren’t you? ❞

[gadgettguy]

( @itsreynardine // starter call. )

he could tell the guy wasn’t a vamp but that didn’t stop the weird vibe patrick got as he looked at him.

❝ uh--       hi? ❞

[gadgettguy]

( @angelorumxcaeli // starter call. )

❝ it’s not safe here, you have to leave. ❞

[gadgettguy]

( eximperium. )

❝ you think we’d still be ALIVE if we had done something? ❞

❝ who cares? a- all of them-- all of them are dead. what i do isn’t about my life. it’s about everyone else’s lives and i- i failed. ❞