Hello, I am Jules

I'm not sure who I am.  I have amnesia so things get a little fuzzy.  But I'm sure some memories will return!  M!A: None active

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[goregutz-moved]

wHY IS THIS SO ACCURAT E

[radtravelerjellyfish]

When you open up the site and youre expecting ads to pop up but they finally dont

[justasriel]

*Jules is seen crying in a corner, not making a sound, but he holds a knife in his hand*

“Asriel walks over to Jules, “Jules, are you alright?” He asked, as he tried to turn Jules around for a hug, Asriel noticed the knife, “And what are you doing with that knife?” He asked as well.

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules stabs himself with the knife, it sticking out of his arm as he starts spilling dust from the wound, and his tears begin glowing.

[justasriel]

“Jules, please calm down.” Asriel said as he took off a backpack, it was his medic bag, he took the knife out of Jules arm, he covered the wound with gause, Asriel noticed Jules glowing tears, “Why are your tears glowing?” he asked “And why did you harm yourself” he added

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules tries to snap out of it and heals himself with magic, but the tears still come.  “I guess I was remembering something painful.  Sorry.  Don’t worry about the harming myself part, I have to do that from time to time to recover energy.  It’s not like I have a normal body anyway, I’m basically a pile of dust walking around, a Monster zombie, if you will.”

[justasriel]

“It’s okay” Asriel said trying to comfort the other monster, “Oh?” He said in surprise as he found out this strangely worrying information, “If it makes you feel any better i am technically like you, being a monster zombie as in” He added in hesitation.

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules points to his flower, “There’s a reason why I can’t take this flower off.  If you knew what it really was…”

Jules tries to wipe away his glowing tears.  “I’m sorry…I wish I could tell you everything, but it’s so…painful.”  Jules turns to look into Asriel’s eyes, seeing the normal green one, and the purple one he gave him that one time.  There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me yet.  And, I don’t know if you want to hear about them…

[justasriel]

“I remember you told me the flower was your soul, your human soul” Asriel said, He hugged Jules to comfort him, “I understand we all have things that we want to keep hidden, its normal” he added.

[julesthegoatkin]

“I might have told you a little bit about it...but it’s not the whole story.”  Jules looks down at his shadow, which distorts and changes shape erratically, almost like it’s screaming.

[justasriel]

*Jules is seen crying in a corner, not making a sound, but he holds a knife in his hand*

“Asriel walks over to Jules, “Jules, are you alright?” He asked, as he tried to turn Jules around for a hug, Asriel noticed the knife, “And what are you doing with that knife?” He asked as well.

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules stabs himself with the knife, it sticking out of his arm as he starts spilling dust from the wound, and his tears begin glowing.

[justasriel]

“Jules, please calm down.” Asriel said as he took off a backpack, it was his medic bag, he took the knife out of Jules arm, he covered the wound with gause, Asriel noticed Jules glowing tears, “Why are your tears glowing?” he asked “And why did you harm yourself” he added

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules tries to snap out of it and heals himself with magic, but the tears still come.  “I guess I was remembering something painful.  Sorry.  Don’t worry about the harming myself part, I have to do that from time to time to recover energy.  It’s not like I have a normal body anyway, I’m basically a pile of dust walking around, a Monster zombie, if you will.”

[justasriel]

“It’s okay” Asriel said trying to comfort the other monster, “Oh?” He said in surprise as he found out this strangely worrying information, “If it makes you feel any better i am technically like you, being a monster zombie as in” He added in hesitation.

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules points to his flower, “There’s a reason why I can’t take this flower off.  If you knew what it really was…”

Jules tries to wipe away his glowing tears.  “I’m sorry...I wish I could tell you everything, but it’s so...painful.”  Jules turns to look into Asriel’s eyes, seeing the normal green one, and the purple one he gave him that one time.  There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me yet.  And, I don’t know if you want to hear about them...

[justasriel]

*Jules is seen crying in a corner, not making a sound, but he holds a knife in his hand*

“Asriel walks over to Jules, “Jules, are you alright?” He asked, as he tried to turn Jules around for a hug, Asriel noticed the knife, “And what are you doing with that knife?” He asked as well.

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules stabs himself with the knife, it sticking out of his arm as he starts spilling dust from the wound, and his tears begin glowing.

[justasriel]

“Jules, please calm down.” Asriel said as he took off a backpack, it was his medic bag, he took the knife out of Jules arm, he covered the wound with gause, Asriel noticed Jules glowing tears, “Why are your tears glowing?” he asked “And why did you harm yourself” he added

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules tries to snap out of it and heals himself with magic, but the tears still come.  “I guess I was remembering something painful.  Sorry.  Don’t worry about the harming myself part, I have to do that from time to time to recover energy.  It’s not like I have a normal body anyway, I’m basically a pile of dust walking around, a Monster zombie, if you will.”

