Romeo Nikolai Yussupov.

𝐒𝐭✰𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 ᯓ★ He/Him, 22 ₊˚⊹☆ Crimean Tatar ✮⋆˙ Teen popstar and ballerina turned disowned paramedicine student ⭑.ᐟ assistant nurse at Columbia, waiter at the HNR Hotel and paramedic .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 1976-1998 ✧₊⁺ trans, has vitiligo, trinatopia & eternal eyebags from chronic anemia and exhaustion ⊹₊ ⋆ ❴satire RP OC + no explicit NSFW + beware of the trigger tags!❵ ❴if you remember the OC, YES, this is a rework of Chaotic, treat them as completely separate characters!❵

[juliasromeo]

— Jeanette McCurdy, from “I'm Glad My Mom Died”.

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[juliasromeo]

Today is Take Back Your Time Day (10/24)! What is a time in your life you wish you could take back and not have wasted your time on?

Maybe the attempt my parents had at an acting career for me... *grimaces* God I was bad...

[juliasromeo]

how would you describe your personality?

Uhm... *shrugs* I don't know, laid back? Tired? If-it's-not-my-issue-I-don't-really-care, maybe? I would stay I'm pretty determined though, stubborn, *shrugs again, leaning back in his chair as he fidgets with a rubber glove* I think that just comes from being spoiled rotten gor the first half of my life, though.

[juliasromeo]

https://www.tumblr.com/hotel-for-the-newly-resurrected/764606711856283648/ooc going to the ball?

No, I'm working at the ball. *moves out the way for someone carrying a tray* These people are acting like the ball will eat a house and a half...

[foreveryour-remus]

Hey, you! *grabs him by the sleeve, pulling him back* Do you have a free hour or so and space in your pocket for a few bucks?

— @juliasromeo

Ack— *stumbled back a bit and quickly looks at him with a glare* Hey! What is— Oh, It’s just you Romeo. *adjusts bangs* An hour of free time? We’re in college; free time is a luxury. However, what is this proposition of yours?

[juliasromeo]

Yeah, I know it very well, which is why I'm offering money. *lets go of his sleeve, patting his arm* I'm trying to cut down the time that it takes me to get vitals, y'know—respiration, pulse, lung sounds, blood pressure, pupils—and I need someone to practice on, and since I need vitals the usual dummy won't work.

[foreveryour-remus]

*rests hand on hip* So you want me to be your lab rat. *looks him up and down* You know what you’re doing right?.. Can’t be that bad, just some vitals, how much are you offering exactly?

[juliasromeo]

I've been studying as an EMT at 16 and I've been studying and sort of working as a paramedic for like a year now, trust me, if I can handle broken bones, car collisions and gunshot wounds- you'll be fine after I check your pulse. Uh—... *pauses, patting his pockets* I don't know, how much do you want?

[foreveryour-remus]

Jesus, practically have a whole career under your belt…*leans on heels* Well I suppose it’s logical, what do you even need these vitals for? *glances at his pocket then back at him* …How much do you have with you right now?

[juliasromeo]

I don't need your specific vitals, just someone to practice on getting them as quick as possible, and I got, uh... *pats around his pockets, pulling everything out* ...A pad, a thing of narcan, bandaids, iron pills, a bottle cap and ten dollars in quarters.

[foreveryour-remus]

Hey, you! *grabs him by the sleeve, pulling him back* Do you have a free hour or so and space in your pocket for a few bucks?

— @juliasromeo

Ack— *stumbled back a bit and quickly looks at him with a glare* Hey! What is— Oh, It’s just you Romeo. *adjusts bangs* An hour of free time? We’re in college; free time is a luxury. However, what is this proposition of yours?

[juliasromeo]

Yeah, I know it very well, which is why I'm offering money. *lets go of his sleeve, patting his arm* I'm trying to cut down the time that it takes me to get vitals, y'know—respiration, pulse, lung sounds, blood pressure, pupils—and I need someone to practice on, and since I need vitals the usual dummy won't work.

[foreveryour-remus]

*rests hand on hip* So you want me to be your lab rat. *looks him up and down* You know what you’re doing right?.. Can’t be that bad, just some vitals, how much are you offering exactly?

[juliasromeo]

I've been studying as an EMT at 16 and I've been studying and sort of working as a paramedic for like a year now, trust me, if I can handle broken bones, car collisions and gunshot wounds- you'll be fine after I check your pulse. Uh—... *pauses, patting his pockets* I don't know, how much do you want?

[foreveryour-remus]

Hey, you! *grabs him by the sleeve, pulling him back* Do you have a free hour or so and space in your pocket for a few bucks?

— @juliasromeo

Ack— *stumbled back a bit and quickly looks at him with a glare* Hey! What is— Oh, It’s just you Romeo. *adjusts bangs* An hour of free time? We’re in college; free time is a luxury. However, what is this proposition of yours?

[juliasromeo]

Yeah, I know it very well, which is why I'm offering money. *lets go of his sleeve, patting his arm* I'm trying to cut down the time that it takes me to get vitals, y'know—respiration, pulse, lung sounds, blood pressure, pupils—and I need someone to practice on, and since I need vitals the usual dummy won't work.

