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enhypen reaction to their s/o asking for privacy while changing
in which you ask your boyfriend to get out so you can change, as a prank
hyung line ver. | maknae line ver. [coming soon]
⚝ genre/contains: bf!enha x gn!reader, comedy headcanon, fluff, established relationships, non-idol!au. warnings: heesung's and jake's pieces are a little suggestive
⚝ word count: 1060
｡lee heeseung*ﾟ
you waddle out of the bathroom, wrapped in your towel, and ask your boyfriend to excuse you. heeseung is seated at his gaming desk, and slowly tears his eyes away from his screen as if he didn’t quite hear you. his brows furrow as he takes in the dead serious expression on your face, and just… gapes at you. what he doesn’t know is that you’re genuinely fighting back giggles.
“okay… b-but, aren’t these your jeans on the floor, right here?” he stutters out helplessly with a pointed look. heeseung gestures between your cardigan on his lap and your discarded jeans strewn on the floor beside his gaming chair. you lose your cool then, at once flustered by the memory of what you two were up to before you left the room to go shower.
he notices the change in your expression, from stoic to shy, and chuckles fondly. "babe, what on earth was in your shampoo?" he jokes, bemused and trying to work out whether or not you’re pranking him. you burst out laughing at the look on heesung’s face, water droplets falling from your body onto the carpet below as your shoulders shake from laughter.
“i can’t believe you fell for it,” you tease, before finally coming clean. heeseung pinches the bridge of his nose, laughing at his own gullibility once he realizes he’s just fallen for yet another one of your prank trends.
｡park jay*ﾟ
“jay,” you sigh with a pout, feigning sadness as you twist and turn in front of your full-length mirror. “i don’t like how this top goes with these pants.”
the two of you have plans for the evening, and jay is—of course—already dressed and patiently waiting on you.
“how come?” he asks with a faint frown, giving you a once-over. “you look great, honey, really.” he is settled on the bean bag beside your bed, and leans forward to give your outfit his full attention.
“i don’t know… i think i’ll switch out the top for something else,” you turn to face him, an all too innocent smile playing on the corners of his lips. “please may you excuse me for a sec so i can change?”
"sure, i'll just start calling up the uber," your boyfriend says simply, shuffling over to plant a tiny peck on your temple before he leaves the room to give you privacy. the prank seems to have flown completely over his head, and you stifle a snort behind your palm.
you tiptoe out of your bedroom and find him waiting in your living room, completely unfazed on the couch. when you explain to him that it's all a prank, he chuckles softly and reaches up to playfully pinch your cheek.
"you didn't think that my request was odd?" you ask, laughing.
"i just thought you needed your space," jay shrugs with a small laugh of his own.
｡sim jake*ﾟ
jake is lounging in your desk chair, lazily scrolling through a webtoon on his phone, when you ask him to leave so you can have your privacy. ‘“okay,” he replies distractedly. he doesn’t question it, and absentmindedly hums as he pads out the door and shuts it behind him.
you trail his retreating figure with your eyes until he’s out of sight, biting your bottom lip in amusement, and start counting. in one… two… three…
“wait a minute!” you hear him holler from down the hallway.
in five seconds, jake is barging back into your room, phone dangling limply from the beaded chain attaching the device to his wrist. “wha— why? privacy? from me?? ” he points at himself, stunned and still babbling. “did i do something wrong?”
“no,” you laugh, shaking your head. “i just want to change.”
jake snorts, raising an eyebrow and folding his arms over his chest. “we’ve been together for three years,” he points out as he sits down on your bed with a huff.
“god forbid a person wants privacy,” you sigh, giving him your best eyeroll. jake regards you suspiciously, noting the mischief dancing in your eyes. his brown eyes bore into yours in what appears to be an attempt to telepathically make you explain your odd behaviour.
when you don’t budge, staring back at him with feigned indifference, your boyfriend starts listing every single time he’s seen you in less than your undergarments. his catalog is impressively accurate, complete with dates and locations. the absurdity of how well he remembers everything has you caving, and you can barely fess up in between peals of laughter.
｡park sunghoon*ﾟ
“and… done!” you exclaim with a satisfied grin, tilting your boyfriend’s face right to left. you and sunghoon are just about done with your skin care routines for the night, but you always like to give his face one last check. he rarely moisturizes correctly, often going to bed with streaks of moisturizer still on his jaw or nose.
“all good?” he confirms with a warm smile, watching you arrange your products. you nod and give his nose a wet kiss, making his face scrunch up cutely. “not the face—please and thank you,” he jokes, helping you arrange everything back in its proper place around the sink or in the cabinets.
“i do what i please!” you declare, flashing him your most menacing glare. sunghoon sticks his tongue out at you and you retaliate by poking his side. “bring me my pajamas so i can change, would you?”
“your wish is my command,” he says cheesily, shooting finger guns at you on his way back into the bedroom. “i need to put on mine, too, so i'll bring both.”
“actually…” you say slowly, realizing sunghoon has unknowingly granted you the perfect opportunity to mess with him. “i'd like some privacy, so you change there and i'll change here.”
your ipad-kid boyfriend practically lives on tiktok, and he's seen videos of this prank before. nevertheless, he plays along, nodding in agreement and dutifully backing away. “ah, yes, i need to protect my purity.”
you can't tell if his tone is genuine or cheekily sarcastic, so you tiptoe to the door and check if he really fell for the prank. you burst into giggles upon seeing his face cartoonishly peeking out. “nice try,” he quips with a smirk, wiggling his eyebrows. “but i already know that trend.”
a member of a popular boy group leaving, that too without any controversy. a member who has had a very clean reputation all throughout his career. the member who was the center of their lore, the one who was the "main vocalist" left the group to pursue his solo career because his music interest were "distinct" as compared to group's music. while yeonjun from txt is a very popular member with a very distinctive music state as compared to txt is doing well in both his solo and group career. So the reason sounds utter bs.
i refuse to believe this is the only reason because this doesn't make any sense. this can't be the only reason. i have a feeling that this won't end well. they were growing so rapidly as a group, now suddenly they removed the member knowing how steps like that affects popularity of both the group as well as the member. It's either another controversy is about to take place, or belift want to debut another boy group and pay more attention to them so they are trying to hinder enhypen's growth as a whole. This is so self destructive on so many levels for belift.
Source music did the same with gfriend when they wanted to debut le serrafim. why debut people when you can't even manage them properly. i have been into kpop for as long as i can remember and i know once the company makes a decision as big as making a member leave, they never bring them back to the group. i don't want to have a fake hope that he would be back in enhypen cause it will just hurt more if he didn't.
also why would he leave when enhypen had their contract renewal next year. why terminate the contract just 1 year before the renewal when he could've easily left the group next year. it was just one more year, fans would've understood about the whole solo career then.
they were happy and giggly not long ago, we all saw it in the china fansign event. literally happened out of the blue.
heeseung, i hope you aren't hurting much. i hope there isn't anything more to this. i hope rest of the enhypen members are coping well, it won't be same. you all forever will be 7 in my heart.