[justasriel]

*Jules is seen crying in a corner, not making a sound, but he holds a knife in his hand*

“Asriel walks over to Jules, “Jules, are you alright?” He asked, as he tried to turn Jules around for a hug, Asriel noticed the knife, “And what are you doing with that knife?” He asked as well.

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules stabs himself with the knife, it sticking out of his arm as he starts spilling dust from the wound, and his tears begin glowing.

[childish-goat]

Do not frisk the goat child! *Jules covers the little goat's eyes from the creepy anons*

“Wha- who..? Oh! Hiya Jules!”

[julesthegoatkin]

“You all right?  Sorry I have been gone for a while.”

[infinityuserboxes]

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

“boys are gross”

“boys are scum”

“i hate boys”

[julesthegoatkin]

I’m dying

[kavtari]

Reblog if you RP using Discord

[ablackbilly-deactivated20180809]

((Since I wanna get to see some more faces,I figure I’d make one of these. Like/reblog if you wanna interact with a Undertale OC ask/RP blog. Has multiple verses and multi-ship. Mun is very chill and friendly. Has around 4 years or so of RP experience.))

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[childish-goat]

"Hello, Asriel. How are you doing today?" Jules asks, looking exhausted.

“Im doing as goat as I can be! Though.. You don’t look so hot.. Are you okay?”

[julesthegoatkin]

“I think so.  I just used a lot of magic,” he says slurredly. Jules nonchalantly takes a purple dagger and slits his wrist, the wound uncharacteristically bloodless, but Jules recoils in pain just like normal.

[childish-goat]

Asriel frowned seeing the other goat slit his wrist like that. Surely that hurt but..why would he even do that? Is he out of his mind?

“W-why are you hurting yourself?? Stop that!”

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules’ tears glow and he grits his teeth and his flower starts glowing.

“I have a curse…and this is the only way to get more magic.”

[childish-goat]

“By..hurting yourself..?” the goat boy asked with concern before frowning and nodding side to side. “No.. That can’t be the only way. We’ll figure this out..somehow..”

[julesthegoatkin]

“Asriel, I’ve spent two million years with this curse.  There is no other way.”  He tries to smile but his eyes well up with tears.  “It’s just a thing I have to deal with.”

[childish-goat]

“Well..I..well that’s really dumb..” asriel crossed his arms and pouted. He hated not being able to do anything.

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules shakes his head to keep himself from crying and simply hugs the small goat.  “It’s okay, Asriel.  I’m grateful that someone is willing to try.  I guess I’ve been a bit of a downer about it.”

@childish-goat

[justasriel]

Jules hugs Asriel tight and giggles, "Hello!"

Asriel coughs because of the sudden constraint of oxygen, then he hugs Jules back, “Hi Jules, How are you?” Asriel said

[julesthegoatkin]

“I’m all right.  My memory is slowly coming back.  How are you doing?”

[justasriel]

“That’s great to hear, my friend” Asriel said, “I’m doing fine, even though you kinda constrained me with the hug” he added

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules rubs the back of his head.  “Oh sorry, I guess I have unusual strength today.  Anyway, how have you been doing?”

@justasriel

[ablackbilly-deactivated20180809]

Ciar fell silent for a moment,not quite sure how to respond. He did flinch slightly hearing Jules. He didn’t really know how old he was himself but he wanted Jules to feel better. After a brief moment he reaches over to gently pull the other into a hug.

“…I don’t know how to really give any help. I can offer the support all I can however…”

He pats Jules back as he held him close.

[julesthegoatkin]

Jules just cries there in Ciar’s arms, before his flower starts glowing to spite him.

[julesthegoatkin]

Who are you

“Well, for starters I’m not simply a monster, but I really do not wish to go to such detail.  But for now, I am Jules.  I have magic at a great cost, more so than normal monsters, but there are things that I can’t do, like fight directly or do things on a whim.  I desire plans.

I have many, many things I am ashamed of, and due to that, I reside in the Void.”

[julesthegoatkin]

M!A u get ur memory backkck

*granted!*  “Oh god...too much information at once!  I can’t handle it all!”

[as-warm-as-choco]

Flying during a Solar Eclipse (X) 

Νεφέλη, look at this beauty!

[julesthegoatkin]

[The sheer size of that shadow proves how literally astronomical these bodies are, and we’re seeing them pass each other.]