You're a beauts.

Julia. 18. OH.

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Bigger Rack Accomplished. Poem by: Julia W.

Ladies, Are you flat chested? Are you broke? Do you want a bigger rack? Stop by one of your local McDonald's. There's one on every Street. Too embarrassed to go in? Good thing they all have a drive-thru. Whether you're inside or out, place an order for 2 McChicken sandwiches. The hard part is over once your order is ready. Place one McChicken into each cup of your bra. Now, walk around like you rule the world. Bc now you have a nice rack that smells like chicken. At the end of your day when you're back home, take out the McChicken sandwiches. Feed them to your dog. Don't have any dogs? Don't have any pets? Do you have a brother? If not, feed them to the neighbors dog.

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Embarrassment is key to having confidence.

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If you ever feel sad just know, my first memory from life is feeding my sister's fish so much cheese that it died not even one hour later.

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I'm so glad I don't task the way I did 5 years ago. I can't even repost my own post because of how embarrassing it is. Every sentence ended with "haha", there are so so so so many typos and I never know what I was talking about because I never clarified what I meant.

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Things You Shouldn't Have To Apologize For

1. caring about something/someone 2. not looking your best 3. being depressed 4. asking for help 5. following what you believe is right for you and not what’s right for everyone else 6. lending a hand to your friends in need 7. crying 8. BEING YOURSELF

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FOOD

Life

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This little kid turns 3 in a month! I have been his babysitter before he was even crawling and now he can go to the potty all by himself. (Excluding actually getting onto the toilet) He can count up to 16 without help. He knows how to make any person laugh. He is just an amazing little boy.

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I just went through a few thousand pictures on my phone and, OML. Why do I take so many pictures?

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I can't stop laughing after David's broadcast last night. Of you watch it, skip forward 1 hour and 23 to get to the best part.

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Cramps

Trying to compare the pain of cramps to something else but all I can think of it's like a Charlie Horse in your uterus..

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Goodnight, pretty lovelies.

Just heard the train in my town go by that always goes by at the same time every morning and realized it's 6AM. Ma baaad.

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It's so easy to point out a supporter of Donald Trump. I worked at Panera Bread and a coworker of mine would always treat colored customers differently. It was very subtle but if you watched, you would see the different attitudes. I never said anything as I thought to myself "she's probably a supporter of Trump" and a few weeks later I overheard her of course talking about how Donald Trump deserves to be President.