[juliasromeo]

What’s ur type?

*shrugs, rearranging medicine cabinets* At this point, I've been on so many dates and relationships with so many different people that I question the same myself.

[juliasromeo]

*tackles him to the ground from behind and pins his arms back* You, remain silent and still.

—敬具Torakichi Shinmen

*freezes* ...You know, I still have vomit all over a good chunk of this uniform, so I wouldn't be touching me like that if I was you. *pauses, trying to look back* Also, gay.

[toranomaki]

I've basked in worse. *pushes his head back down and presses a dagger to his throat* Are you Yussopov Romeo? Medical student at Columbia University?

[juliasromeo]

*tilts his head, trying to get away from the dagger* Yeah- yeah, I am! If you want money, I'm broke, the richer Yussupovs's and I don't talk anymore—go bother them for some!

[toranomaki]

I have no use for yourd or your family's money. *unravels the poster and holds it where he can see* I wish in on your plan that you wrote here, so my friends will be able to attend. Unless, you have forfeited the plot.

[juliasromeo]

*pauses, squinting at the poster* Wait... this is all because of the fucking festival tickets?

[toranomaki]

*nods solemnly* Yes, that would be all. Now, *presses his head back down against the floor* shall you accept the proposal or not?

[juliasromeo]

I shall, mister assassin, that is the point of the damn poster in the first place, *wriggles* now get off my back!

[juliasromeo]

*tackles him to the ground from behind and pins his arms back* You, remain silent and still.

—敬具Torakichi Shinmen

*freezes* ...You know, I still have vomit all over a good chunk of this uniform, so I wouldn't be touching me like that if I was you. *pauses, trying to look back* Also, gay.

[toranomaki]

I've basked in worse. *pushes his head back down and presses a dagger to his throat* Are you Yussopov Romeo? Medical student at Columbia University?

[juliasromeo]

*tilts his head, trying to get away from the dagger* Yeah- yeah, I am! If you want money, I'm broke, the richer Yussupovs's and I don't talk anymore—go bother them for some!

[toranomaki]

I have no use for yourd or your family's money. *unravels the poster and holds it where he can see* I wish in on your plan that you wrote here, so my friends will be able to attend. Unless, you have forfeited the plot.

[juliasromeo]

*pauses, squinting at the poster* Wait... this is all because of the fucking festival tickets?

[juliasromeo]

*tackles him to the ground from behind and pins his arms back* You, remain silent and still.

—敬具Torakichi Shinmen

*freezes* ...You know, I still have vomit all over a good chunk of this uniform, so I wouldn't be touching me like that if I was you. *pauses, trying to look back* Also, gay.

[toranomaki]

I've basked in worse. *pushes his head back down and presses a dagger to his throat* Are you Yussopov Romeo? Medical student at Columbia University?

[juliasromeo]

*tilts his head, trying to get away from the dagger* Yeah- yeah, I am! If you want money, I'm broke, the richer Yussupovs's and I don't talk anymore—go bother them for some!

[juliasromeo]

*tackles him to the ground from behind and pins his arms back* You, remain silent and still.

—敬具Torakichi Shinmen

*freezes* ...You know, I still have vomit all over a good chunk of this uniform, so I wouldn't be touching me like that if I was you. *pauses, trying to look back* Also, gay.

[juliasromeo]

https://www.tumblr.com/ti-soffica-il-sangue/762964917660925952?source=share

Need somewhere to go?

Already here, actually. Makes it obvious how cheep the dorms are...

[juliasromeo]

What’s your favorite color?

It would be the burning orange of a fire if it was the school which was on fire not the dorms. *sighs* No, do not go back in there for your stuff, I don't care how much your MacBook costs I'm not dealing with you inhaling smoke-

[juliasromeo]

Have you ever taken part in psychotherapy?

Yeah, a lot of it, I swear to God the process of getting testosterone is longer then some prison sentences...

[columbiauniversity-schoolboard]

hi

if you're a fellow broke read on

if you are someone working for the college or for the festival or otherwise a SNITCH go away

i wanna go to the festival but i'm also like broke as SHIT so im NOT paying $20 to get in

but the family pack is $30 for 4+ people (if you're a family)

so i need like 2-3 (maybe more) others to pretend to be my family because i already got a professor to pretend to be my dad

if you want to pretend to be my sib hit me up. maybe an another parent could work but that feels too parent trap core. also weird if ur a student so

not to doxx myself but my dorm is F2-R2, tho atp i live more in the nurses office so more chance you'll find me there, if nothing leave a note with your number, insta, "X", animal jam user, WHATEVER

at financial rock bottom,

Romeo Nikolai Yussupov [@juliasromeo]

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[juliasromeo]

https://www.tumblr.com/columbiauniversity-schoolboard/762605491725680640/columbia-university-brings-you-to-nycs-own-fall?

Geez, twenty bucks? Who got that sorta money in this economy... though, thirty for four or more as a family is a pretty good deal, since that would be just... six dollars per perso-... *pauses, holding hand in the air* Professor Vrban, do you wanna pretend to be my dad-