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i think i was canadian in a former life

[natxms]

snap.

[julesrigby]

natxms·:

natxtate: hi hello hey !!  natxtate: just letting you know i’m alive and well and vancouver is COLD AF  natxtate: on the plus note i landed my triple lutz and it’s only a matter of time i win this thing and come home with another medal + prize money !! 

crownjules: um come back home :( it’s warm in the gym! crownjules: and surprisingly christmassy?  crownjules: you can’t see it but i’m toasting to you with my hot cocoa

[julesrigby]

therealcarsontaylor·:

“I have to physically restrain myself from singing Do You Want to Build a Snowman right now. Mind you, I hate that song.” He said, while trying desperately to roll the snow into a ball. 

“So do I. But damn it, if it isn’t catchy. Would you like some assistance?” 

[julesrigby]

violet-parnel·:

“I know the Hebrew is scary, but they’re just jelly donuts. Delicious, home-made jelly donuts. Trust me, it’s the hardest thing in the world working this stand without eating all of them myself. Can I get you one?”

“Why would that be scary? I need some donuts in my life if I’m going to survive finals. And I can always respect a good home-baked treat.”

[princesconsuela]

[julesrigby]

fkc-aiden·:

“Wrong. Too soon falls somewhere in October. You know, when you’re really getting into Halloween. Next question, do you just keep Mariah on repeat or do you transition to Bubléat some point?”

“Well, in October, you’re still celebrating, are you not? Just a different holiday. Oh, Bublé always gets a listen. But we skip Santa Buddy.”

[julesrigby]

colinnash·:

“I never said that.” Colin dismissed quietly again. He was well aware that Jules was like a blood sniffing hound when it came to details, so he tried to think of any possible excuse. But his brain wasn’t exactly back to full functioning. “Are you gonna get it over with? Project whatever your conspiracy is of what you and Jackie cooked up as to why I got benched?”

“Then why are you pushing?” A sinking feeling told her there was something she didn’t know. Deep in her chest an even harsher pang reminded her it was none of her business. In her head, she knew that, but some automatic force she couldn’t control made it impossible to ignore. But. The look on his face when he spoke. It didn’t feel right to be angry. Her face softened. “-- No.” She put the car in park. Glanced over. And hesitantly reached for his hand. “I just wanted to know if there’s anything I can do to help.”

[julesrigby]

princessleiak·:

“That’s fair. I should be more disappointed that it doesn’t look like I’m his type. Exactly. It’s not fun if you can’t be yourself around someone.”

“Never say never, Leia. You ask me, I think you’re everyone’s type. I’ve never felt pressure to change myself for anyone, honestly. I’d rather just do me if it came down to it.”

[thequotejournals]

For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via fyp-science)

[julesrigby]

colinnash·:

When Jules finally broke the silence, Colin hadn’t expected her to say that. Catching him off guard completely, his first instinct was defensiveness. “What?” He asked with anger evident in his tone, as he furrowed his brows. “You don’t need to be worried about me. It’s just a misunderstanding.” He tried to dismiss with an attempted much lighter inflection. 

“I’m not even allowed to be worried anymore?” Jules frowned. She was getting past the heart of town closer to where she lived. Pretty soon she’d have to loop back around. “Well what kind of misunderstanding? Because they only bench people for serious infractions, or... for bad grades. And that’s not you.” She stopped the car long enough to look over at him. “Right?”

[satcgifs]

[jackiehanen]

@julesrigby

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[julesrigby]

fkc-aiden·:

“So,” he drawled, grabbing the books needed for his next class, “How soon after Thanksgiving is too soon to put my Christmas tree up.” It was a question that had been plaguing him for years. He never quite knew what the socially acceptable timeframe was. “Follow up question, when does the Mariah Carey start. Before or after the tree.”

“Technically speaking? I don’t think it’s ever too soon to celebrate. And that’s a blatant trick question, obviously it starts during putting the tree up. What’s decorating without a good holiday soundtrack?”

[julesrigby]

colinnash·:

“I’m feeling pretty sober right about now, actually. – Yeah well, I do have a baseball bat in my car.” He chimed, keeping it in his Jeep even after last year’s season came to an end, just in case. Sighing, Colin didn’t wanna admit she had a point, so he just threw the keys over the top of the car, hoping Jules would catch them before he climbed into the passenger seat.

Jules just sighed, not in the mood to deal with any stubbornness. Thankfully, before she could say anything else he relinquished the keys. Quickly catching them in her palm, she slid into the driver’s seat and turned the ignition so they could warm up with the heat. “I’m worried about you,” she finally said, once she’d driven a good distance away from the party and they were starting to enter into the more central part of town. “Jackie told me you got benched.”

[becheven]

[julesrigby]

colinnash·:

“But, Jules.” Colin protested as he frowned and averted his gaze all together. “You know how I feel about anyone driving my Jeep. That’s my baby. Besides, I was just gonna nap, I don’t really have a cut out plan of where to nap unless I park behind the trailer park.”

“But nothing! You’re too drunk to drive. And if you fall asleep out here -- who knows.” She didn’t say it, but she knew even though he wasn’t all there right now they both knew what she was thinking. “We can drive around until we figure it out. But you shouldn’t stay outside by yourself.”

[julesrigby]

princessleiak·:

“He’d have to be beyond gorgeous to get me to travel for him. Like Jason Momoa type sexy. It’s such a shame he’s married. But the cake already caught your eye if you’re considering decorating it. I see your point, though.” 

“Jason Momoa is your type, noted. Besides, you know celebrities, they never stay married. More like it caught my nose. I see yours. Changing yourself for people shouldn’t be the norm.”

[julesrigby]

colinnash·:

Colin remained silent for the duration of how long it took for them to get back to where they needed to be. Even when he shouldn’t have been wrapped around her waist like he was, he took the opportune moment to lean his chin down against her shoulder. As comfortable as it felt, he knew it’d all come to an abrupt end, it always did. Looking up sure enough, his Jeep was in sight, and he was turning his head to shoot her a confused glance. “What? Are you gonna drive my car, then?” He asked stubbornly, not volunteering to pull his keys out of his front pocket. 

“Yes, actually. I carpooled with Jackie so I don’t mind. I just can’t, in good conscience, let you go unsupervised in this state, so. Where to? A friend’s? Dairy’s? Sky’s the limit. I do need your keys, though.” In addition to asking, Jules also held out her hand once she’d safely planted Colin by the passenger side door.