jules

hey ! they/he/she, human art and broken humour enjoyer

[jules-not-caesar]

My brother in Christ it's been 3 minutes and 45 seconds how can you already be talking shit about Martin

[the-stars-in-heaven]

i’m gonna- *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health*

… buy an axe in central london

[yogurtfluff]

Magnus Archives woodburn coasters I made!

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[jules-not-caesar]

[jules-not-caesar]

New rule : if anything bad happens to a gay person during June it's homophobic. Idc if it's not related you stepped on poop while walking your dog ? Homophobic sidewalk.

[jules-not-caesar]

Currently listening to TMA s4 and I tried to draw Jon

[jules-not-caesar]

Currently listening to TMA s4 and I tried to draw Jon

[jules-not-caesar]

What to do when waking up after a 6 month coma :

Rest and take time to process everything that happened ❌

Read a statement ✅

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[reaiiygoodusername]

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“egg”

[badsciencejokes]

Get ready!

[jules-not-caesar]

Shax to the demon army before attacking the bookshop

[i-am-a-fish]

I think everyone should try listening to music at least once. it's really good so please give it a shot if you haven't yet, I will not spoil anything